thread_prefix.20 How many surgeries have you had?

[jimbo]

don't you have some cotton to be picking instead of doing janny work for free?

just a reminder i think you forgot to take the tampon out

 

[TurkBVLL]

don't you have some cotton to be picking instead of doing janny work for free?

Greetings, nigger. You have been selected to pick cotton at the nearest plantation. Be ready at 12AM NOVEMBER 13 SHARP with your belongings. Our Executive Slaves will come get you in a Brown Van, be prepared to be searched down once you've entered the plantation. You are in Plantation Group D.

 

[Goot]

Time for /calm/?

 

[Sneedson]

Exactly bro, usually she gets on top guestpost some time in the afternoon but now its 11 in the morning and terry's already going

 

[Goot]

@Mustard what kind of function did this form?
Looks exponential but it could also just be half of a normal distribution

 

[8doe]

@Mustard what kind of function did this form?
Looks exponential but it could also just be half of a normal distribution

>15
>6
>3
>...
exponential going downwards

 

[Goot]

>15
>6
>3
>...
exponential going downwards

Can probably be explained by the compounding probabilities of one having to experience a surgery in their life assuming everyone here is about the same age range

 

[Redditor]

Not really a surgery, but when I was like 9 a driveway gate fell on me in Detroit and I had to get stitches on my face and ear, the scars are still there 11 years later. And last year I had wisdom teeth removed.

 

[bowl]

i had one on my right ear because i was born with a condition called microtia. it pretty much just made my right ear looks weird and resulting me not being able to hear anything for it completely
basically what they did was take cartalidge from my ribs, then the stored it in my head for the next part, then took it out and formed it into a replica of an ear. it's doesn't do anything other than just making it look like a somewhat real ear. pircel this is how it looked before the surgery. not a photo i took but an identical way of how it looked.
View attachment 1733378670380.jpeg

 

[Yes]

wtf happened to istanbul

 

[Terrorbyte]

There was that one time I hit my head on new years day of 2020 and I had to go to the hospital.

 

[Jimb0]

none.

top surgery counts you know

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

It's a fuzzy memory now but I believe they kinda had to cut into my foot to extract a splinter when I was a child, I may have been loopy but I remember seeing the fat on the bottom of my foot a bit
I don't know if that counts though