Autism David Šlinc (Allegedly) / YuriGOD / GuroGOD / Frogcaca / sneedmaster / Gurai / nakyboi-1 (possibly) / czchan.org/

Goldy

Goldy

Formerly Sneedson
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INTRODUCTION:​

YuriGOD (or whatever name you know him by) is a (possibly) teenage alcoholic Czech gooner, weeb, gore porn enthusiast and possible serial killer.

He has had a very uncouth presence on a few websites, most notably the Schlog itself, Soyjak.Party, KiwiFarms and a literal who Czech altchan (that we'll get to in a bit) and all of these instances has revealed that he has a very shitty grasp of English, extremely attention starved and is a proper sick fuck, announcing his horrible fetishes to disgusted forum posters unprompted. Seeing as he's the Schlogs very own lolcow and me myself have a bit of history with the dude I thought fuck it and do something that the wannabe journalists on the 'farms do, make threads on retards for no reason at all.

HISTORY WITH THE SCHLOG:​

YuriGOD joined on May 27th 2024 at 4:35pm and I can only speak for the times that I interacted with him that lead me to believe he is a creepy faggot, so if you had any interactions during his being here, feel free to share ITT but me myself I joined a full month later and didnt think much of him until a thread titled "why is gore bad?" was created by shitskin mudslime pedo whiteknight princessparkles. And YuriGOD, as soon as parkles pressed post thread with 'her' poo fingers was drawn to the thread like flies to shit and instantly defended liking, enjoying and even masturbating to gore. Such highlights include "i'm not gay for liking gore cause the people being executed are female" and "Yeah, you could say that, Gore is bad for majority but for me it isnt" and of course "Really i am the weird one getting boner from death people i guess". Now you could just chalk this up to him being edgy and wanting a reaction, however I find that hard to believe because if someone gets banned from two different forums for admitting to masturbating to gore porn and being a janny for an altchan that's filled to the brim with necrophilia, its probably not a coincidence.
Read the thread yourself for extra gegs https://soyjak.blog/index.php?threads/why-is-gore-bad.3440/

With this interaction I came to the conclusion that the guys pretty fucked and a massive loser creep and grew to not like him at all due to this. Then all of a sudden YuriGOD was given the banhammer by @Froot himself for "being a retarded fucking nigger" ie., constantly talking about fucking rotting corpses. I don't know the specific post that got him banned so feel free to share. Four days later, he was so desperate to post again he made a sock called 'Frogcaca' and made a thread the same day asking for a .Onion link for the Schlog. Schloggers suspected sussyness and posted a screenshot of a sharty post saying that someone was going to make an alt on the Schlog.
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And with his typing style being very similar to YuriGOD's, there was no doubt that it was him so he was banned the same day he joined.

.Onion link?

I don't want to use jewgle controlled internet to browse this Nusoicaca datamine.
soyjak.blog soyjak.blog

Also very recently another account was banned for being another sock of YuriGOD named 'sneedmaster' due to him posting in a thread talking about czchan.org, a altchan he brooms for. Was this him or some other literal who janny from some literal who altchan desperately defending it, who knows?

GEG - YuriCUCKs imageboard website

idk if it's known, but yurigod is a janny on a czech imageboard czchan.org however all stickies are made by xim and there are necrophilia references (just in text, haven't seen any gore shit yet) scattered around the site so it's almost certain that xe is the owner there is one other anon mod...
soyjak.blog soyjak.blog

BRIEF HISTORY WITH THE SHARTY:​

It's clearly very hard to find out who's who on an anonymous imageboard however YuriGOD is very easy to spot once you know what to look out for, he's a Czech, he's a retard and he types very distinctively, so one Irish soyteen had that in mind when checking out a thread on /soy/ one day and spotted a YuriGOD in the wild.
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HISTORY WITH KIWI FARMS:​

YuriGOD's thirst for forums was not quenched with the Schlog however, so since there already was a fairly large presence of retarded soyteens on the farms he thought he'd fit right in (for a while). He would post semi regularly in the sharty thread in community watch and in Off-Topic threads. Rigamaroo (keyed) noticed it was him from the Schlog and called him out to which he denied the allegations levied against him.

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Things were fairly normal for YuriGOD, now Gurai on the farms, until the dreaded date of September 3rd 2024, he created the thread on Q&A titled "Is it normal to like and fap to guro, or am I a sick fuck?"
I don't really know what kind of response he was expecting from Kiwi Farms of all places asking if its normal to jerk off to gore porn, but regardless, he was banned the same day he made the thread because despite the fact the 'farms is a 'free speech' website, if the jannies don't like you they ban you, so sucks to suck I guess.

CZCHAN.ORG​

Czchan.org is some czech altchan that nobody, even people from the Czech Republic, have never heard of, but its relevant to the topic because YuriGOD himself is a janny on this awful imageboard where he would lust after dead bodies and femboys (not joking).

GEG - YuriCUCKs imageboard website

idk if it's known, but yurigod is a janny on a czech imageboard czchan.org however all stickies are made by xim and there are necrophilia references (just in text, haven't seen any gore shit yet) scattered around the site so it's almost certain that xe is the owner there is one other anon mod...
soyjak.blog soyjak.blog

SERIAL KILLER?​

Due to his affinity for gore and other depraved shit, some suspect that YuriGOD is a Czech serial killer. Is he, well YuriGOD hasnt really helped himself from convincing people is not. For example in the "why is gore bad" thread I was going back and forth with him and out of nowhere he weirdly posted what looked like coordinates to bum fuck nowhere in the Czech Republic, I jokingly asked " is that where the bodies are buried?" and responded equally strange, so its up to you whether he is or not.

The Cellar

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CONCLUSION:​

Don't rot your brain with vodka, porn or tranime because you'll end up like YuriGOD.
 
This is my favorite post on the blog, honestly nothing has made me cackle as hard as his 1000 message thread, and how half of it was just yelling at Imperator who didn't even use the site at the time.

For my 1000th message.

My fellow shlogaryans, It is with my pleasure to inform you, that this is my 1000th message on this forum, and over these past months i had been using this forum more and more, you and everyone else who is reading this probably know who i am soo i wont have to inform, heck you can just click on...
soyjak.blog soyjak.blog
 
Here's the entirety of my chat logs with him prior to his ban. Green is he, orange is me:
Conversation Title: "Its hard to quit"
July 7, 2024
>I dont goon but i am just attracted to gore and suicides
>Nothing helps, is it over then
<It's not over, man, it never is. We can always get back up after our stumbles. I understand that you are struggling. I first have to ask, then, what was your intention, if you are "attracted" to such things, in asking for them in that thread?
>Being horny
>I quitted nutting and masturbating but i am daydreaming about it and imagining... you know scenarios, i have alot of free time on me right now soo that doesnt help
>I am even thinking about jerking off the other day again too keep my hornyness down
<What I can first tell you is that it isn't your fault for these thoughts. We are only responsible for how we respond to Satan's temptations, rather than simply receiving those temptations, so don't feel any guilt if this sort of psychological attraction continues on for a good while. We're all victims of sin's influence. As for handling how it affects you in terms of masturbating to it or dreaming of situations involving it, one major thing I would suggest is finding what may trigger these thoughts to occur and suspending these things from your life, or finding a way to filter them to where you're no longer exposed to these thoughts. I'm not sure what a trigger could be for you, but maybe it's the anime you're consuming, or some other form of media that you're passively consuming that you aren't aware is causing this (for example, you were asking for gore images earlier. If you look at gore often, start cutting down and cutting out of wherever you consume that content, that could be a trigger). Also, if I could ask, are you a religious person at all? Do you follow a specific denomination of Christianity?
>I follow Anglican Church Protestantism, but my gore fetish isn't influenced by the anime I'm consuming. The only thing that could catch my attention would probably be those DDLC yandere playthroughs i keep getting recommended for some reason.
>Also anything that even resembles blood or injured/bleeding body parts, such as the color red or even something like strawberry jam. Graphic images or scenes in movies, on TV, or anywhere else that involve blood, injury, death, or suicide trigger those feelings and eventually boner.
<I see, so it's much more than just media. What you could also do, since of course you can't just expel every single thing that could suggest to your mind the thoughts of death and gore, is to organize a strategy of doing some sort of activity whenever you get an urge to think sinfully with this fetish. I'm not sure what will work for you, but perhaps something physical, like walking around outside or creating an exercise routine, or an activity of critical thought like writing or creating art, could help you. Maybe you already have some hobbies that you could dedicate more of your time to. Try and fill your time up with interests and activities that you know will occupy your mind with enough to focus on without a direct and acknowledged sexual attraction creeping into your thoughts in the process. You've already quit the masturbation part, and that's great, since it shows God is providing you a steady path out of this sinful habit. The First Epistle to the Corinthians, chapter ten tells us:
<>No temptation has overtaken you that is not common to man. God is faithful, and he will not let you be tempted beyond your ability, but with the temptation he will also provide the way of escape, that you may be able to endure it.
<If you build your thoughts up around this particular attraction you have, you're only going to keep having things to relate it to, so you need to find more topics to dedicate your thoughts to besides it. The more things you can focus on besides this fetish, the less it will be prioritized in your head. Think of how the platform of a building would need pillars to support it. If you only make one big pillar to hold it up, all that weight is going on that pillar, but if you create a bunch of little pillars and have this big one size itself down to their size as well, if not eventually cutting that whole pillar off since you already have enough others to support the building, you'll have the weight of the building distributed equally among them, with far more stability. Similarly, you can't let this fetish rest itself in your mind constantly, you have to start generating other habits of thinking so that your thoughts can go to more places than just gore. I'm not a therapist or a philosopher, so I'm not extremely experienced in helping people out with this stuff, but do feel free if you need more thought on how you can get out of this struggle with sin. I'll be here to support you if you ever need.
>Well, I have a interest in going outside but really can i do anything in a forest that is interesting?
>My other hobbies are retro computing, geopolitics and history
>But well i could perhaps start going more outside, however theres problem i get these horny waves during night mostly soo going in my hamlet during night into woods is a death sentence due to wolves and pigs
>Also if you want you dont need to type it this long, im ESL afterall
>(Prob shloud get rid off my cutting knife collection though)
<Yeah, you might start with getting rid of the knife collection if it's directly reminding you of your sexual interest. Besides that, in terms of indoor activities for the night, you could start reading a book that pertains to your interests, or even start reading the Bible, at least a few chapters a night, and then thinking deeply on what you've read through meditation. That's what I do when I'm in bed before sleep. I'm not sure of many unique or extremely interesting things you could do in the forest, but usually I just go on hikes or enjoy the scenery when I'm out in the woods.
>Well i dont really read books but perhaps i could give some a try
>Bible doesnt sound bad, Maybe you renember when i said i was cutting myself to drink my own blood, well Its true i just hiden it as "bait" post
<I'm sorry to hear that, man. Was it just for the purpose of drinking it?
>Yea, i dunno i sometimes find it tasty but i replaced blood with vodka soo i wont cut myself
>I find my blood And vodka taste very very familliar for some reason
<Good to hear. At least you aren't hurting yourself, now.
>Yeah, Shloud i indeed buy a Bible?
>I thought of buying it
<Yeah, you certainly should if a physical copy is what you prefer to read from. It's great to have a physical one, albeit if you aren't keen on spending money you can just download one or use a website for one.
>Perhaps to save money? It feels good talking about religion ngl
>My whole class Is atheist soo i cannot talk about religion or i will get mocked and teachers are also
<It's like that here, too. Lots of agnostics or atheists in my school. I can talk about religion with you if you'd like, yeah. It's my favorite topic to discuss. If you're looking for a virtual Bible to read from I'd recommend https://www.esv.org/
>I feel like i shloud get a audiobook instead
<I've never tried listening to it instead of reading it so I wouldn't have any suggestions, but there looks to be a ton of recordings on YouTube or on some Bible websites that you could try out. If I recall correctly, the ESV app has some.
July 8, 2024
<Did you read/listen to any of the Bible last night?
>I checked on it but i read only the first page
<Which book? Genesis?
>Yeah
<That's a good place to start for understanding God a bit better. If you're interested in Jesus, I'd recommend starting with the Gospel of John, or if you're more intrigued with advice on living a Christian life, you could read some of Paul's epistles. They're all great pieces of literature.
<Do you think you might read more tonight?
He never responded.
 
Steve said:
This is my favorite post on the blog, honestly nothing has made me cackle as hard as his 1000 message thread, and how half of it was just yelling at Imperator who didn't even use the site at the time.

For my 1000th message.

My fellow shlogaryans, It is with my pleasure to inform you, that this is my 1000th message on this forum, and over these past months i had been using this forum more and more, you and everyone else who is reading this probably know who i am soo i wont have to inform, heck you can just click on...
soyjak.blog soyjak.blog
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never forget vesna's gem
 
baqqrih said:
Here's the entirety of my chat logs with him prior to his ban. Green is he, orange is me:
Conversation Title: "Its hard to quit"
July 7, 2024
>I dont goon but i am just attracted to gore and suicides
>Nothing helps, is it over then
<It's not over, man, it never is. We can always get back up after our stumbles. I understand that you are struggling. I first have to ask, then, what was your intention, if you are "attracted" to such things, in asking for them in that thread?
>Being horny
>I quitted nutting and masturbating but i am daydreaming about it and imagining... you know scenarios, i have alot of free time on me right now soo that doesnt help
>I am even thinking about jerking off the other day again too keep my hornyness down
<What I can first tell you is that it isn't your fault for these thoughts. We are only responsible for how we respond to Satan's temptations, rather than simply receiving those temptations, so don't feel any guilt if this sort of psychological attraction continues on for a good while. We're all victims of sin's influence. As for handling how it affects you in terms of masturbating to it or dreaming of situations involving it, one major thing I would suggest is finding what may trigger these thoughts to occur and suspending these things from your life, or finding a way to filter them to where you're no longer exposed to these thoughts. I'm not sure what a trigger could be for you, but maybe it's the anime you're consuming, or some other form of media that you're passively consuming that you aren't aware is causing this (for example, you were asking for gore images earlier. If you look at gore often, start cutting down and cutting out of wherever you consume that content, that could be a trigger). Also, if I could ask, are you a religious person at all? Do you follow a specific denomination of Christianity?
>I follow Anglican Church Protestantism, but my gore fetish isn't influenced by the anime I'm consuming. The only thing that could catch my attention would probably be those DDLC yandere playthroughs i keep getting recommended for some reason.
>Also anything that even resembles blood or injured/bleeding body parts, such as the color red or even something like strawberry jam. Graphic images or scenes in movies, on TV, or anywhere else that involve blood, injury, death, or suicide trigger those feelings and eventually boner.
<I see, so it's much more than just media. What you could also do, since of course you can't just expel every single thing that could suggest to your mind the thoughts of death and gore, is to organize a strategy of doing some sort of activity whenever you get an urge to think sinfully with this fetish. I'm not sure what will work for you, but perhaps something physical, like walking around outside or creating an exercise routine, or an activity of critical thought like writing or creating art, could help you. Maybe you already have some hobbies that you could dedicate more of your time to. Try and fill your time up with interests and activities that you know will occupy your mind with enough to focus on without a direct and acknowledged sexual attraction creeping into your thoughts in the process. You've already quit the masturbation part, and that's great, since it shows God is providing you a steady path out of this sinful habit. The First Epistle to the Corinthians, chapter ten tells us:
<>No temptation has overtaken you that is not common to man. God is faithful, and he will not let you be tempted beyond your ability, but with the temptation he will also provide the way of escape, that you may be able to endure it.
<If you build your thoughts up around this particular attraction you have, you're only going to keep having things to relate it to, so you need to find more topics to dedicate your thoughts to besides it. The more things you can focus on besides this fetish, the less it will be prioritized in your head. Think of how the platform of a building would need pillars to support it. If you only make one big pillar to hold it up, all that weight is going on that pillar, but if you create a bunch of little pillars and have this big one size itself down to their size as well, if not eventually cutting that whole pillar off since you already have enough others to support the building, you'll have the weight of the building distributed equally among them, with far more stability. Similarly, you can't let this fetish rest itself in your mind constantly, you have to start generating other habits of thinking so that your thoughts can go to more places than just gore. I'm not a therapist or a philosopher, so I'm not extremely experienced in helping people out with this stuff, but do feel free if you need more thought on how you can get out of this struggle with sin. I'll be here to support you if you ever need.
>Well, I have a interest in going outside but really can i do anything in a forest that is interesting?
>My other hobbies are retro computing, geopolitics and history
>But well i could perhaps start going more outside, however theres problem i get these horny waves during night mostly soo going in my hamlet during night into woods is a death sentence due to wolves and pigs
>Also if you want you dont need to type it this long, im ESL afterall
>(Prob shloud get rid off my cutting knife collection though)
<Yeah, you might start with getting rid of the knife collection if it's directly reminding you of your sexual interest. Besides that, in terms of indoor activities for the night, you could start reading a book that pertains to your interests, or even start reading the Bible, at least a few chapters a night, and then thinking deeply on what you've read through meditation. That's what I do when I'm in bed before sleep. I'm not sure of many unique or extremely interesting things you could do in the forest, but usually I just go on hikes or enjoy the scenery when I'm out in the woods.
>Well i dont really read books but perhaps i could give some a try
>Bible doesnt sound bad, Maybe you renember when i said i was cutting myself to drink my own blood, well Its true i just hiden it as "bait" post
<I'm sorry to hear that, man. Was it just for the purpose of drinking it?
>Yea, i dunno i sometimes find it tasty but i replaced blood with vodka soo i wont cut myself
>I find my blood And vodka taste very very familliar for some reason
<Good to hear. At least you aren't hurting yourself, now.
>Yeah, Shloud i indeed buy a Bible?
>I thought of buying it
<Yeah, you certainly should if a physical copy is what you prefer to read from. It's great to have a physical one, albeit if you aren't keen on spending money you can just download one or use a website for one.
>Perhaps to save money? It feels good talking about religion ngl
>My whole class Is atheist soo i cannot talk about religion or i will get mocked and teachers are also
<It's like that here, too. Lots of agnostics or atheists in my school. I can talk about religion with you if you'd like, yeah. It's my favorite topic to discuss. If you're looking for a virtual Bible to read from I'd recommend https://www.esv.org/
>I feel like i shloud get a audiobook instead
<I've never tried listening to it instead of reading it so I wouldn't have any suggestions, but there looks to be a ton of recordings on YouTube or on some Bible websites that you could try out. If I recall correctly, the ESV app has some.
July 8, 2024
<Did you read/listen to any of the Bible last night?
>I checked on it but i read only the first page
<Which book? Genesis?
>Yeah
<That's a good place to start for understanding God a bit better. If you're interested in Jesus, I'd recommend starting with the Gospel of John, or if you're more intrigued with advice on living a Christian life, you could read some of Paul's epistles. They're all great pieces of literature.
<Do you think you might read more tonight?
He never responded.
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pure mental illness
dataminedandproud said:
never forget vesna's gem
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vesna also masturbates to gore btw
 

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