thread_prefix.18 Hearts of Iron IV Gamerino

[condolana]

How did france do

YuriGOD refused the Munich agreement and went to war with Germany which when fairly well for the Little Entente faction until Yugoslavia capped and it all fell apart soon after.

 

[Chimperator]

I was the last one standing, and even if the USSR attacked, they wouldn't stand a chance against my defences.

 

[Thrembolone]

If we ban the soviet player, everything will be alright.

Mein Führer... Berlin...

The soviets have encircled and taken Berlin with 30 tank divisions, we have capitulated and lost the war.

...

 

[Chimperator]

new rules is that you can't play speedbump countries like austria, czechoslovakia, poland, denmark, norway, the netherlands, belgium, luxembourg
you can't go to war over rhineland, you can't disagree to the munich conference, or try to cuck germany before poland
you can't extend maginot line because hoot failed so hard against hwabag
ahistorical majors would be completely unbalanced so every major has to go through their historical paths except for children like the Byzantine Empire

if germany fails to invade the benelux despite all of this then it's their fault

"I suck at this game so I'll ban everything that makes it fun so that I have a small chance of winning"

 

[Stephen]

"I suck at this game so I'll ban everything that makes it fun so that I have a small chance of winning"

Ban Imperator too
Also Finland that’s a cucked nation

 

[Stephen]

Anyways, what to play next week?

 

[Thrembolone]

Anyways, what to play next week?

Skibidi toilet mod

 

[condolana]

Marge?

Czechoslovakia.

I was the last one standing, and even if the USSR attacked, they wouldn't stand a chance against my defences.
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>Attacks Turkey alongside the USSR where they proceed to fall back to a less defensible position than the one on the border for no reason
>Fails to encircle any Turkish divisions whatsoever and only ever lost land
>Lets the Soviets do all the work while Turkey sends whatever crumb of an army they can spare to Greece
>The Soviets, out of pity, give Greece Thrace and Constantinople, cucking them out of the rest of Anatolia
>Proceeds to form the smallest Byzantine Empire ever
>Sits and pretends to help against the Allies
>The final battle for the continent with the Soviets comes and the Axis petitions Greece for help
>Greece pussies out
>Does nothing while his allies are invaded
>Proclaims victory after getting ignored by everyone

 

[Stephen]

Allow coops in these games
I call AH so I can lose again

 

[baqqrih]

FFU 2 since it was 2nd place

Any rules for that one yet?

 

[Stephen]

Any rules for that one yet?

I suggest no choosing children unless every major is filled, ESPECIALLY UK

 

[baqqrih]

i think ffu 2 is balanced as hell. i don't think i'll ban a belgium player but it should be a last resort

I suggest no choosing children unless every major is filled, ESPECIALLY UK

Would the majors for that one just be Russia, France, Britain, Germany, Austria-Hungary, Italy, and the Ottomans?

 

[DOLL]

You would have won if I was playing soviets, fuck that nation ran by rupedophiles

 

[Fagon]

Also Finland that’s a cucked nation

actually obsessed.

 

[Thrembolone]

You would have won if I was playing soviets, fuck that nation ran by rupedophiles

soviets won

 

[baqqrih]

yeah it's 3 majors vs 3 majors

Italy makes the Entente four, albeit.

 

[Stephen]

Would the majors for that one just be Russia, France, Britain, Germany, Austria-Hungary, Italy, and the Ottomans?

Turks cant do anything so I wouldnt count them as a major

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[Thrembolone]

tldr i btfo everyone for the second time

 

[Chimperator]

Czechoslovakia.

>Attacks Turkey alongside the USSR where they proceed to fall back to a less defensible position than the one on the border for no reason
>Fails to encircle any Turkish divisions whatsoever and only ever lost land
>Lets the Soviets do all the work while Turkey sends whatever crumb of an army they can spare to Greece
>The Soviets, out of pity, give Greece Thrace and Constantinople, cucking them out of the rest of Anatolia
>Proceeds to form the smallest Byzantine Empire ever
>Sits and pretends to help against the Allies
>The final battle for the continent with the Soviets comes and the Axis petitions Greece for help
>Greece pussies out
>Does nothing while his allies are invaded
>Proclaims victory after getting ignored by everyone

Cordolana fail. Your wifi hasn't improved your understandning of the situation.

 

[DOLL]

yeah it's 3 majors vs 3 majors

>austria hungary is now considered a "major power" by soyteens
Nusnoysluttas..... I.....