/calm/ Happy Thanksgiving

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anyone seen the first episode of black mirror, where the prime minister was forced to fuck a pig? How at first he was confident, but as the dead line drew near the people around him became distant. To the point he was in tears, fucking a pig, on live television.
 
>i need to suck a strangers cock for money
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i still don't get how this isn't funny to you
i don't get how this IS funny to any of you. like think about it, if i actually go through with this i'll have to order a literal dildo on amazon. imagine the look on the amazon workers face when he or she realizes they have to deliver a fucking dildo in order to fill in their quota for the day. then there's my parents, what if i'm not even home when the damn thing is delivered? what if they open it and see it? it's too much fucking trouble just for my profile perms back, i just wish doll was a little more lenient with me.
 
anyone seen the first episode of black mirror, where the prime minister was forced to fuck a pig? How at first he was confident, but as the dead line drew near the people around him became distant. To the point he was in tears, fucking a pig, on live television.
>ukrainian randomly brings up a show where a guy is forced to fuck a pig
hmm
 
i don't get how this IS funny to any of you. like think about it, if i actually go through with this i'll have to order a literal dildo on amazon. imagine the look on the amazon workers face when he or she realizes they have to deliver a fucking dildo in order to fill in their quota for the day. then there's my parents, what if i'm not even home when the damn thing is delivered? what if they open it and see it? it's too much fucking trouble just for my profile perms back, i just wish doll was a little more lenient with me.
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i don't get how this IS funny to any of you. like think about it, if i actually go through with this i'll have to order a literal dildo on amazon. imagine the look on the amazon workers face when he or she realizes they have to deliver a fucking dildo in order to fill in their quota for the day. then there's my parents, what if i'm not even home when the damn thing is delivered? what if they open it and see it? it's too much fucking trouble just for my profile perms back, i just wish doll was a little more lenient with me.
grindr is not only free but you're much less likely to get caught by your parents if that's what you're concerned about
 
i don't get how this IS funny to any of you. like think about it, if i actually go through with this i'll have to order a literal dildo on amazon. imagine the look on the amazon workers face when he or she realizes they have to deliver a fucking dildo in order to fill in their quota for the day. then there's my parents, what if i'm not even home when the damn thing is delivered? what if they open it and see it? it's too much fucking trouble just for my profile perms back, i just wish doll was a little more lenient with me.
NIGGER YOU ARE SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING GOING THROUGH ALL OF THIS SHIT AND FILMING YOURSELF SUCKING A RUBBER DICK AND POTENTIALLY BEING HUMILIATED ONLINE ALL FOR YOUR GAY LITTLE BALD MAN FORUM USERNAME AND HECKIN PROFILE PICTURES USE YOUR FUCKING BRAIN OR DONT BECAUSE SOMETHING IS CLEARLY TOO FAR GONE IN YOUR MIND WHAT THE FUCK
 
NIGGER YOU ARE SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING GOING THROUGH ALL OF THIS SHIT AND FILMING YOURSELF SUCKING A RUBBER DICK AND POTENTIALLY BEING HUMILIATED ONLINE ALL FOR YOUR GAY LITTLE BALD MAN FORUM USERNAME AND HECKIN PROFILE PICTURES USE YOUR FUCKING BRAIN OR DONT BECAUSE SOMETHING IS CLEARLY TOO FAR GONE IN YOUR MIND WHAT THE FUCK
this nigga needs to put his life together
 
i don't get how this IS funny to any of you. like think about it, if i actually go through with this i'll have to order a literal dildo on amazon. imagine the look on the amazon workers face when he or she realizes they have to deliver a fucking dildo in order to fill in their quota for the day. then there's my parents, what if i'm not even home when the damn thing is delivered? what if they open it and see it? it's too much fucking trouble just for my profile perms back, i just wish doll was a little more lenient with me.
nigger why are you actually considering paying doll 200 dollars to get perms back on the bald man forum, going as far as seriously considering buying a dildo to beg for money. you are retarded (probably since trooncore fan) and a faggot (another trooncore fan trait).
 
i don't get how this IS funny to any of you. like think about it, if i actually go through with this i'll have to order a literal dildo on amazon. imagine the look on the amazon workers face when he or she realizes they have to deliver a fucking dildo in order to fill in their quota for the day. then there's my parents, what if i'm not even home when the damn thing is delivered? what if they open it and see it? it's too much fucking trouble just for my profile perms back, i just wish doll was a little more lenient with me.
happy thanksgiving
 

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grindr is not only free but you're much less likely to get caught by your parents if that's what you're concerned about
what a dumb fucking idea. oh yeah mom, this flamboyant looking faggot i came home with? we're just college friends, he's staying home the night. no, it's not a sleepover, we're just going to play gex 3 on the family playstation for the night.
 
what a dumb fucking idea. oh yeah mom, this flamboyant looking faggot i came home with? we're just college friends, he's staying home the night. no, it's not a sleepover, we're just going to play gex 3 on the family playstation for the night.
go to his house retard
 
what a dumb fucking idea. oh yeah mom, this flamboyant looking faggot i came home with? we're just college friends, he's staying home the night. no, it's not a sleepover, we're just going to play gex 3 on the family playstation for the night.
oh no mom found the dildo...
 
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