thread_prefix.21 If you were a pig, would you eat a Jew? How about a Muslim?

[JimmieCobson]

Let's say you're a pig and you're starving and the only thing that's preventing you from dying is the fresh corpses of two rather heavy men: one Sunni Arab and one Jew. Who would you eat first? Would you even eat one?

 

[Erblicken]

I would eat the jew and use the muslim's corpse for baiting other animals like crows

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

I wish I were a pig

 

[Slvt4BIBISI]

The Jew would probably be cleaner.

 

[baqqrih]

Jews have less days of fasting than Muslims, so, while you have already specified that either of these corpses are "rather heavy," the Jew should be the prioritized meal because he will likely have a higher caloric value than the Muslim.

 

[KingCargo]

Jew, spit out the flesh doe.

 

[_73]

I would take a bath because I would be a dirty animal