Discussion How would shloggers be different if they were the opposite sex (if at all)?

[Soyteen Liker]

I think @encrusting_acro would either be like parkles or mangegirl
@Soygoy would hide that he's a girl at first until he randomly confesses it and makes rants about getting sexually harassed
@Mitusia would post about her sperm cramps instead

 

[Hagon]

tbh if I was a woman I probably would just larp as a man. assuming being a woman doesn't instantly make you an attention whore.

 

[X Immigrant]

EvaXephon and Cow-Chan are two notorious examples

However it won't be on a thread anywhere. Just trust me bro!

 

[ISTANBUL]

What would bizarro world basil's larp be?

 

[Soynic Hedgehog]

I mean seriously I see this on KF all the time it's hilarious how people expose who they truly are over women.

Holy gem show us some kiwitroon ls!

 

[Soynic Hedgehog]

What would bizarro world basil's larp be?

Feathered dinosaur shill

 

[X Immigrant]

You wanna see KF tits? Not on here, no. Unless you meant to say something else.

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

What would bizarro world basil's larp be?

Well he already larps as a 12 year old boy so he would larp as a 12 year old girl I guess?

 

[X Immigrant]

He doesn't larp, he just types like one, larping would imply he does it on purpose, I think he may be mentally handicapped.

In reality he is a teenager, he talked about hitting a growth spurt recently.

 

[JC Denton]

I'd be able to find out even worse things about the users here, using my tits.

I will tell you everything you want if you show me your cock and balls. I will NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER even think of sharing them.

 

[ISTANBUL]

Well he already larps as a 12 year old boy so he would larp as a 12 year old girl I guess?

Get on with the times, grandpa, he's a successful 22 year old self-made sex-having businessman now

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

He doesn't larp, he just types like one, larping would imply he does it on purpose, I think he may be mentally handicapped.

In reality he is a teenager, he talked about hitting a growth spurt recently.

Then why does he talk about getting dicked down by shitoko when he was 20 years old. Is he just doing some weird age regression shit

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

Get on with the times, grandpa, he's a successful 22 year old self-made sex-having businessman now

Y'all newgens is too much I can't adapt

 

[X Immigrant]

Then why does he talk about getting dicked down by shitoko when he was 20 years old. Is he just doing some weird age regression shit

I think he may have been sexually abused, since mentally handicapped people are more likely to, or he's lying for attention.

 

[Hagon]

He doesn't larp, he just types like one, larping would imply he does it on purpose, I think he may be mentally handicapped.

In reality he is a teenager, he talked about hitting a growth spurt recently.

no he didnt, he said "I'm sure I'll get a little growth spurt eventually :(".
He's just baiting, and now that nobody bites it he keeps saying more retarded shit.

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

Basil needs some BBC no cap. I remember when princessparkles was calling me weird because I said basil was built for BBC in the past

 

[ISTANBUL]

Do you guys believe your life situation would've been more favourable if you were born women?

 

[Stephen]

No because then I would be even dumber

 

[Hagon]

Do you guys believe your life situation would've been more favourable if you were born women?
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I'm probably one of teh only incels were that wouldn't really be the case. I have a slightly younger and older sister, both are khhv.

 

[JC Denton]

No because I live in a bigoted and patriarchal society

 

[NT]

I wouldn't be any different. Not like in the tranny "my mind is female!!!" way, but I would consider my personality very bland and in some ways androgynous. My interests wouldn't change and I'd still act mostly the same.
Maybe I'd go the tomboy route but not in the Reddit "muh gym waifu!!" way.
People would definitely cut me more slack and my life would be a lot easier though.