Do you plan on having kids?

[princessparkles]

Wow, wasn't aware of all of that.

it’s like 1% bc im too tired but it’s really , really scary lemme see if i can find a link

 

[Fagon]

it’s not just the stomach - you can suffer from gestational diabetes , depression, mania, your teeth can fall out, most women ruin their pelvic floor, there’s scarring, nausea for months (e.g my auntie couldn’t eat for months and was on an iv) and you can change face shape, nose shape, hair colour
anything you name really can happen.

fake news

 

[princessparkles]

Reasons Not to Get Pregnant/Have a Child

Reasons Not to Get Pregnant/Have a Child PREGNANCY REASONS: 1. A child will burst out through your vagina 2. Your vagina might rip in two 3. Your vagina can rip all the way to your asshole 4. Have to pee all the fucking time 5. Your titties will get engorged & hurt 6. Your titties will inflate ...

docs.google.com

try this here’s some

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

Reasons Not to Get Pregnant/Have a Child

Reasons Not to Get Pregnant/Have a Child PREGNANCY REASONS: 1. A child will burst out through your vagina 2. Your vagina might rip in two 3. Your vagina can rip all the way to your asshole 4. Have to pee all the fucking time 5. Your titties will get engorged & hurt 6. Your titties will inflate ...

docs.google.com

try this here’s some

Idc, I'm breeding tf outta some1

 

[princessparkles]

Idc, I'm breeding tf outta some1

still her choice to let you but obviously having kids is amazing and even bc of these a lot of women still want to

 

[Soygoy]

I'm mildly autistic, so no. Not even fully white so chuds can't blabber about me being a traitor. This is going to sound dramatic, but nobody deserves to go through the shit I've gone through. I'm not an antinatalist or some other type of reddit faggot either. My heckin mental illness gives me a free passerino.

I have high functioning autism so yes
not my point but essentially, not right now obviously but if I want to live on and accomplish something with my life then I probably have to procreate, and if I do so help me god find me a wife who will help me either get a lot of money or actually invent something useful for society, idk. this is the foundation for everything right here, the day i joined the schlog is the day i dedicate a portion of my soul to helping humanity, and i will continue to upgrade until i become president of united nations of kingdom. australia..

i want a wife that i can create a weapon so powerful that nukes are rendered useless
i want my wife to help create malware that can hack into brainchips, she MUST have an iq higher than 140, i want my wife to be so fucking smart she will upload her conciousness into a robot so she can live with me after she creates a fucking portal gun and then gets me killed due to toxic moon radiation poisoning i want my wife to be

Hello! Cave Johnson here! Founder and CEO of Aperture Science! Oh and this is my assistant Caroline, say hi, Caroline.​

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

still her choice to let you

No shit

 

[princessparkles]

No shit

my bad i thought i had to say it bc shlog users retarded but u not retarded mb

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

I have high functioning autism so yes
not my point but essentially, not right now obviously but if I want to live on and accomplish something with my life then I probably have to procreate, and if I do so help me god find me a wife who will help me either get a lot of money or actually invent something useful for society, idk. this is the foundation for everything right here, the day i joined the schlog is the day i dedicate a portion of my soul to helping humanity, and i will continue to upgrade until i become president of united nations of kingdom. australia..

i want a wife that i can create a weapon so powerful that nukes are rendered useless
i want my wife to help create malware that can hack into brainchips, she MUST have an iq higher than 140, i want my wife to be so fucking smart she will upload her conciousness into a robot so she can live with me after she creates a fucking portal gun and then gets me killed due to toxic moon radiation poisoning i want my wife to be

Hello! Cave Johnson here! Founder and CEO of Aperture Science! Oh and this is my assistant Caroline, say hi, Caroline.​

What...

 

[Soygoy]

What...
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tldr yeah i wouldnt mind having kids as long as i give birth to the most intelligent offspring
theres no other reason to have kids than to play eugenics.

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

my bad i thought i had to say it bc shlog users retarded but u not retarded mb

I don't think anyone is actually serious about disregarding consent.

 

[FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!]

I don't think anyone is actually serious about disregarding consent.
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Why is chuddy so darkskinned

 

[Soygoy]

I don't think anyone is actually serious about disregarding consent.
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disregard this and consent asap

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

disregard this and consent asap

 

[princessparkles]

I don't think anyone is actually serious about disregarding consent.
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idk in normal situations irl i’ve met guys who r serious and you can tell , so id assume higher concentration here. but youre right i think i forgot to factor in that most people here can’t even ask for an extra ketchup packet than rape someone

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

Why is chuddy so darkskinned

Self insertstone

 

[baqqrih]

Reasons Not to Get Pregnant/Have a Child

Reasons Not to Get Pregnant/Have a Child PREGNANCY REASONS: 1. A child will burst out through your vagina 2. Your vagina might rip in two 3. Your vagina can rip all the way to your asshole 4. Have to pee all the fucking time 5. Your titties will get engorged & hurt 6. Your titties will inflate ...

docs.google.com

try this here’s some

I see why some of this sounds especially unappealing, and I thank you for sharing it, yet at the same time this document as a whole reads like it was made by a retarded reprobate. For one thing:
>Fetus is literally a parasite
Yeah, no shit, whoever the stupid nigger who wrote this thing is, that's what pregnancy is; you're caring for a child within you so you have to give it food.
>Egad! My plant won't live unless I water it?!?!
>What?!? I won't be able to sleep unless I close my eyes?!?
>Wuh-huh?!?! I have to bite into food in order to taste it?!?
What a fucking retard this person must be. You put something into the world to get something out of it, that's how God has created this planet, created its processes, every facet of it, and only he can make something from nothing, and that's how it always has been. It's pleasant that the writer of such a profoundly dimwitted statement isn't destined to get pregnant anytime soon, because that would just give their offspring the experience of having a lame-souled fool for a mother.
Anyway thanks for sharing this

 

[princessparkles]

Why is chuddy so darkskinned

self inserting my own one i made as a pfp for myself

 

[Soygoy]

i think i forgot to factor in that most people here can’t even ask for an extra ketchup packet than rape someone

egocentric narcissist award

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

idk in normal situations irl i’ve met guys who r serious and you can tell , so id assume higher concentration here. but youre right i think i forgot to factor in that most people here can’t even ask for an extra ketchup packet than rape someone

Xhe forgot to factor in that autists are on this site