Feeding birds is 102703630227017% better than feeding cats

I’ve never met a skinny person who owns birds or cats
 
ISTANBUL said:
Why would you do that? Those things are filthy
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How dare you disrespect the homeless' best source of protein for their daily activities such as: robbery, begging and stabbing? What are people teaching the likes of you these days? Now you just wait until I call the WHO and NN.UU. to reeducate you and your family
 
Birds are better than cats
Same argument with dogs, birds can both be cute and cool, cats (and I specifically mean cats not felines in general) can only be cute.
And they have funnier names like cock and tit
 
i have the ability to tame geese at the park
 
Jew said:
How do I achieve that ability
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try and pet them while their necks are low on the ground instead of up, that calms them down for a little when i do it
 
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