Every user on the schlog is stranded on a deserted island

[birch world]

More details the island is a tropical island with loads of crabs and fish and there are some supplies like a fishing rod
A lighter
And there's a river with drinkable water

 

[DonutHole]

>Force everyone to procreate
O-Oh noes!!! Im not ready to become boypreggers >/////////<

 

[Fortuna]

>Force everyone to procreate
O-Oh noes!!! Im not ready to become boypreggers >/////////<

I don't think men can be impregnated.

 

[Gem Control]

DonutHole fighting the urge to say the unfunniest shit ever (xhe failed once more)

 

[DonutHole]

Have a post above me if youre a pedophile

 

[Imperator]

DonutHole fighting the urge to say the unfunniest shit ever (xhe failed once more)

She's like old /pol/ baiters but is literally just only one joke.

 

[Gem Control]

Have a post above me if youre a pedophile

Your own post is technically above you so therefore YOU are a pedophile

 

[DonutHole]

Every user that posts below me is a pedophile that jerks off to tranny porn and rides bbc dildos.

 

[DOLL (75%)]

Realistically what would happen is we would have daily inventory for our supplies and then every one would go out and do their job for the day. @nagolbud would go out fishing, @Xiuhcoyotl would take a spear and explore the jungle with @Hagon , @baqqrih would be discussing the Gospel with the needy hopefuls, @Mustard would be collecting garbage on the beach, @DonutHole , @Sagehardt , and @AXNW219 would be drawing straws to decide who would fight @NigKiller_Tojo in the ring, and I would be making all of the decisions while @Froot snorts sand for a new high and @Imperator screams in my ear about @Steve being the Big Black Bailiff for island court

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

Realistically what would happen is we would have daily inventory for our supplies and then every one would go out and do their job for the day. @nagolbud would go out fishing, @Xiuhcoyotl would take a spear and explore the jungle with @Hagon , @baqqrih would be discussing the Gospel with the needy hopefuls, @Mustard would be collecting garbage on the beach, @DonutHole , @Sagehardt , and @AXNW219 would be drawing straws to decide who would fight @NigKiller_Tojo in the ring, and I would be making all of the decisions while @Froot snorts sand for a new high and @Imperator screams in my ear about @Steve being the Big Black Bailiff for island court

hagon would die bc he's not bvilt for the jungle

 

[ribbon]

Realistically what would happen is we would have daily inventory for our supplies and then every one would go out and do their job for the day. @nagolbud would go out fishing, @Xiuhcoyotl would take a spear and explore the jungle with @Hagon , @baqqrih would be discussing the Gospel with the needy hopefuls, @Mustard would be collecting garbage on the beach, @DonutHole , @Sagehardt , and @AXNW219 would be drawing straws to decide who would fight @NigKiller_Tojo in the ring, and I would be making all of the decisions while @Froot snorts sand for a new high and @Imperator screams in my ear about @Steve being the Big Black Bailiff for island court

Can I just do nothing

 

[NigKiller_Tojo]

Realistically what would happen is we would have daily inventory for our supplies and then every one would go out and do their job for the day. @nagolbud would go out fishing, @Xiuhcoyotl would take a spear and explore the jungle with @Hagon , @baqqrih would be discussing the Gospel with the needy hopefuls, @Mustard would be collecting garbage on the beach, @DonutHole , @Sagehardt , and @AXNW219 would be drawing straws to decide who would fight @NigKiller_Tojo in the ring, and I would be making all of the decisions while @Froot snorts sand for a new high and @Imperator screams in my ear about @Steve being the Big Black Bailiff for island court

why am I fighting everyone

 

[DOLL (75%)]

Can I just do nothing

You can make funny sand drawings

 

[nagolbud]

Realistically what would happen is we would have daily inventory for our supplies and then every one would go out and do their job for the day. @nagolbud would go out fishing, @Xiuhcoyotl would take a spear and explore the jungle with @Hagon , @baqqrih would be discussing the Gospel with the needy hopefuls, @Mustard would be collecting garbage on the beach, @DonutHole , @Sagehardt , and @AXNW219 would be drawing straws to decide who would fight @NigKiller_Tojo in the ring, and I would be making all of the decisions while @Froot snorts sand for a new high and @Imperator screams in my ear about @Steve being the Big Black Bailiff for island court

This is the wholesome answer. I wouldn't mind at all...

 

[DOLL (75%)]

why am I fighting everyone

Take a guess Mr. NigKiller_Tojo

 

[nagolbud]

Realistically what would happen is we would have daily inventory for our supplies and then every one would go out and do their job for the day. @nagolbud would go out fishing, @Xiuhcoyotl would take a spear and explore the jungle with @Hagon , @baqqrih would be discussing the Gospel with the needy hopefuls, @Mustard would be collecting garbage on the beach, @DonutHole , @Sagehardt , and @AXNW219 would be drawing straws to decide who would fight @NigKiller_Tojo in the ring, and I would be making all of the decisions while @Froot snorts sand for a new high and @Imperator screams in my ear about @Steve being the Big Black Bailiff for island court

Not sure half these people would last more than a day in the jungle though. Probably scared of bugs an shit...

 

[NigKiller_Tojo]

Take a guess Mr. NigKiller_Tojo

everyone other than me got brainwashed by jews or something?

 

[ribbon]

everyone other than me got brainwashed by jews or something?

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

Realistically what would happen is we would have daily inventory for our supplies and then every one would go out and do their job for the day. @nagolbud would go out fishing, @Xiuhcoyotl would take a spear and explore the jungle with @Hagon , @baqqrih would be discussing the Gospel with the needy hopefuls, @Mustard would be collecting garbage on the beach, @DonutHole , @Sagehardt , and @AXNW219 would be drawing straws to decide who would fight @NigKiller_Tojo in the ring, and I would be making all of the decisions while @Froot snorts sand for a new high and @Imperator screams in my ear about @Steve being the Big Black Bailiff for island court

I'd be the Imaam and i'd pray with @Hamas_2, @Oot and @JoelWarlock

 

[korg]

I would explode you with a magic blast if you tried to do anything to me

FUCK YOU I HOPE YOU DIE

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

Not sure half these people would last more than a day in the jungle though. Probably scared of bugs an shit...

I know a tiny bit about bugs, giant water bugs bob their head back and forth to dry their wings and have a seriously painful bite.