I unironically really like bacon

[Jew]

but I live in Israel so you gotta go to specific places to get bacon

 

[Goot]

Who doesn't
And in such specific places is it just turkey baconn or is it pig with some sort of ancient jewish excuse

 

[Gigafly]

All other meat other than poultry is gay

 

[Jew]

Who doesn't
And in such specific places is it just turkey baconn or is it pig with some sort of ancient jewish excuse

in Kosher places it’s turkey bacon
and in some Russian supermarkets they have the real deal