help a nigga spark one

[Oot]

i AM muslim you fucking retards

Then go attempt something, asking for advice on bald man with glasses blog isn't going to help you out. Good luck, buddy.


I hereby prevent any of you autists from attempting to "help" @rapeson_official with your shitty advice
I will do literally nothing if you try THOUGH

 

[princessparkles]

theres a girl in my college who looks like coco from fartzellig but with a hijab how do i rizz her up without going to jail

ok as a hijabi girl, you’ve gotta be respectful. also you have to be muslim. if she’s wearing a hijab then she won’t settle for a non muslim man. so if you’re not muslim, it’s over but if you are hey that’s great!! strike up a convo with her just randomly and talk to her every time you see her - then find an excuse to get her number or insta by being like hey lemme send u smth (like homework or like literally just ask for her number) if she asks why literally say “well ur interesting/(anything else non weird) why not??”

but like most importantly if u do start talking to her make sure you have someone else know you are , or someone who’s seen your convos. when two people are alone the third person is satan so make sure you’re not dming her late at night and getting weird bc that’s when u make mistakes.

 

[raepson industries .ltc]

ok as a hijabi girl, you’ve gotta be respectful. also you have to be muslim. if she’s wearing a hijab then she won’t settle for a non muslim man. so if you’re not muslim, it’s over but if you are hey that’s great!! strike up a convo with her just randomly and talk to her every time you see her - then find an excuse to get her number or insta by being like hey lemme send u smth (like homework or like literally just ask for her number) if she asks why literally say “well ur interesting/(anything else non weird) why not??”

but like most importantly if u do start talking to her make sure you have someone else know you are , or someone who’s seen your convos. when two people are alone the third person is satan so make sure you’re not dming her late at night and getting weird bc that’s when u make mistakes.

ok im gonna try that tomorrow

 

[baqqrih]

ok im gonna try that tomorrow

What part of that are you going to try tomorrow? Converting to Islam?

 

[raepson industries .ltc]

What part of that are you going to try tomorrow? Converting to Islam?

i ment talking to her you actual dumbass

 

[princessparkles]

i ment talking to her you actual dumbass

ask if she’s shia or sunni doe!! also if ur not attractive (conventionally) start a religious convo first

 

[Nihilma]

yeah but mary probably wasn't
or eve.
also a man as handsome as jesus? seriously? how can jesus be a virgin?

There's a verse that says that in Isaiah 53 that Jesus would have "nothing to attract the eye" or so, he most likely was just a mid looking man. Looking good and being on phonk edits was not really the reason for the incarnation.

I think.

 

[Nihilma]

by the law of biology one cannot get pregnant without sexual intercourse or some kind of semenal injection.
jesus absolves people of all their sins, so the idea was that mary had sinned to create jesus
and therefore, jesus is technically a sin. but also not. because he absolves people of their sins.
so. jesus absolves himself of all his sins?

Well that's literally the point of the virgin birth, mary never had sex

 

[Fagon]

ask her on a date and when she says no say she's probably an ugly bitch under her hijab anyway. it works trust me.

 

[baqqrih]

i ment talking to her you actual dumbass

Just realized earlier in the thread you said you were already Muslim. My mistake, I’m not always perceptive.

 

[princessparkles]

ask her on a date and when she says no say she's probably an ugly bitch under her hijab anyway. it works trust me.

> ugly bitch under her hijab

so showing your hair can make you ugly? marge?

 

[Fagon]

> ugly bitch under her hijab

so showing your hair can make you ugly? marge?

trust the plan

 

[Oot]

> ugly bitch under her hijab

so showing your hair can make you ugly? marge?

Xhe doesn't know what a niqab is, also stop typing in pink it's the most manly color and it's making you look like a tranny

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

Xhe doesn't know what a niqab is, also stop typing in pink it's the most manly color and it's making you look like a tranny

The pink she's typing in doesn't even look good it's hurtful to the eyes

 

[princessparkles]

Xhe doesn't know what a niqab is, also stop typing in pink it's the most manly color and it's making you look like a tranny

yeah well he said hijab not niqab. i wear niqab ofc id know . also no, it’s meant to be an eyesore and it looks good on the theme i use.

The pink she's typing in doesn't even look good it's hurtful to the eyes

ur lame and boring and mad u can’t memorise hex codes

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

ur lame and boring and mad u can’t memorise hex codes

Hot pink looks bad

 

[basil]

Hot pink looks bad

it's dolly doo's colour doe

 

[GuroGOD]

Blondes are retarded dont marry one (I had sex with one trust me goy)

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

it's dolly doo's colour doe

Doll doesn't speak in hot pink 24/7 and his avatar is good and well designed so I like it

 

[basil]

(I had sex with one trust me goy)

really?