I'd hold it above my head and dunk it into the trash, then look around at my neighbors before going back inside.
I would leave it so the vagina is facing the street, and I'd make sure to do it right after my trash got picked up
- scan your home for big containers or bags
- pretend to go out to do some chores (library visit, buying groceries, taking out the trash and such) depending on your choice of transportation
- dump it in a different place to where you usually go, some apartment blocks have their own garbage chambers
Breaking it down and putting each piece in a box separately, and then putting those boxes in the recycling bin. This is one of the fundamentals of gooning 101, how do you not know this?