Has anyone here tried to suck their own cock

[nagolbud]

Lol

Hahahaha

You're very serious about the man meat. The chemicals turn the freakin' frogs gay and it looks like drugs do the same thing to men. It sucks but its just another thing you have to conquer my homosexual brother. Just take 10 steps away from my freakin' buttcrack.

Sounds like your suffering from delusional fantasies and Stockholm syndrome.

 

[baqqrih]

Thank you for acknowledging that my philosophical questions are of such importance and suggestioning I focus on more pure topics.. however that's not philosophy.

What? Philosophy is sucking on your ding-dong? What about, like, dialectic concepts and stuff about the ego? How do you go from there to here?

 

[nagolbud]

What? Philosophy is sucking on your ding-dong? What about, like, dialectic concepts and stuff about the ego? How do you go from there to here?

Why do you assume I take such a stance? I'm simply proposing you're gay if you enjoy sucking your own cock more than receiving yourself sucking on your own cock. Personally I prefer a pretty women.. again. I used to be a Chad. Now I troll the internet from obscure beach houses in mexico.

 

[DOLL (75%)]

Sounds like your suffering from delusional fantasies and Stockholm syndrome.

I'm laying in a rocking chair outside of my house staring out at the Chudstars with a cold drink in my right hand. Kraken and coke as I'm sure you're aware. Some mexican monkey is telling me I'm gay and saying words like "philosophical" and "proposing" for some strange reason. He wants to talk about sucking his vas deferens and frankly, I ain't about dat sheit..... hell no

 

[nagolbud]

I'm laying in a rocking chair outside of my house staring out at the Chudstars with a cold drink in my right hand. Kraken and coke as I'm sure you're aware. Some mexican monkey is telling me I'm gay and saying words like "philosophical" and "proposing" for some strange reason. He wants to talk about sucking his vas deferens and frankly, I ain't about dat sheit..... hell no

Exactly. Peotic philosophy is the best kind. Now you get it. My job is done here.

 

[Neutralplier]

I'm laying in a rocking chair outside of my house staring out at the Chudstars with a cold drink in my right hand. Kraken and coke as I'm sure you're aware. Some mexican monkey is telling me I'm gay and saying words like "philosophical" and "proposing" for some strange reason. He wants to talk about sucking his vas deferens and frankly, I ain't about dat sheit..... hell no

Hey unc, maybe go get lit up and get bitches
We dont wanna hear some more old head stories about them good ol days

 

[Oot]

Gem Thread

 

[Weebhunter3000]

@Weebhunter3000 told me in chudarisee chudfesionals that he used to. But quit the habit. I'im not a catholic father pharisee so I'm allowed to gossip about it.

Delete this, nephew.

 

[condolana]

Delete this, nephew.

 

[nagolbud]

Delete this, nephew.

I'm a chismoso

 

[princessparkles]

yes

 

[1844 or something]

Do you enjoy the sucking part more or the receiving part more..

This. It is extremely degenerate, but it's more desperate than gay

 

[DonutHole]

Nobody knows this about me, but I actually possess that capability. But it messes with my back, and masturbation is witchcraft, so I don't do it.

 

[I got tomorrow coming]

I too can do it.
I don't know why but I have super flexibility.
I can put my leg behind my head while standing up.
Makes your back hurt though, so I wouldn't advice it. The extreme yoga is not worth it.
And I am sad to say, it really does feel a lot more like sucking a dick than getting your dick sucked.
No homo.