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[JoanOfAutist]

My cat won't shut the fuck up. She is subhuman.

 

[JoanOfAutist]

Bruh I wasn't finished typing, i misclicked and now this low effort coal is posted.

 

[JoanOfAutist]

Ok anyways
Ever since I let my cat out the room after moving to a new place, every time before bedtime she is locked in the room with me because the living room is just full of dangerous shit. No biggie right? Well, she'll literally scream seconds after I lock the door because she wants to get out and play in the living room. She doesn't "mroww" scream either, she "auruuu" screams. It lasts for minutes too. Why a cat...why did I choose a fucking cat my nine year old self was a faggot for choosing a cat over a chad dog anybody who owns a cat should be force-fed grenades anally as punishment for such sissy behavior. FUCK YOU!!!

 

[Goot]

Ok anyways
Ever since I let my cat out the room after moving to a new place, every time before bedtime she is locked in the room with me because the living room is just full of dangerous shit. No biggie right? Well, she'll literally scream seconds after I lock the door because she wants to get out and play in the living room. She doesn't "mroww" scream either, she "auruuu" screams. It lasts for minutes too. Why a cat...why did I choose a fucking cat my nine year old self was a faggot for choosing a cat over a chad dog anybody who owns a cat should be force-fed grenades anally as punishment for such sissy behavior. FUCK YOU!!!

>implying a dog wouldn't do the same

 

[JoanOfAutist]

>implying a dog wouldn't do the same

(((Catcel))) paws typed this we all know dogs are less annoying that cats

 

[JoanOfAutist]

dox your cat and send pics

No

 

[JoanOfAutist]

I'm sick. Somebody please save me. I'm super dehydrated but when I gulp down the water I feel stabbing sensations in my throat.

 

[Goot]

I'm sick. Somebody please save me. I'm super dehydrated but when I gulp down the water I feel stabbing sensations in my throat.

take some benadryl

This man clearly needs rat bites