VOTE! Is asexuality keyed?

[jimbo]

idk, seems kinda selfish to have a single parent household. plus i think you need to have a partner to adopt anyway

then go get one

will your children be forced to play onetrans

i mean i don’t really force anyone here to play oneshot to begin with so probably not

 

[Slvt4BIBISI]

I just want to cuddle something when sleeping bros.... Despite my stone-cold demeanor, certain nights can get quite lonesome.
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Just sleep in the fetal position bro.

 

[baqqrih]

yes i know that but i wouldn’t want internet stuff to get in the way and i wouldn’t wanna weird her out by posting on schlog all day

I get it. I don't weird mine out with the current amount of time I spend playing video games or browsing the internet. What i'm saying is that I doubt you'd have to leave entirely the moment you get with a girl.

 

[(In)CelibatePsycho]

Thread about aceggots and no mentions of warm milk I'm sight, shut it down

Warm milk tastes better than cold milk but my college doesn’t serve warm milk

 

[terrycrews]

So you want to be a single moth- parent..?

no i would like to have a romantic relationship with someone but i doubt that'd end up happening

 

[KingCargo]

Just sleep in the fetal position bro.

I'm not a fetus though.

 

[(In)CelibatePsycho]

Warm milk tastes better than cold milk but my college doesn’t serve warm milk

Actually most of the time they don’t even serve cold milk because the dispensers always out of order or empty

 

[sodack]

yes i know that but i wouldn’t want internet stuff to get in the way and i wouldn’t wanna weird her out by posting on schlog all day

Just make your girlfriend post on the schlog all day

 

[jimbo]

I get it. I don't weird mine out with the current amount of time I spend playing video games or browsing the internet. What i'm saying is that I doubt you'd have to leave entirely the moment you get with a girl.

if it ever happens then i might just stick around until i’m done with college and then move on with my life, maybe the way i phrased it earlier didn’t make a lot of sense

 

[sodack]

More hands to help you in schlog arguments.

>having kids so that they can help you argue on bald man with glasses forum

 

[terrycrews]

I get it. I don't weird mine out with the current amount of time I spend playing video games or browsing the internet. What i'm saying is that I doubt you'd have to leave entirely the moment you get with a girl.

i fucking grew out of gaming i literally have no interest in it you should play them while you're still young

 

[jimbo]

Just make your girlfriend post on the schlog all day

no because all the freaks here would start thirsting over her

no i would like to have a romantic relationship with someone but i doubt that'd end up happening

doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will

 

[greg]

@Anon_Humor How come you tranny reacted me?

 

[ribbon]

I'm not a wizard though.
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[8doe]

Spoiler: sobstory

my late girlfriend last year got me a build-a-bear of a pokemon she liked. we got matching ones and we both put rose scents in them and i brought mine home with me and when it gets really lonely or quiet sometimes i hold it and cry myself to sleep
it's sad but at least i dont own a bodypillow geg

Spoiler: more wordswordswords + a picture

i remember she used to write me poems about pokemon and love and whatnot and i really appreciated reading them and knowing i probably won't have that again really fucking sucks
but what am i supposed to do
also heres a picture of the plushie she got me

 

[(In)CelibatePsycho]

i fucking grew out of gaming i literally have no interest in it you should play them while you're still young

>telling people to waste their time
Nigga

 

[sodack]

no because all the freaks here would start thirsting over her

Then she can have a gorillion schlog updoots

 

[terrycrews]

no because all the freaks here would start thirsting over her

meds nobody is thirsting over the women in this thread

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

I remember saying I was asexual for about a week when I was 15. It was just a cope for being an incelbvll honestly. Genuinely asexual people are really fucking rare, and even then it's likely due to trauma or abuse.

 

[baqqrih]

i fucking grew out of gaming i literally have no interest in it you should play them while you're still young

I don't play video games as often as I used to, but I did have a lot of fun playing through Yakuza 0 recently. That one was great.