thread_prefix.22 Itt, we make schlog prophecies

[Zondien]

One day, teresacrewsfartsniffer45689 will join the schlog and it will be the equivalent of poopson

 

[Jimb0]

Imperator returns

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

DNB will rise like a phoenix from the ashes and personally behead everyone who made fun of him with a machete while wearing his signature green shorts

 

[_73]

I will get banned

 

[TurkBVLL]

It shuts down

 

[evandoe]

Soygoy will be raped.

 

[1844 or Something]

Froot will come back just to unban bûst and Jartycuck Gaming, then watch the site burn down

 

[Zondien]

Soygoy will be raped.

By sparkles

 

[meijak]

When the stars align and Mercury is in retrograde, the schlog will be conquered by frogGODS, who will rule it for the next milennia.

 

[alonso]

This years April fools day will be a significant event in all of the soysphere's history

 

[TurkBVLL]

This years April fools day will be a significant event in all of the soysphere's history

It will be a SNCA janny forced event that makes sharty events look decent in comparison

 

[Joe Biden]

Every user in here turns out to be from the same discord server (where people actually get the pass to leave "the hole" forum), said server is full of 'p, every member is a pedophile and a transqueen.

 

[Zondien]

The weird confessions in the anonymous thread are written by homercord users to psyop into making the schlog look bad

 

[alonso]

It will be a SNCA janny forced event that makes sharty events look decent in comparison

Trust the plan

 

[istanbul]

there will be some more drama after someone else is found out e-dating with another user

 

[alonso]

there will be some more drama after someone else is found out e-dating with another user

That happens every 3 months

 

[_account]

This years April fools day will be a significant event in all of the soysphere's history

Yeah if you finish your banner. Get back in the mines

 

[alonso]

Yeah if you finish your banner. Get back in the mines

Hold your horses, I'm working on it, The 1st background concept will be shown either friday or saturday

 

[Catter]

some random user commits a shooting and causes the site to get fedded

 

[StudioCaca]

Im going to overdose and die while browsing the shlog