Discussion Has anyone tried this?

[Brainstorm]

It kinda does work if you imagine hard enough

 

[basil]

it didn’t work for me

 

[baqqrih]

it didn’t work for me

For some people it doesn’t work the first few times. You have to find a particular angle to put your hand at in order for it to work perfectly, so you’ll probably need to practice it more at different angles. You know, what you could do to keep practicing while making it fun is to do the invisible salt trick with your hand every time you see a post on the Shlog that just isn’t funny. It should both cheer you up and allow you to keep practicing the trick. Eventually, you’ll be a master at it, and you’ll be able to taste salt all you want! Just imagine, not having the extra calories of salt, but still being able to add it to every meal you eat! This sounds perfect for you, Basil.

 

[basil]

For some people it doesn’t work the first few times. You have to find a particular angle to put your hand at in order for it to work perfectly, so you’ll probably need to practice it more at different angles. You know, what you could do to keep practicing while making it fun is to do the invisible salt trick with your hand every time you see a post on the Shlog that just isn’t funny. It should both cheer you up and allow you to keep practicing the trick. Eventually, you’ll be a master at it, and you’ll be able to taste salt all you want! Just imagine, not having the extra calories of salt, but still being able to add it to every meal you eat! This sounds perfect for you, Basil.

thank you, it does seem like a good idea!!

 

[princessparkles]

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It kinda does work if you imagine hard enough

you should also try variations of salt shakers like the one where u have to twist with both hands and shake - or just use two hands for a rly big shaker
maybe try using two for extra salty taste!! it works guys

 

[Stephen]

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHG THE SALT GOT IN MY EYES WHAT THE FUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKK

 

[Brainstorm]

you should also try variations of salt shakers like the one where u have to twist with both hands and shake - or just use two hands for a rly big shaker
maybe try using two for extra salty taste!! it works guys

He’s talking about one of these

 

[Spas]

For some people it doesn’t work the first few times. You have to find a particular angle to put your hand at in order for it to work perfectly, so you’ll probably need to practice it more at different angles. You know, what you could do to keep practicing while making it fun is to do the invisible salt trick with your hand every time you see a post on the Shlog that just isn’t funny. It should both cheer you up and allow you to keep practicing the trick. Eventually, you’ll be a master at it, and you’ll be able to taste salt all you want! Just imagine, not having the extra calories of salt, but still being able to add it to every meal you eat! This sounds perfect for you, Basil.

woah, salt in america has calories! Do they add corn syrup to it?

 

[basil]

woah, salt in america has calories! Do they add corn syrup to it?

it’s still very unhealthy.

 

[Spas]

it’s still very unhealthy.

even doe it tastes good

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

it’s still very unhealthy.

Everything is unhealthy, basil. Eating some salt won't kill me.

 

[Spas]

Everything is unhealthy

So do nothing and die. fucking sahara head

 

[baqqrih]

woah, salt in america has calories! Do they add corn syrup to it?

Yes

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

So do nothing and die. fucking sahara head

So, so obsessed. So fucking obsessed.

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

So do nothing and die. fucking sahara head

Sahara head is crazy

 

[Spas]

So, so obsessed. So fucking obsessed.

If you were begging on the side walk I wouldn't even toss you a handful of sand

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

If you were begging on the side walk I wouldn't even toss you a handful of sand

Selfish little serbnigger, don't you know we have no deserts in Turkey? Why won't you give me sand when your country has a desert?

 

[Spas]

Selfish little serbnigger, don't you know we have no deserts in Turkey? Why won't you give me sand when your country has a desert?

Not interested in funding your sand reservoirs, sand for brains

 

[Brainstorm]

Not interested in funding your sand reservoirs, sand for brains

You are blood brothers, maybe help them lead brain

 

[Spas]

Not interested in funding your sand reservoirs, sand for brains

Come to think of it, you could probably jump up and down on one leg and wait for sand to start coming out of your ear, inexhaustible source