I'm sipping on promethazine

They are killing Dave Blunts, did you see the video where he was in a hospital bed strapped on oxygen and his managers brought him a cake? He won't make it past 2025.
 
Steve said:
They are killing Dave Blunts, did you see the video where he was in a hospital bed strapped on oxygen and his managers brought him a cake? He won't make it past 2025.
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he has 6 months left

 

3 months, they are actively trying to kill this nigga
 
Thrembolone said:
he has 6 months left

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3 months, they are actively trying to kill this nigga
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They're gonna have Dave drop a few bangers then die of (his very predictable) heart attack and then the label will claim the royalties off his music forever, its simple and Dave is loving it.
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Notice how they have to wheel him off on a pallet jack?
 
Fucking sad, opiates are the worst thing on earth its like taking a shitty loan you cant ever pay back from the hells lol
 
Steve said:
They're gonna have Dave drop a few bangers then die of (his very predictable) heart attack and then the label will claim the royalties off his music forever, its simple and Dave is loving it.
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Notice how they have to wheel him off on a pallet jack?
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WHO THE FUCK IS DAVE BLUNTS
 
jimbo said:
WHO THE FUCK IS DAVE BLUNTS
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Nugen rapper who's famous because of how fat he is, listen to one of his songs here to hear if his fame is deserved.
I think his style needs more development myself but he has a future.
 
jimbo said:
WHO THE FUCK IS DAVE BLUNTS
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A morbidly obese rapper who's mainly known for being so fat that during his live performances he has to be wheeled onto the stage and has to perform from a couch using an oxygen tank. His most popular song is called "The Cup", a repetitive, somewhat throwback sounding song about how he can't put down his cup of lean (which he probably doesn't drink anyway due to the fact he'd most likely die)
 
Steve said:
They're gonna have Dave drop a few bangers then die of (his very predictable) heart attack and then the label will claim the royalties off his music forever, its simple and Dave is loving it.
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They probably have a whole backlog of unreleased shit to drip feed after he dies, too. It'll be even easier to keep him relevant since he's so "unique." You'll see 13 year olds in 2035 posting edits of him on tiktok.
 
I don't get the people who tell him to lose weight as if that will magically fix all of his health ailments. He already spends considerable amounts of time in the ER. He's been enormous all of his life. The damage to his organs has already been done and while I guess he might live a little better for his final years he's not making it to 2030, let alone 2027.
 
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