thread_prefix.23 how should i get rid of this shitskin at my school

[General Niggnin]

i have this wannabe thug nigger (theres only one of them) who acts like an entitled little shit half the time, heres what he did

(I have no bullet points so ill be using periods)
.said excuse me to a person very loudly getting a calulator just so he could get one
.talks shit if you even threaten him half the time
.main character syndrome nigger

how do i get his clittly to leak? ive been thinking about storing my shit in a bag and putting it in his locker before 1st period starts or after school hours

i have MOST of my necessary equipment

.different jacket nobody has seen before (dont have that)
.shit bag (dont have that)
.different lunchbox (i have that around the house somewhere)

post better ideas of justice by the way

Get axe of some other horrible deodorant and bomb his locker with it. Usually lockers have holes in them so you can get your friend next to his locker and spray the holes facing his

 

[Suznetsov]

Get axe of some other horrible deodorant and bomb his locker with it. Usually lockers have holes in them so you can get your friend to open his locker then spray through the hole

i dont have to get my friend, niggers locker is left unlocked most of the time he’s here

 

[General Niggnin]

i dont have to get my friend, niggers locker is left unlocked most of the time he’s here

just axe bomb it. Also red bull stains and smells bad so you can put it all over his stuff (more risky albeit but he will freak out)

 

[Suznetsov]

buy a lipstick and just write his name on the bathroom mirror and some gay shit next to it, the fallout will kill him

i have a gay guy in my school but he doesn’t make being gay his whole personality

 

[Suznetsov]

buy a lipstick and just write his name on the bathroom mirror and some gay shit next to it, the fallout will kill him

i should write “joshua” next to “im a hungry blkboi bottom slut for stevens BWC” o algo

 

[Suznetsov]

i share 5th period with this nigger so here’s my plan

1. nigger goes to bathroom
2. ask to step out (basically means “can i fart in the hallway please”)
3. while hes taking a shit write the gay blboi sissy manifesto (with a shaprie so xe cant erase it) with his name next to it (can’t forget the lipstick)
4. leave as quietly and quickly as possible
5. wait, this nigger wont see the mirrors because he doesnt wash his hands after leaving the bathroom

 

[Jimb0]

i share 5th period with this nigger so here’s my plan

1. nigger goes to bathroom
2. ask to step out (basically means “can i fart in the hallway please”)
3. while hes taking a shit write the gay blboi sissy manifesto (with a shaprie so xe cant erase it) with his name next to it (can’t forget the lipstick)
4. leave as quietly and quickly as possible
5. wait, this nigger wont see the mirrors because he doesnt wash his hands after leaving the bathroom

he doesn't need to see it, the first nigga to look at it will send it to everyone on snapchat

 

[Suznetsov]

he doesn't need to see it, the first nigga to look at it will send it to everyone on snapchat

but i have a feeling that he will leave first, which makes me the prime suspect for writing it.
and if i leave first he will screenshot it

 

[8doe]

niggers locker is left unlocked most of the time he’s here

buy a dildo and put it at an angle where it'll fall out when he opens the locker so he embarrases himself

 

[General Niggnin]

i share 5th period with this nigger so here’s my plan

1. nigger goes to bathroom
2. ask to step out (basically means “can i fart in the hallway please”)
3. while hes taking a shit write the gay blboi sissy manifesto (with a shaprie so xe cant erase it) with his name next to it (can’t forget the lipstick)
4. leave as quietly and quickly as possible
5. wait, this nigger wont see the mirrors because he doesnt wash his hands after leaving the bathroom

6. Axe bomb his locker

 

[Suznetsov]

stuff i now need:
.lipstick (don’t)
.sharpie (there’s one downstairs)
.dildo (don’t have one, dad wants to gatekeep me from closet so maybe in there)

 

[NotMist]

stuff i now need:
.lipstick (don’t)
.sharpie (there’s one downstairs)
.dildo (don’t have one, dad wants to gatekeep me from closet so maybe in there)

why do you think your dad has a dildo in his closet

 

[Suznetsov]

why do you think your dad has a dildo in his closet

because he’s gatekeeping me from it, because one day i was digging through there and my dad told me to get out of there

 

[4tehlulz]

stuff i now need:
.lipstick (don’t)
.sharpie (there’s one downstairs)
.dildo (don’t have one, dad wants to gatekeep me from closet so maybe in there)

Have you considered just fighting him or something

 

[Suznetsov]

Have you considered just fighting him or something

i dont work out tho

 

[4tehlulz]

i dont work out tho

Body slam the nigga after hitting him with pocket sand

 

[Suznetsov]

Body slam the nigga after hitting him with pocket sand

marge whats pocket sand

 

[istanbul]

kek I thought this thread was titled "how should I get rid of my foreskin at school" at first glance

 

[4tehlulz]

marge whats pocket sand

Sand which you keep in your pocket for the purpose of blinding people

 

[Suznetsov]

Sand which you keep in your pocket for the purpose of blinding people

im not really a violent person so this kinda doesnt sit right with me as “revenge”. I’ve lost in almost every fight I was in.