How do you make yourself get out of bed?

[AXNW219]

An issue I will often encounter while trying to start my day is me wanting to stay in my bed and falling back asleep. I had my alarm set for 7 AM today, and ended up getting out of bed at ~9:30 AM because I'm lazy as fuck.
I've tried a few things so far: putting my phone on my dresser so that I have to walk to shut off the alarm, doing jumping jacks to trick my brain, even allowing myself to forgo an immediate shower. None of them have worked consistently except for the last one, but not showering until 1 PM isn't very fun.
It's probably a motivation thing because I don't have much to do (am currently a NEET).

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

Personally I like to live with my parents so they come in my room and force me to get out of bed

 

[Donald McDonald]

I usually wake up at 3pm(serious).

 

[Spasoje's Revenge]

I don't, I just lay in bed for a while until some otherowrldly force compels me to get up (usually hunger)

 

[rika_furude_fan2]

change your sleep schedule to where you wake up around 6 hours before you have to go to work/school so you can have free time

 

[Perkonic]

Man wasnt made just for him to lay in bed all day

 

[Twostripe]

Because Goku would approve if I do

 

[NiggerRigger]

Nigga, I always get off my bed easily.

 

[Imperator]

I'm obese, I need a special team to lift me up the bed.

 

[NiggerRigger]

I'm obese, I need a special team to lift me up the bed.

No.

 

[Imperator]

No.

Yes.

 

[NiggerRigger]

A

Yes.

Any writing ideas?

 

[Imperator]

A

Any writing ideas?

I'm bald.

 

[_account]

Just get out of bed. Are you stupid?

 

[_account]

S-t-u-p-i-d is NOT PROFANITY!!!!!

 

[baqqrih]

I just use an alarm and then I get up when it rings. Otherwise, since my alarm wasn't going to work for this morning, for example, I just opened my window enough to where the light would strike me in the morning. Quite more peaceful of an awakening, actually (in comparison to DADADADA, DADAda, DAdada, dadada), just hearing the stillness of the room and the ruffling of the covers as I looked outside, where the light was coming from.

 

[SanrioWABAG]

Try increasing your willpower somehow, I get out of bed by pure willpower.

 

[oxamrazor]

An issue I will often encounter while trying to start my day is me wanting to stay in my bed and falling back asleep. I had my alarm set for 7 AM today, and ended up getting out of bed at ~9:30 AM because I'm lazy as ****.
I've tried a few things so far: putting my phone on my dresser so that I have to walk to shut off the alarm, doing jumping jacks to trick my brain, even allowing myself to forgo an immediate shower. None of them have worked consistently except for the last one, but not showering until 1 PM isn't very fun.
It's probably a motivation thing because I don't have much to do (am currently a NEET).

making it like breaking out a cocoon or an ice prison

 

[Fortuna]

There's nothing to do in my bed so I will get up so I can do things.

 

[_account]

Pay a friend to come to your house and beat your ass if you aren't up when he gets there.