Welcome to the Facebook Superspecial! We will be hacking Facebook all night, stealing people's mail, deleting life events and causing general status mayhem
Everyone, put on your brainwave interference helmets and LED T-shirts for maximum integration. Let's log in to the floggin'. Now, we are hacking into random citzen's Facebook account. Haha, an image generator post about genetalia and alcohol? Mr. Aquino bet me that the first thing I will see would be viral cat videos. Haha, I win. I WIN. Now, what do else we see? The usual watered down political dissent reduced to mundane slogans and sports. Nice and diffused Haha… The image files of parents and their generic spawns like anybody cares but we index them for facial recognition systems. Let's leave our humorous comment. "What a waste of bandwith, LOL." Ah, more watered down political dissent which supports the system either way. I suppose there's always the freedom of moving superstore carts full of pop cans. Anyways, what do else we see? What citzens had for dinners. Mr Aquino and I were actually talking about why is it always the citzens that feel the need to publicly announce the meals that they need to inges and especially why do they click the Roman "I like" button on these posts but we could'nt come up with an answer. Now, here we go into The Bowels of Facebook. This is the Facebook which citzens voluntarily join upon birth. More useless toddler pics. Let's delete those and replace them with anatomy pics. Ah, I see. This is toddler's own account owned by his own parents until he is old enough to manage it on his own. Remember, we live in an absoloutely Roman era of 2024. Now, when the "future" citzens LOL at me how ridiculous I sound, remember there was a time where information wasn't automatically accessible. You all watched the nanocam in mother's uterus in .mov format which is obsolete like me, LOL. Let's see the life events. More babies and toddlers, I couldn't guess. They're attached to a hormonal obsolete drive. Anyways we have returned to like the dark ages to gratify us with babies.