I drank a monster and now I cant stop shitting AMA

[dd/mm/yyyy]

That’s what I’m saying man, it’s best to just ignore these types of girls because they are the cause of their own problems and then beg for attention from men online, having compassion just feeds her masturbatory habits so the only way to win the game is to not play.

exactly, which is why you must lock the thread because half of these schlogmonkeys cannot go 5 seconds without spamming a SISA thread w/ their 3nm pp pics.

 

[Steve]

exactly, which is why you must lock the thread because half of these schlogmonkeys cannot go 5 seconds without spamming a SISA thread w/ their 3nm pp pics.

I wanted to but Doll said to let it run unless it devolves into simping.

 

[dd/mm/yyyy]

I wanted to but Doll said to let it run unless it devolves into simping.

(((i))) will start simping just to get this shit shut down.


HEY @literallyosakairl I WANNA BE A SISSY SLUT FOR YOUR FUTA COCK GIVE IT TO ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!1111

 

[Stephen]

exactly, which is why you must lock the thread because half of these schlogmonkeys cannot go 5 seconds without spamming a SISA thread w/ their 3nm pp pics.

That’s the opposite of what he said doe, enforcing ignoring tends to backfire with offsite alternatives and an increasing trigger happiness
Best to ignore her properly, like the other girl

 

[DonutHole]

Everyone needs to know about your bowel movements. It's extremely appropriate and interesting to everyone here.

 

[DonutHole]

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Blud living up to his arab heritage kek

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

redBVLL mogs
monster is for trannies

 

[DonutHole]

Caffine and other stimulants stimulate your digestive system and bowels resulting in you having to poop shortly after digesting caffine. Especially so if you ate a lot. My shitting schedule got thrown off because I started eating my only meal of the day right before going to bed, so my breakfast of adderall and iced tea has been making me have to go at college because the caffine stimulates the bowels and makes you have to go if there is anything in them.
How long it is taking you to shit though means there are other factors at play. Have you eaten a ton since the last time you took a shit? Are you eating food that your gut is sensitive to or intolerant of?
Its probably one of these things combined with the insane amount of caffine in monster. I would drink a different energy drink if I were you honestly. I used to drink monster because it tasted good, and I could never sleep when night came even if I drank it early in the day. Whenever I touch energy drinks I drink the ghost ones now. Also I got sick of monster's flavor.

Coffee tastes and smells good so I drink it. Really rich flavor.

 

[DonutHole]

redBVLL mogs
monster is for trannies

Gatorade clears any energy drink.

 

[dd/mm/yyyy]

water
drink water pissbabies
clean water is God's gift to this world and here you gooners are making goyslop out of it

 

[DonutHole]

If that really is you please get away from this shithole and soyjak.party and live your life, i am 19 and wasted my high school years on imageboards it fucked me up
Talk to people in real life, go out and have fun with friends, whatever you need to do to get away from here. I know i sound dramatic but you don't wanna end up as a NEET like me, it's a miracle I even graduated.

You can do both nigga damn. Though honestly most people are kind of retarded and she even got groomed so yeah I you may be right.

 

[DonutHole]

Holy cope geg, you are fucking brown

boorucacas dont know how to do anything but shitfling over race

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

yep.
this is a pic of me in megumin cosplay and here is a thread I made a little go https://soyjak.party/g/thread/40841.html

u look too young to be on here

 

[DonutHole]

why do you keep thinking of my shitty larp unless it’s the other person plushie fucker, doesn’t matter i don’t care.

what you guys are doing rn is bullying a literal 12-13 year old girl. it is kind of retarded that she’s attention whoring because i only like it when im doing that, but stop being mean guys pls she’s probably being groomed to cut herself on discord or something.

by the way, hagon LOVES gooks like when that person footjob was here and said he was a female asian he was all over that and i only ever noticed this so watch out i guess

Chuds instantly start leaking whenever they speak to women online as a way to vent their sexual frustrations. It doesn't matter if it's a 12 year old girl they instantly leak, insult and seethe whenever they see a member of the opposite sex it's quite sad tbqh.

 

[literallyosakairl]

u look too young to be on here

I am 16 lolz
in my family its very common for us to look younger then we actually are, my parents are both in their 40s and look like they're in their late 20s or early 30s.
plus I don't eat a lot and not eating and getting the nutrition you need can make you grow more slow

 

[DonutHole]

This thread is a prime example. They instantly start sperging out about race autism and indians...

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

why do you keep thinking of my shitty larp unless it’s the other person plushie fucker, doesn’t matter i don’t care.

what you guys are doing rn is bullying a literal 12-13 year old girl. it is kind of retarded that she’s attention whoring because i only like it when im doing that, but stop being mean guys pls she’s probably being groomed to cut herself on discord or something.

by the way, hagon LOVES gooks like when that person footjob was here and said he was a female asian he was all over that and i only ever noticed this so watch out i guess

yeah, the bullying was uncalled for, but the fact that a 12 or 13 yr old would be on here is concerning.

 

[DonutHole]

yeah, the bullying was uncalled for, but the fact that a 12 or 13 yr old would be on here is concerning.

>the bullying
It's quite funny to see that it was the most dysfunctional people who were doing it as well. NT the homosexual, autistic freak with a shriveled up penis from meds (obviously has something to prove). The Jap who spergs out in every thread. Hagon the obsessed homosexual footjob fucker. Like c'mon. If she's 12 just report her and be done with it. No need to try and bully a little kid (with obvious mental issues) just to feel better about yourself.

 

[Stephen]

Free ocaca xhe dindu nutin

 

[literallyosakairl]

>the bullying
It's quite funny to see that it was the most dysfunctional people who were doing it as well. NT the homosexual, autistic freak with a shriveled up penis from meds (obviously has something to prove). The Jap who spergs out in every thread. Hagon the obsessed homosexual footjob fucker. Like c'mon. If she's 12 just report her and be done with it. No need to try and bully a little kid just to feel better about yourself.

I appreciate the concern and stuff but I am 16 LOL and this stuff isn't hurting my feelings at all its just funny to me