ITT we act like this is r9k

[X Immigrant]

why are you posting gore?

Why do you keep taking lllllzzzzzzz?

 

[basil]

beep boop im a robot

 

[qaqorsomething]

insert disgusting image of a bedroom desktop with piss jugs monster energy cans and moe anime figures all over the floor

 

[ironybruh]

>be me
>19 years old
>never had friends
>never had a gf
>never kissed or had sex
>cant drive
>never had a job
<REDDIT SPACE
Its too late for me. I can't fix myself.

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

>he texts me he's about to cum

Did this nigga's momma put a cum warning button on he ipad bruh autistic ass

 

[basil]

alright hold on let me get in the zone

what is r9k about

 

[SUPERCELLEX]

im killing myself to sewerslvt tnight anons wish me luck

 

[ribbon]

Did this nigga's momma put a cum warning button on he ipad bruh autistic ass
View attachment 117959

CUM ALERT CUM ALERT CUM ALERT

 

[ironybruh]

alright hold on let me get in the zone

what is r9k about

4chan board filled with doomers and trannoids

 

[ribbon]

alright hold on let me get in the zone

what is r9k about

/r9k/ is an imageboard where there are no exact reposts.

1. If you attempt to post something unoriginal, it is not posted, and you are muted temporarily.
2. The time with which you are muted for doubles with each transgression.
3. Each mute time is 2^n in seconds where n is the number of times you have transgressed. So, your mute time doubles each time you fuck up.
4. Backlinks, eg >>1, are not viewed by the robot. So "lolwut" and ">>2 lolwut" are the same post, in the eyes of the robot.
5. Gibberish at the end of a post to force originality may result in mod intervention (no BLOX posts please).
6. Images are NOT included in the filter, only text.
7. Your mute count slowly decreases over time.
8. You cannot post a picture without text.
9. Unicode is blocked. Sorry, too many exploits (Cyrillic letters, etc).
10. Posts require a certain minimum amount of original content in order to be posted.
11. Post sane, real content, well thought out replies, and mutes are unlikely.
12. The original algorithm was designed by XKCD:

ROBOT9000 and #xkcd-signal: Attacking Noise in Chat

Edit 2: Oh God Oh God 4chan has Robot9000. soup /r9k/. Have fun with the bot and do one last barrel roll for me. Edit: As expected, with the huge flood of new traffic after this post went up, the c…

blag.xkcd.com

/r9k/ has no topic, but unlike /b/ Global Rule #3 is in effect. In addition, advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/ - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively. This includes Discord server threads

 

[basil]

uhhh something something i don’t like women

 

[ironybruh]

/r9k/ is an imageboard where there are no exact reposts.

1. If you attempt to post something unoriginal, it is not posted, and you are muted temporarily.
2. The time with which you are muted for doubles with each transgression.
3. Each mute time is 2^n in seconds where n is the number of times you have transgressed. So, your mute time doubles each time you fuck up.
4. Backlinks, eg >>1, are not viewed by the robot. So "lolwut" and ">>2 lolwut" are the same post, in the eyes of the robot.
5. Gibberish at the end of a post to force originality may result in mod intervention (no BLOX posts please).
6. Images are NOT included in the filter, only text.
7. Your mute count slowly decreases over time.
8. You cannot post a picture without text.
9. Unicode is blocked. Sorry, too many exploits (Cyrillic letters, etc).
10. Posts require a certain minimum amount of original content in order to be posted.
11. Post sane, real content, well thought out replies, and mutes are unlikely.
12. The original algorithm was designed by XKCD:

ROBOT9000 and #xkcd-signal: Attacking Noise in Chat

Edit 2: Oh God Oh God 4chan has Robot9000. soup /r9k/. Have fun with the bot and do one last barrel roll for me. Edit: As expected, with the huge flood of new traffic after this post went up, the c…

blag.xkcd.com

/r9k/ has no topic, but unlike /b/ Global Rule #3 is in effect. In addition, advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/ - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively. This includes Discord server threads

pickle rick this man

 

[Watt]

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

uhhh something something i don’t like women

2 months later: nyaaa uwu owo i want to be a woman

 

[ribbon]

>>mfw the universe gave me 6 younger brothers because it knew if it gave me sisters I wouldn't be a virgin anymore...

 

[SUPERCELLEX]

>play omori
>become a gigantic omegafaggot
/r9k/bros? Should we all play omori?

 

[ironybruh]

2 months later: nyaaa uwu owo i want to be a woman

newfags insulting our culture. fuck off zoomer immigrant. respectfully. *logs back on to discord*

 

[Stephen]

 

[basil]

2 months later: nyaaa uwu owo i want to be a woman

i mean frankly having tits would be pretty nice but i don’t want to give birth because that would be painful

 

[ribbon]