GEG I think I am making my own religion

[BLACKHAWK]

Magikarp will save you. OR you will be sexually abused.

 

[BLACKHAWK]

You WILL be raped in Hell.

 

[BLACKHAWK]

Magikarp is only solution that everybody can savor.

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

 

[BLACKHAWK]

Rejoice and praise, be filled with completiness and fullness or die in Hell for all eternity praying to Drill-Sama. Yes, Magikarp is the only saviour that you must pray. Pay to our church 20$ fee to see our Magikarp icons sacred coming from long ages before sages before wages before cages. Avoid cuckholdery. Pray to him.

 

[BLACKHAWK]

If you pray, he will savour you. He will hug you. For Magikarp loves all fishes in the sea.

 

[BLACKHAWK]

It's never late