### **Episode 1: "We’re Here to Disrupt"**
#### **Cold Open:**
**INT. OFFICE LOBBY - DAY**
The camera pans across a minimalist lobby: sleek white walls, an overabundance of plants that no one waters, and a reception desk that no one ever uses. The employees trickle in, half-awake, and there’s a distinct smell of cheap coffee in the air.
**JOSEPH (early 20s, edgy, meme-obsessed)** walks in wearing his “Hustle Harder” hoodie. He’s vaping aggressively as he walks to his desk. He doesn’t even acknowledge anyone. His computer screen is already open to 4chan.
**JOSEPH** (narrating in confessional)
*Yeah, I just got a degree in engineering, but honestly? This place? It’s a joke. I mean, no one here understands what “disrupting the system” actually means. It’s embarrassing. But I guess that’s why I’m here. They need someone like me to shake things up.*
**CUT TO:**
**INT. BREAK ROOM - DAY**
**PHILLIP (8 years old)** is sitting in front of a tablet, his eyes glazed over as he watches a stream of TikToks. His attention span is non-existent, and he occasionally blurts out nonsensical Gen Alpha slang.
**PHILLIP**
Yo, this is straight-up *slaps*. For real, fam.
**JENNA (his mom, early 30s, perennially exhausted)** walks in, holding a massive coffee cup, glancing at her son for a moment.
**JENNA** (to the camera)
So... yeah. Phillip’s here because... well, *I* can’t afford a sitter, and this place is... flexible, I guess? So, I just bring him along.
**JENNA** (continuing)
Not like he’s *actually* doing anything here. But who can blame him? They don’t even have *legible* books. They gave him a toy tablet that does nothing, so he just watches TikToks all day like it's a second job. Anyway, I... uh... guess I’m managing the... marketing? Whatever.
**CUT TO:**
**INT. OFFICE FLOOR - DAY**
The office is a mess of people mindlessly scrolling on their phones or holding irrelevant Zoom meetings. There’s a table in the middle, stacked with half-empty cans of Red Bull and a laptop that’s definitely overheating.
**KYLE (the CEO, early 30s, “visionary”)** stands at the front of the office, wearing a $500 hoodie and clearly trying way too hard to be "chill." He’s holding a clipboard and gesturing like he’s in a TED Talk.
**KYLE**
Alright, team, we’re *here to disrupt* today. No one cares about traditional business models anymore. That’s old news. We’re gonna change the world... one influencer campaign at a time.
**JENNA** (off-screen, sarcastically)
How are we changing the world, Kyle? Do we even have a product?
**KYLE** (undeterred)
What we’re selling, Jenna, is an *idea*. You just need to embrace the vision.
**JOSEPH** (snickering to himself at his desk)
Yeah, okay, sure. *Vision*... is that what we’re calling it now?
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#### **Scene 1: The ‘Innovation’ Pitch**
**INT. CONFERENCE ROOM - DAY**
Kyle is standing at the front, facing the team, ready to pitch some new idea. **JENNA**, **JOSEPH**, and **PHILLIP** are sitting around the table, all unenthused. There’s an uncomfortable silence.
**KYLE** (pumping himself up)
We’ve got a *huge* opportunity, team. Big things are happening. This is it. This is our *moment*. We’re launching the *viral* campaign of the century.
**JENNA** (looking at her phone)
What campaign? We don’t even have a product to promote.
**KYLE**
Exactly. That’s the beauty of it. We don’t *need* a product. The *idea* is the product. It’s meta. It’s... *disruptive*.
**JOSEPH** (muttering, eyes glued to his screen)
Yeah, just like your brain cells... *disrupted* by your own bullshit.
**JENNA** (confessional, sarcastically)
And this is the guy who gets paid. The “visionary” who couldn’t even organize a Zoom meeting last week. Classic.
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#### **Scene 2: The Zoom Call Disaster**
**INT. OFFICE MEETING ROOM - DAY**
Kyle is leading a Zoom meeting with potential investors. The camera is awkwardly focused on the laptop, as everyone else in the office stands behind him, pretending to work.
**KYLE** (on Zoom)
Thank you for taking the time today. We believe our company is on the brink of something huge — we’re working on revolutionary... uh... “branding” techniques that will change the game. *Disruption* is what we do best. That’s our edge.
**JOSEPH** (whispering to the camera, sarcastic)
Yeah, total game-changer. "Disruption" — the word they use when they’ve got no fucking clue what they’re doing.
**ZOOM INVESTOR** (on screen)
Sounds... interesting. But what exactly is your product?
**KYLE** (beads of sweat forming on his forehead)
Uh, like I said, the *idea* is the product. You know, *ideas*... that change everything.
**JOSEPH** (muttering)
This is going down in flames.
Suddenly, **PHILLIP**, bored as hell, slams his tablet on the table. It distracts everyone. He starts running around the room, speaking random Gen Alpha slang.
**PHILLIP**
That’s mad sus, bro! Yo, chill! No cap!
**KYLE** (panicking, to the investor)
*Phillip,* can you, uh, please calm down?
**JENNA** (facepalming, from across the room)
Sorry about him. I’ll take care of it.
**KYLE** (desperate, trying to stay on track)
So, yeah. Our campaign? We’re going viral. We’ve already got a TikTok challenge ready to go.
**ZOOM INVESTOR** (blunt)
You’re trying to fund this company with TikTok videos? I’m not sure this is for us.
**KYLE** (still smiling)
It’s... bigger than TikTok. It’s... *the future*. We're not just following trends — we’re setting them.
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#### **Scene 3: The Real “Disruption”**
**INT. OFFICE KITCHEN - DAY**
**RAY (drunk, sneaking into the office)** stumbles through the kitchen with a bottle of glue in hand. He’s already sniffing it by the time anyone notices.
**RAY**
Hey! What’s up, y’all? Just here to *disrupt* the airwaves... with some... *glue*.
**JOSEPH** (glaring)
Oh, god. Is he going to do this again?
**RAY** (shouting randomly)
Ya’ll think you can just *disrupt* without understanding true freedom? *Sniff this!* It’ll open your mind!
Suddenly, **JOEL** enters, ranting in a loud, insane manner about the government. **RAY** and **JOEL** start shouting at each other, completely derailing the office.
**JOEL** (shouting)
YOU’RE ALL SHEEP, MAN! OPEN YOUR EYES! THE PARKS... THE PARKS ARE THE KEY!
**KYLE** (panicking, trying to re-center the room)
Okay, okay, we’re done here. Ray, Joel, let’s... uh... step outside, yeah?
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#### **Ending:**
**INT. OFFICE - LATER**
The entire office is quiet. **JOSEPH** is sitting back at his desk, vaping. **JENNA** is texting on her phone. **PHILLIP** is, of course, lost in another TikTok. **KYLE** stands alone at the front, pretending the disaster didn’t just happen.
**KYLE** (to the camera)
Look, we may have had a few bumps in the road, but trust me... we’re *disrupting* the future. We’re ahead of the curve. This company is going to change the game.
**JOSEPH** (off-screen, sarcastically)
Yeah, Kyle... *you’re definitely changing something.*
**CUT TO BLACK.**
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### **End of Episode 1**
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This episode is all about setting up the absurdity of the modern “disruptive” startup culture, with all the overconfidence, confusion, and chaos that comes with it. The characters are thrown into a whirlwind of failed ideas, awkward Zoom calls, and the kind of bizarre office dynamics only a group like this could bring.