How to make my skin lighter?

[Thebes]

Are there any (pretty much) safe methods to lighten my skin and make it whiter?

 

[doddermodd]

Apply bleach and then ammonia

 

[alonso]

Use a washing machine

 

[Thebes]

Apply bleach and then ammonia

Fake, that will kill me.

 

[whotookalexoop]

reach hyperdiarrhea or something

 

[Gigafly]

Use cow dung saar. That's how us Indians are so white.

 

[doddermodd]

Fake, that will kill me.

You got cucked.

 

[_73]

Just paint it like solomon in that one picture

 

[evandoe]

Why do you need your skin to look whiter anyways?

 

[alonso]

Why do you need your skin to look whiter anyways?

To get into Hyperborea of course

 

[Canadian]

Spend less time outside and more time gooning.

 

[cobbycov]

I know but in not going totell

 

[basil]

i’m super good at doing that

 

[DonutHole]

ask asians :3

 

[Twostripe]

Read jeff the killer creepypasta there's a foolproof solution there

 

[MoonMetropolis]

Have you tried playing Friday Night Funkin'? Everyone who plays it is a gigawhite Aryan from Hyperborea. If you weren't white before, just play FNF every day and you'll be Aryan in no time.

 

[Apeson]

do what michael jackson did or something