Corrupt a Wish: The Forum Game!

[Soyteen Liker]

Basically, you grant the wish above you but you ruin it in an entertaining twist, like a genie would. Doesn't have to be something good or something you actually want.

I'll start with: "I wish all 'p spammers would instantly die."

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

Granted, this causes troons all around the world to collapse, many governments freak out and crack down on chuds

I wish Hiroyuki Nishimura and RapeApe dropped dead

 

[AshkeNazi]

Granted, Swaglord takes over as acting admin and declares war on the sharty.

I wish that all leftists instantly became radical Zionists.

 

[BLACKHAWK]

Granted. All leftists are radical zionists which causes muslims to seek violance and migration policy in the West, causing them to rape women and kill whites by being provoked. One of the victims is AshkeNazi who was raped by pakistani in the alleyway.

I wish to be free to choose.

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

Granted. You are free to choose between getting raped by 'cado and taking a BBC, which causes you to kill yourself as you don't want to choose either of the options.

I wish that Soot would come back as admin again.

 

[BLACKHAWK]

I don't choose to kill myself.

Soot comes back as admin but gets doxxed and is bullied in real life by r/trans which leads him to commit suicide.

I wish to have freedom in real life.

 

[Aedra]

Granted, you have the freedom to take your damn meds.

I wish for the nigger above me to successfully complete xer transition and become a heckin' wholesome trans idol for trans qween's all around the globe.

 

[ArmaLite]

Granted, xe ended up committing suicide on live TV and now all of you straight crackkka men will be sent to disciplinary camps as punishment. Hope you're happy, bigot.

I wish the World Trade Center didn't collapse.

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

Granted, the World Trade center doesn't collapse and the Iraq war doesn't happen. Following this, Iraq develops weapons of mass destruction and launches them on Iran, resulting in massive casualties. The USA doesn't like this and invades Iraq, but since Iraq actually has WMDs in this timeline, they launch them on American cities, resulting in the end of the world via nuclear warfare.

I wish that Root stepped down as admin.

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

Granted, Nudev takes Root's place and as Admin 6 he adds a bunch of useless features that make the site unusable, killing it for good

I wish the Dreamcast was a success and that SEGA didn't leave the console business

 

[Stephen]

Granted, the rest of the console industry suddenly collapses, greatly driving up the prices of consumer electronics to this day. Many video games do not exist anymore after this second video game crash.

I wish for……… infinite wishes

 

[BLACKHAWK]

You get infinite wishes but you don't know what to use it for. After so much time you are now a blob of slug that needs to eat dirt to survive that is poisonous to food like plants and flesh.

I want to have my FREEDOM.

 

[Stephen]

Freedom is slavery, therefore you are imprisoned in a steel cage. I then blow up your head with my infinite wishes, as to free you from living.

I wish Blackhawk’s head blew up.

 

[BLACKHAWK]

It blows up. But it doesn't change anything. He is back like it hasn't happened.

I wish for aliens from outter space to have freedom.

 

[Plajer Sojdżekowski]

Aliens from outter space were freed of some ebil imperator, but they became worse than xhim and they blew Milky Way

I wish everyone on this globe forgot that nazism or shitler existed.

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

Everybody forgets that nazism existed, but because if you don't know history you are bound to order a McDouble or whatever, a new nazi leader comes and he kills all poles including Plajer Sojdżekowski

I wish that Anglo-Saxons and Jutes never came to the British islands.

 

[UltraSoyLord]

The Anglo-Saxon menace never reach Britian or Ireland, but instead the Irish have no reason to form the IRA and end up car bombing each other into extinction instead.

I wish we already landed humans on Mars, and I was the first person to touch down!

 

[Gemerald]

Granted, you are now on the red planet as part of a mission to send humans there.
Unfortunately, the mission that sent you there never intended for you to return, and didn't give you any of the necessary supplies to survive the harsh conditions.

I wish for financial freedom

 

[Stephen]

Granted, you go bankrupt and you lose all your assets, but also all expenses.

I wish that my BALLS were SMASHED by a HAMMER

 

[Gemerald]

Granted, you go bankrupt and you lose all your assets, but also all expenses.

I wish that my BALLS were SMASHED by a HAMMER

Granted. A man named "Aaron Hammer" (A. Hammer) smashes your balls with his fists. Unfortunately, his small hands and thin arms mean he fails to do any damage.

I wish I owned the sharty