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POOP!!!!! POOP POOP PEE!!!!
Hello Soyjak Blog. Yesterday I tried Soylent Chocolate flavor. It didn't taste how I expected! I expected it to taste like a normal protein shake or even chocolate milk, but it tasted unorthodox. Sort of bitter and almost with a sort of walnutty aftertaste. It wasn't that bad, but it was weird and not the sugary chocolate milk-type taste I was expecting. I took a few gulps to savor the flavor and poured the rest on the asphalt. It was unexpectedly thick and syruppy, and did not just dissolve into the ground. It stayed in a big opaque puddle. I noticed it had 30g of protein for 250 calories, a terrible trade off when you can get 30g from Premier Protein at only 160 calories. Who actually drinks this shit? It says a lot about Soyboys that they actually replace their meals with this subpar-tasting sludge. They aren't hedonists, they're minimalists. If they were hedonists they'd be eating the tasty goyslop next door, they'd be enjoying their food, but they seem to be "over" the whole notion of food. They have made it as neutral and unenjoyable of a process as possible.
