Very serious Do you pee seated?

[DonutHole]

Sometimes I piss in my backyard just because I can. Europoors could never.

 

[DonutHole]

Yes unless it's a public bathroom and even then I'll use a stall

Why?

 

[DonutHole]

Only if its the middle of the night

Just aim to the side.

 

[NT]

Why?

I do it sitting down because I don't see the point in standing up in the first place (unless it's a public stall, because that shit's dirty)
And I don't use urinals because I don't want to have my dick out with only my back hiding it. Ape tier shit

 

[DonutHole]

I do it sitting down because I don't see the point in standing up in the first place (unless it's a public stall, because that shit's dirty)
And I don't use urinals because I don't want to have my dick out with only my back hiding it. Ape tier shit

I don't get the first sentence. It's not like you walk up to the toilet sitting down, you walk towards it standing up. So sitting down would be the extra unnecessary action.

 

[NT]

I don't get the first sentence. It's not like you walk up to the toilet sitting down, you walk towards it standing up. So sitting down would be the extra unnecessary action.

I guess I'm just lazy and don't want to stand.

 

[Twostripe]

No because my tip touches the walls of the toilet and it's yucky

 

[ISTANBUL]

No because my tip touches the walls of the toilet and it's yucky

That's one shallow toilet

 

[doedoedoedoedoedoedoedoe]

depends on if i have time to waste, i'll go on my phone while sitting down in my own house but i will NEVER sit in a public restroom

 

[Fortuna]

Sometimes because it likes to split-stream.

How?

 

[Pepsilord]

We don’t have a urinal and I don’t want little piss and toilet water droplets staining everything so I sit down.

Although if I do have access to a urinal, I piss standing, of course.

 

[Redditor]

How?

Do you want me to explain

 

[Fortuna]

Do you want me to explain

Uhh yeah that's why I asked. I've never had it happen.

 

[Mist]

Men, do you pee sitting I do cuz I'm too lazy to actually move my dick around or stand, I just want to relax for a few minutes while peeing
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Sitting whilst peeing as gay as fuck, you notice Sweden sits very high up? This is because swedish people are gay, cucked and SISSIES. Sitting whilst peeing is something only women do.

 

[Hagon]

i sat down to piss a few months ago because I was sick and my legs felt weak, but otherwise I never do.

 

[DonutHole]

i sat down to piss a few months ago because I was sick and my legs felt weak, but otherwise I never do.

Im glad you feel better.

 

[Redditor]

Uhh yeah that's why I asked. I've never had it happen.

Sometimes the hole sticks so it creates little streams that offshoot onto the floor or something. It can easily be remedied by kneading/squeezing the tip a bit.

 

[Fortuna]

Sometimes the hole sticks so it creates little streams that offshoot onto the floor or something. It can easily be remedied by kneading/squeezing the tip a bit.

Oh. Gross, but thanks.