having a friend would be good

[BLACKHAWK]

so you show him something you made for someone.

 

[BLACKHAWK]

i dont want to work for a random npc.

 

[Dr Frumpus Croid]

We are friends jk

 

[Fagon]

having a friend would be good

Wait until you find out you can make one yourself

 

[BLACKHAWK]

Wait until you find out you can make one yourself

that's your adventure.

 

[Chimperator]

Updooted.

 

[Astrofene]

I wish @Hamas_2 or @Satoko_Fans_Arent_White was my irl friend.

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

Updooted.

Aryan behaviour.

 

[MoonMetropolis]

I've thought of not doing this for a while, since this is a website I truly loved since the beginning, but it simple is not the same, it isn't like the old soyjak.party and even less of what the glorious /qa/ was.

Most original creators decided to stop doing soyjaks, found new websites or even found something better to waste time at, such as a job, or a hobby. And most competent and actual oldfags also stopped browsing this, since it isn't the same as before, it's pure anarchy, repetitive threads and other-website drama. (such as, the splinter website, discord, telegram, you name it)

A website that was once fun, a hangout, is now turned into a fragmented mainstream chan, where people talk about everywhere, it's soul and "hidden" feels are long gone. Back then you'd get banned in 4chan, or /qa/, youd come here to mess around with the light administration of Soot. Just messing around with others, soyquoting, making soyjaks, and other stuff. Now, when you come here all you see is: Bait threads, repetitive threads, raid threads that always end in fails and in the worst cases, scummy people find this website and end up raiding it.

This website is now infested with faggots, trannies, and people who don't even know what "kway, schwayed, nas" mean. Or even worse, people who don't even know Soot.. Kuz administration is good, and Kuz himself is a good man, I don't see much difference between him and Soot. However, 'party users pressure Kuz into a lot of things, to the point where his good moderation now went downhill due to the users either saying it's too strict or too non-strict.

The new userbase of this website has completely decayed, from oldfags, /qa/ users to god-knows where these people even came from, I challenge you to go to the current catalog, and count down on average how many threads talking about penis/x attentionwhore/racebait/fetish there is. I asure you theres everyday, on the top of the catalog always atleast 6+ threads like this.

It's sad, I have seen this website get born, slowly become more famous, and now… I see it decay, not even dead, but a much worse fate……..

Goodbye, Soyjak.party. Thank you for all the good times.

 

[Astrofene]

I've thought of not doing this for a while, since this is a website I truly loved since the beginning, but it simple is not the same, it isn't like the old soyjak.party and even less of what the glorious /qa/ was.

Most original creators decided to stop doing soyjaks, found new websites or even found something better to waste time at, such as a job, or a hobby. And most competent and actual oldfags also stopped browsing this, since it isn't the same as before, it's pure anarchy, repetitive threads and other-website drama. (such as, the splinter website, discord, telegram, you name it)

A website that was once fun, a hangout, is now turned into a fragmented mainstream chan, where people talk about everywhere, it's soul and "hidden" feels are long gone. Back then you'd get banned in 4chan, or /qa/, youd come here to mess around with the light administration of Soot. Just messing around with others, soyquoting, making soyjaks, and other stuff. Now, when you come here all you see is: Bait threads, repetitive threads, raid threads that always end in fails and in the worst cases, scummy people find this website and end up raiding it.

This website is now infested with faggots, trannies, and people who don't even know what "kway, schwayed, nas" mean. Or even worse, people who don't even know Soot.. Kuz administration is good, and Kuz himself is a good man, I don't see much difference between him and Soot. However, 'party users pressure Kuz into a lot of things, to the point where his good moderation now went downhill due to the users either saying it's too strict or too non-strict.

The new userbase of this website has completely decayed, from oldfags, /qa/ users to god-knows where these people even came from, I challenge you to go to the current catalog, and count down on average how many threads talking about penis/x attentionwhore/racebait/fetish there is. I asure you theres everyday, on the top of the catalog always atleast 6+ threads like this.

It's sad, I have seen this website get born, slowly become more famous, and now… I see it decay, not even dead, but a much worse fate……..

Goodbye, Soyjak.party. Thank you for all the good times.

I thought you were leaving the soysphere

 

[MoonMetropolis]

I thought you were leaving the soysphere

I'm not sure if you're trolling or just have no idea who I am, but I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt.

In addition to almost 7 years as a confessed meme addict, I have moderated the largest meme forum on the Internet (at over 2 million subscribers) for over a year. You think I don't know memes? In that time I have removed over 400posts for not following subreddit guidelines. In addition to my moderation responsibilities I am one of the most active writers on knowyourmeme.com. You think I don't know memes? Then how do I write articles about them on a site called knowyourmeme? Several mainstream blogs have contacted me to ask about the recent meme phenomenon and each has been thankful and enlightened with what I had to tell them. It's not just limited to blogs though. Several companies have asked me to review their meme ads to avoid a failure like Toyota's meme commercial. Just last week a major food company contacted me with a paid offer to help them on a new ad campaign. I declined when I researched the company and saw that they had contributed money to socially conservative groups.

It's safe to say that I am one of the world's foremost experts on memes and in fact there is no one I can think of that has a meme resume as impressive as mine. So please tell me, what are your qualifications to say that I don't know what a meme is?

 

[Astrofene]

I'm not sure if you're trolling or just have no idea who I am, but I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt.

In addition to almost 7 years as a confessed meme addict, I have moderated the largest meme forum on the Internet (at over 2 million subscribers) for over a year. You think I don't know memes? In that time I have removed over 400posts for not following subreddit guidelines. In addition to my moderation responsibilities I am one of the most active writers on knowyourmeme.com. You think I don't know memes? Then how do I write articles about them on a site called knowyourmeme? Several mainstream blogs have contacted me to ask about the recent meme phenomenon and each has been thankful and enlightened with what I had to tell them. It's not just limited to blogs though. Several companies have asked me to review their meme ads to avoid a failure like Toyota's meme commercial. Just last week a major food company contacted me with a paid offer to help them on a new ad campaign. I declined when I researched the company and saw that they had contributed money to socially conservative groups.

It's safe to say that I am one of the world's foremost experts on memes and in fact there is no one I can think of that has a meme resume as impressive as mine. So please tell me, what are your qualifications to say that I don't know what a meme is?

avanaq nigger, I asked you were leaving or not.

 

[MoonMetropolis]

avanaq nigger, I asked you were leaving or not.

Let me preface this by saying that I've been a memer since they first appeared on 4chan circa 2006 (ages ago in internet time). I remember refreshing /b/ all afternoon with the hope that someone would make a new meme. I was a memer back when Advice Dog was the only one and I still upvote every Advice Dog meme I see becasue of the fond rush of nostalgia it brings me. Nowadays, there are many thousand on quickmeme and other meme websites. I was a memer back before memegenerator was created (the first meme website) and I had to make them with MS Powerpoint or Paint. Speaking of meme websites, I was one of the first submitters to memebase.com and still have one of the top accounts there despite having migrated to reddit nearly 2 years ago. It was on 4chan and memebase where I cut my teeth creating memes, way before I had a reddit account and way before /r/adviceanimals was created in late 2010. Back before I could get any sort of points or even username recognition, I was creating memes as a clever and easily digestible way to reflect on society, relate some story to my audience, or just be funny.

Do you remember rich raven? No? I do. You probably don't remember depression dog, crazy girlfriend praying mantis, introspective pug, or friendzone Johnny either. I remember all of them. In fact, you have only submitted two posts to adviceanimals garnering a total of just 4 points and have not commented there any time recently. So please, respect my judgement regarding the direction of the subreddit and the integrity of posts I have held dear to my heart for nearly 7 years but you have no strong feelings for.

Thanks.

 

[Astrofene]

Let me preface this by saying that I've been a memer since they first appeared on 4chan circa 2006 (ages ago in internet time). I remember refreshing /b/ all afternoon with the hope that someone would make a new meme. I was a memer back when Advice Dog was the only one and I still upvote every Advice Dog meme I see becasue of the fond rush of nostalgia it brings me. Nowadays, there are many thousand on quickmeme and other meme websites. I was a memer back before memegenerator was created (the first meme website) and I had to make them with MS Powerpoint or Paint. Speaking of meme websites, I was one of the first submitters to memebase.com and still have one of the top accounts there despite having migrated to reddit nearly 2 years ago. It was on 4chan and memebase where I cut my teeth creating memes, way before I had a reddit account and way before /r/adviceanimals was created in late 2010. Back before I could get any sort of points or even username recognition, I was creating memes as a clever and easily digestible way to reflect on society, relate some story to my audience, or just be funny.

Do you remember rich raven? No? I do. You probably don't remember depression dog, crazy girlfriend praying mantis, introspective pug, or friendzone Johnny either. I remember all of them. In fact, you have only submitted two posts to adviceanimals garnering a total of just 4 points and have not commented there any time recently. So please, respect my judgement regarding the direction of the subreddit and the integrity of posts I have held dear to my heart for nearly 7 years but you have no strong feelings for.

Thanks.

I have absolutely no idea what are you talking about.

 

[Jimb0]

I have absolutely no idea what are you talking about.

he's trolling you with old shart copypastas lil bro

 

[MoonMetropolis]

I have absolutely no idea what are you talking about.

I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you.

 

[pinkguy_hater]

erm but what if that friend was a racist bigot.......