Meta how do we get more users?

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>you WILL NOT dox my hecking wholesome trans sisters
>You WILL post incomprehensible wojacks for me to repost to xitter
>doxxing le GOOD you WILL make every thread doxxing even doe its what killed raids
>i LOVE spamming gore and scat porn and doxxing instead of raiding bro its so base-i mean gemmy
 

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A specific deficiency with users that I don't see talked about is the type of user who has to post even if they have nothing to say. You can go to IRC chatrooms with an explicit technical focus and find guys treating it like a local pub "Sigh, my wife has HPV..." or a direct message session with their teen bestie "OMG I VOTE FOR THE PENGUIN OF DOOM IN YOUR POLL". These people want to post because they map posting onto social interaction, which they (understandably) lack. You can have people post like this without even having parasocial relationships with any of the other posters.

From a content perspective the issue is when they post but don't have anything to say. Even a very unique person with a real spark of genius can post coal if they have this deficiency, because they keep posting when they shouldn't and the forum doesn't sift the gems from the coal. This phenomenon is less apparent on a forum with a layer of low-brow humor like this, but it does exist.

I've thought about using IQ testing in captchas on forums to limit participation in threads to posts either approved or authored by smart people. This would be a good start but would not fix the problem mentioned above. I suspect that locally hosted mixtral GPT models could be used to quantify genres of bad posts and provide users options to automatically filter them. The post where it is just an insult or a brag on an anonymous account. The post where it is a guest describing their non-generalizable experience with a subject as a one-off. A meme repeated, with little or no distinct content or context. This sort of solution wouldn't be good for the sloggy.
IQ unfortunately has nothing to do with this, it's just attention whoring from neets who dont have a job, and don't want to try getting a job or whatever.
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Honestly I doubt the top bar was gonna get us more users to begin with. When was the last you've ever looked at the bar and thought, "Hm, I've never visited this place before, maybe I will check it out?"
/jak/ was only recently added to the top bar and it still only has one post every two hours or so. If we want to get more members we should make some OC or orchestrate some raids.
Raids on imageboards might be a bit difficult. The sharty has wiped almost every possible imageboard that can be raided and the issue with 4chan raids is that there's only a small time window for cattywiping, which doesn't really suit the slower pace forums like the Schloggy/4RM have. I guess we could do some GET stealing, that's the most feasible way we can raid I believe
OC on the other hand is something the Schloggy can be good for. It's much easier to set up a thread for an OC project or to push a new OC trend. I have a few ideas for threads like this but I'm too lazy/busy to set them up
 
Honestly I doubt the top bar was gonna get us more users to begin with. When was the last you've ever looked at the bar and thought, "Hm, I've never visited this place before, maybe I will check it out?"
/jak/ was only recently added to the top bar and it still only has one post every two hours or so. If we want to get more members we should make some OC or orchestrate some raids.
Raids on imageboards might be a bit difficult. The sharty has wiped almost every possible imageboard that can be raided and the issue with 4chan raids is that there's only a small time window for cattywiping, which doesn't really suit the slower pace forums like the Schloggy/4RM have. I guess we could do some GET stealing, that's the most feasible way we can raid I believe
OC on the other hand is something the Schloggy can be good for. It's much easier to set up a thread for an OC project or to push a new OC trend. I have a few ideas for threads like this but I'm too lazy/busy to set them up
raids on general small websites could work, other forums? maybe
 
raids on general small websites could work, other forums? maybe
There's not many forums out there, they're either places for boomers to talk about cars or they're using a Discord server for the same purpose. I don't want to attack the former and attacking 'cord servers tends to be risky territory. With that being said I do know of one forum that would be ripe for a good raid
I think doing Wikia raids could work. There's a lot of wikis that are full of fags busy yapping about the most autistic shit alive, we could hit a couple of those
 
There's not many forums out there, they're either places for boomers to talk about cars or they're using a Discord server for the same purpose. I don't want to attack the former and attacking 'cord servers tends to be risky territory. With that being said I do know of one forum that would be ripe for a good raid
I think doing Wikia raids could work. There's a lot of wikis that are full of fags busy yapping about the most autistic shit alive, we could hit a couple of those
wikia, fandom, miraheze all of them need to be humbled
another place to raid would be like those "teen chat" websites if we can overwhelm the pedophiles
 
There's not many forums out there, they're either places for boomers to talk about cars or they're using a Discord server for the same purpose. I don't want to attack the former and attacking 'cord servers tends to be risky territory. With that being said I do know of one forum that would be ripe for a good raid
I think doing Wikia raids could work. There's a lot of wikis that are full of fags busy yapping about the most autistic shit alive, we could hit a couple of those
instead of doing raids on literal who websites and getting a bunch of angry off-siters have you guys considered making shill threads on sharty or maybe high quality kiwitroon tier posts?
 
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