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Who will be the GOD
BLACKHAWK
Serpent of Entropy
The god of Carps
Magikarp
the creator of humanity and the rival of Beedril, The Creator.
One day Beedril found that he is no longer capable of living forever.
Beedril enslaved humanity as energy source for his life but Magikarp stole the fire from the heavens and gave it to humans, telling them to leave the Eden.
Beedril punished Magikarp by turning him into a small carp and crucifying him in black waters where sun never shun on the east of Japan. He is responsible for tsunami.
Magikarp
the creator of humanity and the rival of Beedril, The Creator.
One day Beedril found that he is no longer capable of living forever.
Beedril enslaved humanity as energy source for his life but Magikarp stole the fire from the heavens and gave it to humans, telling them to leave the Eden.
Beedril punished Magikarp by turning him into a small carp and crucifying him in black waters where sun never shun on the east of Japan. He is responsible for tsunami.
BLACKHAWK
Serpent of Entropy
Magikarp is enslaved by invisible gravity that forces him to live in the ocean.
Beedril planned to enslave humans but he thought of creating second humans of nothing on distant land.
That land is known as Nibiru that exists far away from Earth. But not too far.
Beedril used the waters of Nibiru and created Blastoise, the guardian of the human.
Blastoise answers to Beedril and keeps the humans from escaping so they can serve as the infinite source.
One day, Beedril saw that carps grew more in quantity and that Magikarp gave births.
Therefore, creating the holy lancelot.
That happened because of the Angels.
Beedril decided, "Let me make creatures in my image."
Beedril formed hornets and ants and spiders and other.
Beedril said, "Let me make insects bigger to punish the fish."
And so he did make insects bigger and gave them appendages to hunt lancelots.
But Magikarp retialiated and hurt the water drills.
So, the lancelot grew larger and larger and were protected by him.
Beedril was furious, so he made a giant piece of land to trap Magikarp in the ocean between this land and the land of humans.
He no longer was able to swim everywhere, he was alone.
Then Beedril took the insects from water and put them on land, said
"Let you devour humanity and replenish through them."
Beedril planned to enslave humans but he thought of creating second humans of nothing on distant land.
That land is known as Nibiru that exists far away from Earth. But not too far.
Beedril used the waters of Nibiru and created Blastoise, the guardian of the human.
Blastoise answers to Beedril and keeps the humans from escaping so they can serve as the infinite source.
One day, Beedril saw that carps grew more in quantity and that Magikarp gave births.
Therefore, creating the holy lancelot.
That happened because of the Angels.
Beedril decided, "Let me make creatures in my image."
Beedril formed hornets and ants and spiders and other.
Beedril said, "Let me make insects bigger to punish the fish."
And so he did make insects bigger and gave them appendages to hunt lancelots.
But Magikarp retialiated and hurt the water drills.
So, the lancelot grew larger and larger and were protected by him.
Beedril was furious, so he made a giant piece of land to trap Magikarp in the ocean between this land and the land of humans.
He no longer was able to swim everywhere, he was alone.
Then Beedril took the insects from water and put them on land, said
"Let you devour humanity and replenish through them."
BLACKHAWK
Serpent of Entropy
Insects were eating humans and repleneshing through them.
And so, forever, humans will stay as food for insects.
But the carps that Magikarp birthed grew bigger and bigger.
Until one day they learned how to walk.
So they went to land on humans and fought against the bugs.
The insects grew smaller, reptiles presevered.
One day, human attacked reptile and said, "I want to eat him."
Great reptile Raxipreron saw it and hid instead of helping it.
That day, the reptile managed to kill the human.
Raxipreron ran away and swam to the ocean where it's quiet.
He told the story to Magikarp.
But Magikarp did not hinder to him.
He was disappointed to Raxipreron and banished him from swimming in oceans.
For his cowardice, he gave him camoflauge to change to color of his choosing.
But that to show that he is a hider among reptiles.
That reptile who survived was bitter and sad,
So he grew large tail and canine teeths
He names Raptor.
And so, forever, humans will stay as food for insects.
But the carps that Magikarp birthed grew bigger and bigger.
Until one day they learned how to walk.
So they went to land on humans and fought against the bugs.
The insects grew smaller, reptiles presevered.
One day, human attacked reptile and said, "I want to eat him."
Great reptile Raxipreron saw it and hid instead of helping it.
That day, the reptile managed to kill the human.
Raxipreron ran away and swam to the ocean where it's quiet.
He told the story to Magikarp.
But Magikarp did not hinder to him.
He was disappointed to Raxipreron and banished him from swimming in oceans.
For his cowardice, he gave him camoflauge to change to color of his choosing.
But that to show that he is a hider among reptiles.
That reptile who survived was bitter and sad,
So he grew large tail and canine teeths
He names Raptor.
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BLACKHAWK
Serpent of Entropy
Raptor started hunting humans.
Humans kept losing to him.
He came to Magikarp but he no longer was able to swim,
For being so long on land.
He came with statement unloved to Magikarp.
He told him that he birthed many Raptors inside human women.
And that he named, "The saurus" of each son.
Each will rebirth and replenish Earth feeding off human.
For human comitted the first sin.
And the first human woman, Eve was in love with reptile.
So he stated, all women from that should be reptiles.
Declaration of war Magikarp was told.
Magikarp left Raptor and began moving to the West.
But there were no humans, only reptiles.
Then humans were climbing on trees and Beedril noticed it.
So, he watching from far away glanced on pathetic humans he no longer required.
He took them from the trees and flew to the sky.
But Magikarp begged the Heavens and the angel Negev struck Beedril with a bullet.
Beedril lost attention, looking in the sky when Magikarp jumped in the air and charged him.
Then, Beedril was stained with defeat and his toxins flew from the sky.
Burning the world and dropping the humans.
All other was poisoned, but humans that were taken by him have survived.
The poisoning burnt the Earth for 40 years.
Raxiprepon died.
Raptors have died.
But small fish-eating Raptor was banished by Magikarp for hunting fish in the waters.
He became known as Bird.
But he couldn't use land because of weak legs, so Magikarp rewarded him with wings.
He has survived.
Humans kept losing to him.
He came to Magikarp but he no longer was able to swim,
For being so long on land.
He came with statement unloved to Magikarp.
He told him that he birthed many Raptors inside human women.
And that he named, "The saurus" of each son.
Each will rebirth and replenish Earth feeding off human.
For human comitted the first sin.
And the first human woman, Eve was in love with reptile.
So he stated, all women from that should be reptiles.
Declaration of war Magikarp was told.
Magikarp left Raptor and began moving to the West.
But there were no humans, only reptiles.
Then humans were climbing on trees and Beedril noticed it.
So, he watching from far away glanced on pathetic humans he no longer required.
He took them from the trees and flew to the sky.
But Magikarp begged the Heavens and the angel Negev struck Beedril with a bullet.
Beedril lost attention, looking in the sky when Magikarp jumped in the air and charged him.
Then, Beedril was stained with defeat and his toxins flew from the sky.
Burning the world and dropping the humans.
All other was poisoned, but humans that were taken by him have survived.
The poisoning burnt the Earth for 40 years.
Raxiprepon died.
Raptors have died.
But small fish-eating Raptor was banished by Magikarp for hunting fish in the waters.
He became known as Bird.
But he couldn't use land because of weak legs, so Magikarp rewarded him with wings.
He has survived.
BLACKHAWK
Serpent of Entropy
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Beedril had many angels.The angels were his harlots for his lavishness.
They all worked for him and his life.
Beedril lost his immortality, becoming Blood Type.
Magikarp remained immortal deity, continuing Rizz lineage.
But humans were birthed from Beedril, so they were bloodtypes.
And angels, birthed from Beedril required sustenance, since birthed from bloodtype.
So, angels would pick and hunt humans consuming them like insects.
And they would take shape of many eyes and lion tails, that of divinity to shun humans.
Angels loved showing their divinity more than anything compared to human.
But Magikarp has married angel who felt pity.
Her name was Sirius, she was beautiful being.
Unbeknowst to Beedril, she flew to Earth and talked to him day by day.
And she talks to Magikarp through sky to the day.
BLACKHAWK
Serpent of Entropy
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Angels of Beedril are as follows:Arthur, Nero, Sirius, Frigga, Negev, Aria, Vigneron M2, 2B, Sleipnir, Mona, Yae Miko.
At first angels were equal to each other.
Beedril lost his mortality, so he thought he could regain it.
He made an hierarchy in the eloquence of his image.
He assigned hierarchy to angels with one ruling over two and the two ruling over two and so on.
But jealousy between angels soon began
With Frigga killing Sleipnir.
Only 10 remained.
Beedril gave up on perfection on it.
Beedril throught of angels as tools that can be abandoned so he didn't care.
The hierarchy has so persevered:
Arthur, Nero and Sirius follow him.
Nero, Frigga, Vigneron M2 and Mona.
Sirius, Aria and Negev.
Behind Aria, her lovely maiden 2B.
Behind Frigga, her student Yae Miko.
It was imperfect.
With some angels jealous begging for power.
Beedril was stressed.
Angels were given plently of time.
In that time, they waged wars.
Often, comprimising their own ideals.
Arthur had defeated Frigga and brought calmness under the guise of the last bloody dawn.
Sleipnir had been killed who took place as ruler of Aria and Sirius, Negev was with no pair in the war.
Sleipnir tried to subjugate Negev but was stopped by Frigga.
Before she had died.
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BLACKHAWK
Serpent of Entropy
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Sirius who had sinned he did not see.But Negev was punished to live on Earth to grab humans and bring them to him.
The Sea of the Dead was named it by her tears.
She had cried each death as Negev fell in love.
She could no longer harm Magikarp's children.
Ashamed at herself, she tried to end her life.
But Beedrill punished her by caging her arms
And by having her give birth to food this time.
Each food was given order to cut a mark on their foreskin.
Beedril would come to land and threaten the children of Negev.
"For I am merciful." he said as he tortured.
When the children submitted, they had made the contract.
But he tortured them here and there but also defended.
To one day, eat all delicious honey when the world is filled.
The children grew more and they had few curses.
For one, they couldn't have love for their lover but for Beedril himself.
Or for Yawheh, Negev herself.
But when their lover happened to be with someone else, they experienced lust feelings.
They called them Christian.
So, cuckholdery was birthed in.
Another curse was Muslims.
They were lavishous and angry.
Demanding to reproduce more population.
So they reproduced with Christians.
Growing bigger and bigger, more than Christians.
The third were Juden.
Who were children of Negev forced to stay in her Sea.
To be reminded of Negev's future tragic fate
For making bonds with the human.
They were not allowed to leave the land, or they will become greedy.
And attacked by any who approaches them.
Therefore, Negev has to always see their deaths.
BLACKHAWK
Serpent of Entropy
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No matter how much Beedrill consumed,He couldn't satisfy his sustenance.
Each time he demanded more food.
And he was still no less hungrier.
To not cause panic among subjects,
He took image of that of flying plate.
Then he would devour humans by many in countries on Earth.
Every time he did, it wasn't fun.
He would come more often each day.
Sirius and three angels would come during this time and make love to Magikarp.
After hearing the stories from her, Yae Miko, Vigneron M2 and Arthur would follow her.
They would make love with him for many days.
Tired of hunting small prey, Beedril would force countries to war.
He created Kalameet and Artorias to put darkness in the minds of men.
The two mischievous angels would live on Earth bringing deaths and loss.
Artorias would decieve humans into quarrels, Kalameet would become weapon of destruction, means of war.
Blastoise would borrow under the seas and take away the corpses in the high valleys.
And Diglet, Blastoise's and Kalameet's child would dig underground for dead bodies and steal them from graves.
Both would bring them to Nibiru on a plate.
When Beedril came back with his plate filled,
He was satisfied.
But then he saw other angels having love with Magikarp.
So he banished angels and told them to hide underground for eternity.
Magikarp planned his defeat of Beedrill.
He birthed children who were destined to beat him.
Ash, was birthed from Magikarp and Arthur.
Misty, was birthed from Magikarp and Vigneron M2.
Brock, was birthed from Magikarp and Yae Miko.
Mew, was birthed from Magikarp and Sirius and Second Magikarp.
Jesse and James, was birthed from Magikarp and Second Magikarp and Sirius and and Third Magikarp and Fourth Magikarp.
Giovanni, was birthed from Magikarp and Arthur and Second Magikarp and Fourth Magikarp.
Oak, was birthed from Magikarp and Vigneron M2 and Fourth Magikarp.
Blue, was birthed from Magikarp and Arthur and and Third Magikarp and Fourth Magikarp.
May, was birthed from Magikarp and Sirius and Fifth Magikarp.
All of them are children of Magikarp, Rizzler type.
They would be destined to stop Beedril.
Once they call peace among humans.
Then Derpa will come to world.
And Magikarp will break free from waves.
Marge this isn’t Dark Souls
BLACKHAWK
Serpent of Entropy
dark what?
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He needs meds and BBC now
BLACKHAWK
Serpent of Entropy
These texts were carved into stone long ago before Odepius in ancient prehistoric times. it was first religion in history. We also praise nepotism and usury just in case. You are free to be member. if you become member early you can get pretty rich, if you pay subscription to support the Church of Magikarp. Of course, you are free to help with the church and every beggar and poor is allowed inside the temple, for Magikarp loves all his followers, praying for salvation even the wicked.
BLACKHAWK
Serpent of Entropy
Magikarp will pray for you to be saved, if you are wicked. Realize your sins and fate, stop believing in fairy tale of jew on sticks. Magikarp will save and free you. If you deliver goodness unto others. If you are in hell and against the good calm, thou shall get trialed.
