Has anyone here tried to suck their own cock

[DonutHole]

I heard marlyn manson did it.

 

[DonutHole]

My sensei gave me this task once as a part of my training. A shinobi must be flexible. It is also good meditation. Belike the oroboros.

 

[Hagon]

you forgot your 'plier, here, you can have mine.

 

[Chairman]

Nobody knows this about me, but I actually possess that capability. But it messes with my back, and masturbation is witchcraft, so I don't do it.

 

[King of kyrgyzstan]

Quite Homosexual.

 

[ArmaLite]

No because it's too big, 14.88 inches. it would kill me. sorry.

 

[nagolbud]

@Weebhunter3000 told me in chudarisee chudfesionals that he used to. But quit the habit. I'im not a catholic father pharisee so I'm allowed to gossip about it.

 

[FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!]

I dreamt that I was able to once

 

[nagolbud]

Quite Homosexual.

Is it gay tho if it's your own dick?
Do you enjoy the sucking part more or the receiving part more.. that's the honest question. @DOLL may know... He's an elder. I'm just a philosopher.

 

[DOLL (75%)]

Is it gay tho if it's your own dick?
Do you enjoy the sucking part more or the receiving part more.. that's the honest question. @DOLL may know... He's an elder. I'm just a philosopher.

250 guys in and you're asking me if you like sucking cock more than getting your cock sucked.... you might be a fag homie.

 

[Soynic Hedgehog]

I checked to see if I could reach, once. Couldn't imagine actually doing it though. Regardless of circumstances, having anything phallic in your mouth is gay and emasculating

 

[nagolbud]

250 guys in and you're asking me if you like sucking cock more than getting your cock sucked.... you might be a fag homie.

Why would I ask you that? How would you know if I like sucking or receiving more... ? Strange response for sure to this philosophical question...

 

[DOLL (75%)]

Ask yourself fag

 

[nagolbud]

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Ask yourself fag

I was simply raising the philosophical question. Personally I prefer getting head from a short busty Mexican. Now you're the fag asking me if I like sucking or receiving directly vs me raising a philosophical question. Makes me want to ask you the same question but I can't cuz I'm a straight Chud male. So I simply raise the philosophical question. Ya know.

 

[nagolbud]

Like that one guy that asked who crossed the road first. The chicken or the egg.

 

[baqqrih]

I was simply raising the philosophical question. Personally I prefer getting head from a short busty Mexican. Now you're the fag asking me if I like sucking or receiving directly vs me raising a philosophical question. Makes me want to ask you the same question but I can't cuz I'm a straight Chud male. So I simply raise the philosophical question. Ya know.

Nagolbud, you're really making a big deal out of someone sucking on their own privates. It's nasty talk, man.

 

[nagolbud]

Nagolbud, you're really making a big deal out of someone sucking on their own privates. It's nasty talk, man.

I didn't start this thread. I'm simply raising a philosophical question. And I'm obviously very serious.

 

[baqqrih]

I didn't start this thread. I'm simply raising a philosophical question. And I'm obviously very serious.

Well, yeah, I see you didn't start the thread, I'd rather the O.P not talk of this stuff either in great detail, but you're the one making it a philosophical question, elevating its importance to much more than some "shit-no-one-cares-about" midnight thread on the Shlog.

 

[DOLL (75%)]

I was simply raising the philosophical question.

Lol

Nagolbud, you're really making a big deal out of someone sucking on their own privates. It's nasty talk, man.

Hahahaha

I didn't start this thread. I'm simply raising a philosophical question. And I'm obviously very serious.

You're very serious about the man meat. The chemicals turn the freakin' frogs gay and it looks like drugs do the same thing to men. It sucks but its just another thing you have to conquer my homosexual brother. Just take 10 steps away from my freakin' buttcrack.

 

[nagolbud]

Well, yeah, I see you didn't start the thread, I'd rather the O.P not talk of this stuff either in great detail, but you're the one making it a philosophical question, elevating its importance to much more than some "shit-no-one-cares-about" midnight thread on the Shlog.

Thank you for acknowledging that my philosophical questions are of such importance and suggestioning I focus on more pure topics.. however that's not philosophy.