Autism David Šlinc (Allegedly) / YuriGOD / GuroGOD / Frogcaca / sneedmaster / Gurai / nakyboi-1 (possibly) / czchan.org/

he admits it in this thread, "ryona" is basically drawn gore
>Vesna is a shitskin Filipino who jerks of to torture porn
>Encrusting acro is a Vietcuck who has a femdom fetish and stuck his finger up his asshole

Proof that SEAniggers are subhuman compared to East Asian GODS
 
>Vesna is a shitskin Filipino who jerks of to torture porn
>Encrusting acro is a Vietcuck who has a femdom fetish and stuck his finger up his asshole

Proof that SEAniggers are subhuman compared to East Asian GODS
trvke, SEAmonkeys carry a primitive barbaric gene that disposes them to violence, much like niggers
 
a whore doesn't stop being a whore after "settling down". it still means he is attracted to that shit, even if he "stopped" (probably a lie/cope)
Then he struggles in the knowledge that God will forgive him with His divine grace. It is similar to homosexuals, or anyone else of such delusions; their temptations lead them to sin, but such a strong resistance to these temptations will then lead them to God, instead, and to lives that follow the true purpose of our existence, to be united with God through His energy, which is, in part, that resistance of sin, like Vesna's resistance against that temptation that he formerly fell to and that he has now ceased, a ceasing of sin which we must hope is as true as he has said it.
[If this conversation continues, I will eventually move our talk to /dump/]
 

INTRODUCTION:​

YuriGOD (or whatever name you know him by) is a (possibly) teenage alcoholic Czech gooner, weeb, gore porn enthusiast and possible serial killer.

He has had a very uncouth presence on a few websites, most notably the Schlog itself, Soyjak.Party, KiwiFarms and a literal who Czech altchan (that we'll get to in a bit) and all of these instances has revealed that he has a very shitty grasp of English, extremely attention starved and is a proper sick fuck, announcing his horrible fetishes to disgusted forum posters unprompted. Seeing as he's the Schlogs very own lolcow and me myself have a bit of history with the dude I thought fuck it and do something that the wannabe journalists on the 'farms do, make threads on retards for no reason at all.

HISTORY WITH THE SCHLOG:​

YuriGOD joined on May 27th 2024 at 4:35pm and I can only speak for the times that I interacted with him that lead me to believe he is a creepy faggot, so if you had any interactions during his being here, feel free to share ITT but me myself I joined a full month later and didnt think much of him until a thread titled "why is gore bad?" was created by shitskin mudslime pedo whiteknight princessparkles. And YuriGOD, as soon as parkles pressed post thread with 'her' poo fingers was drawn to the thread like flies to shit and instantly defended liking, enjoying and even masturbating to gore. Such highlights include "i'm not gay for liking gore cause the people being executed are female" and "Yeah, you could say that, Gore is bad for majority but for me it isnt" and of course "Really i am the weird one getting boner from death people i guess". Now you could just chalk this up to him being edgy and wanting a reaction, however I find that hard to believe because if someone gets banned from two different forums for admitting to masturbating to gore porn and being a janny for an altchan that's filled to the brim with necrophilia, its probably not a coincidence.
Read the thread yourself for extra gegs https://soyjak.blog/index.php?threads/why-is-gore-bad.3440/

With this interaction I came to the conclusion that the guys pretty fucked and a massive loser creep and grew to not like him at all due to this. Then all of a sudden YuriGOD was given the banhammer by @Froot himself for "being a retarded fucking nigger" ie., constantly talking about fucking rotting corpses. I don't know the specific post that got him banned so feel free to share. Four days later, he was so desperate to post again he made a sock called 'Frogcaca' and made a thread the same day asking for a .Onion link for the Schlog. Schloggers suspected sussyness and posted a screenshot of a sharty post saying that someone was going to make an alt on the Schlog.
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And with his typing style being very similar to YuriGOD's, there was no doubt that it was him so he was banned the same day he joined.

Also very recently another account was banned for being another sock of YuriGOD named 'sneedmaster' due to him posting in a thread talking about czchan.org, a altchan he brooms for. Was this him or some other literal who janny from some literal who altchan desperately defending it, who knows?

BRIEF HISTORY WITH THE SHARTY:​

It's clearly very hard to find out who's who on an anonymous imageboard however YuriGOD is very easy to spot once you know what to look out for, he's a Czech, he's a retard and he types very distinctively, so one Irish soyteen had that in mind when checking out a thread on /soy/ one day and spotted a YuriGOD in the wild.
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HISTORY WITH KIWI FARMS:​

YuriGOD's thirst for forums was not quenched with the Schlog however, so since there already was a fairly large presence of retarded soyteens on the farms he thought he'd fit right in (for a while). He would post semi regularly in the sharty thread in community watch and in Off-Topic threads. Rigamaroo (keyed) noticed it was him from the Schlog and called him out to which he denied the allegations levied against him.

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Things were fairly normal for YuriGOD, now Gurai on the farms, until the dreaded date of September 3rd 2024, he created the thread on Q&A titled "Is it normal to like and fap to guro, or am I a sick fuck?"
I don't really know what kind of response he was expecting from Kiwi Farms of all places asking if its normal to jerk off to gore porn, but regardless, he was banned the same day he made the thread because despite the fact the 'farms is a 'free speech' website, if the jannies don't like you they ban you, so sucks to suck I guess.

CZCHAN.ORG​

Czchan.org is some czech altchan that nobody, even people from the Czech Republic, have never heard of, but its relevant to the topic because YuriGOD himself is a janny on this awful imageboard where he would lust after dead bodies and femboys (not joking).

SERIAL KILLER?​

Due to his affinity for gore and other depraved shit, some suspect that YuriGOD is a Czech serial killer. Is he, well YuriGOD hasnt really helped himself from convincing people is not. For example in the "why is gore bad" thread I was going back and forth with him and out of nowhere he weirdly posted what looked like coordinates to bum fuck nowhere in the Czech Republic, I jokingly asked " is that where the bodies are buried?" and responded equally strange, so its up to you whether he is or not.

CONCLUSION:​

Don't rot your brain with vodka, porn or tranime because you'll end up like YuriGOD.
wait wasnt this nigger in soycraft?
 
This thread wouldn't make it past proving grounds.
I made a lolcow thread about him in prospering grounds in the ‘farms but the account I did it on got banned for spam so the thread ended up being nished. It’s was just a copy and paste of this thread doe.
 
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