If you were made dictator of your country

[Mongoloigul]

What would you do?

 

[Goldy]

Kill All Muslims

 

[DOLL (75%)]

I'd let myself decide everything

 

[Sneedman]

Kill all jews

 

[ISTANBUL]

I would defund the police and raise taxes on the 1% (rich wh*te men) who own the 99%

 

[AXNW219]

Mobilize all nuclear-equipped submarines and send half off the east coast towards Russia and the Middle East (latter from the Mediterranean sea as a staging point) and the other half off the west coast towards China in the Taiwan strait.
Upon detection, authorize a launch of all land-based ICBMs towards every major city within striking distance of the Minuteman III, even US/NATO allies. Then I'd go to Iceland and live the rest of my life as a potato farmer.

 

[SmallAnus]

Actually do things instead of dealing with bureaucracy

 

[anglo_bvll]

Take away citizenship from spics and make it so they can only stay if they provide cheap labor, ban Indians from the universities because they're annoying, and introduce conscription for adult males.

 

[Gem Control]

Kill all jews

Why kill yourself buddy?

 

[Goldy]

Why kill yourself buddy?

the jews will be protected under my leadership

 

[Hamas_2]

Deport anyone I don’t like. Make allies with other nations. Send weapons to insurgent groups in the asia

 

[baqqrih]

Sign a document that formally relinquishes all U.S land to whichever countries can claim it the fastest.

 

[Gem Control]

the jews will be protected under my leadership

even doe Adonai is the ultimate shield but bqsed nonetheless, you have my vote.

 

[Gem Control]

Sign a document that formally relinquishes all U.S land to whichever countries can claim it the fastest.

I identify as a country give me arkansas.

 

[baqqrih]

I identify as a country give me arkansas.

Sorry. CaseOh, who both identifies and passes as a country, already sat on the entire state.

 

[SmallAnus]

Sign a document that formally relinquishes all U.S land to whichever countries can claim it the fastest.

The UK reclaims it and ends the 200 something year experiment

 

[Twostripe]

I would just recreate my tropico playthroughs

 

[Gem Control]

Sorry. CaseOh, who both identifies and passes as a country, already sat on the entire state.

BAN EVERYBODY FROM THE SHLOG NOW

 

[GnuAintUnix]

Increase domestic production of vital materials (silicon chips, steel & other alloys, grain, etc.)
Build large-scale railways and public infrastructure
Start colonial projects under the guise of stabilizing african countries (niggers have to go somewhere)
Invade mexico and encourage hispanic backmigration there
Build more nuclear power, start a second manhattan project
Build more & better nukes
Invade Canada
In that order

 

[Plajer Sojdżekowski]

Actually deal with bureaucracy instead of doing things