thread_prefix.23 Fainted at work today AMA

[Chimperator]

So basically I was chopping up some meat and shit then IDK I felt kinda dizzy, my vision was really shitty, as if someone would have added a noise filter over it. Then my earing senses fell off bruh, I couldn't hear shit mayne.
I didn't want to be a bitch and disturb everyone so I completely ignored all the symptoms, 10 seconds after I fell head first on the floor lole.

 

[Chimperator]

>Not wanting to be a bitch and disturb everyone so you faint instead
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I look like this but obese and black.

 

[1844 or Something]

So basically I was chopping up some meat and shit then IDK I felt kinda dizzy, my vision was really shitty, as if someone would have added a noise filter over it. Then my earing senses fell off bruh, I couldn't hear shit mayne.
I didn't want to be a bitch and disturb everyone so I completely ignored all the symptoms, 10 seconds after I fell head first on the floor lole.
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I used to work with this 40 year old black alcoholic (opiod addict?) who did this a lot

 

[Chimperator]

I used to work with this 40 year old black alcoholic (opiod addict?) who did this a lot

I'm not a junky saaar, I'm just alcoholic.

 

[Spasoje's Revenge]

So basically I was chopping up some meat and shit then IDK I felt kinda dizzy, my vision was really shitty, as if someone would have added a noise filter over it. Then my earing senses fell off bruh, I couldn't hear shit mayne.
I didn't want to be a bitch and disturb everyone so I completely ignored all the symptoms, 10 seconds after I fell head first on the floor lole.
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Did you get hazard pay or whatever?

 

[Chimperator]

Did you get hazard pay or whatever?

No.

 

[Jimb0]

you should check up with a doctor mand, this is not normal

 

[DrivableSidewalks]

you have brain tumor

 

[X Immigrant]

There are niggers crawling in your skin. They're holding your arteries closed so you lose oxygen to your brain, and pass out. You must take a knife and cut them out.

 

[slopjak]

fainting is aryan. I fainted last weak and slammed my head on a trash can then fell on the floor and my ass hurt when I woke up

 

[slopjak]

you should check up with a doctor mand, this is not normal

it could be genetic. Fainting runs on my mom's side

 

[Jimb0]

it could be genetic. Fainting runs on my mom's side

that's what I'm saying, if it's something like a partial cardiac syncope or some low blood pressure thing he should check it out, or he might die on the street or while sleeping

 

[slopjak]

that's what I'm saying, if it's something like a partial cardiac syncope or some low blood pressure thing he should check it out, or he might die on the street or while sleeping

@Chimperator buy a home blood pressure testing kit and take it when you feel fine and then after the next time you faint

 

[Chimperator]

@Chimperator buy a home blood pressure testing kit and take it when you feel fine and then after the next time you faint

No, it's funny and aryan to faint.

 

[slopjak]

No, it's funny and aryan to faint.

next time you are about to faint try landing on a bed. It gives the same feeling that the niggers have when they take galaxy gas and limit oxygen to their brain

 

[Jimb0]

No, it's funny and aryan to faint.

bro you should check it out really, it's concerning or something, it's not aryan to faint on the street and be robbed by the nouveau french

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

10 seconds after I fell head first on the floor lole.

Congratulations your IQ has been reduced by (10) points

 

[soyjack]

there is a theory according to which after you faint, your whole consciousness resets
the previous "you" ceases to exist, a new "you" is born, with all the memories of course

scary shit

 

[Yes]

there is a theory according to which after you faint, your whole consciousness resets
the previous "you" ceases to exist, a new "you" is born, with all the memories of course

scary shit

infinite soul glitch