Discussion Copypasta thread

[WH15KeY]

Why is it normal for grown men to address another grown man as buddy? Buddy is something you call a child or a dog. There's this mass of men out there, mostly insecure rednecks who lean conservative who call other men "buddy". It's always those blue collar tradie scum bags using that word.
Intelligent, white collar professionals don't address their coworkers as "buddy", nobody in the corporate world does that except a higher up trying to humiliate and demean people in lower positions. Key words, humiliate and demean.

Then you go out the country. You find the temporarily embarrassed millionaire Trump supporter with the red neck, fat, obese, wearing mossy oak, 2nd amendment bumper stickers on their faggot truck being all nice to you to your face and then calling you "buddy".

Fucking die a slow painful death, you trash.

 

[Fagon]

Why is it normal for grown men to address another grown man as buddy? Buddy is something you call a child or a dog. There's this mass of men out there, mostly insecure rednecks who lean conservative who call other men "buddy". It's always those blue collar tradie scum bags using that word.
Intelligent, white collar professionals don't address their coworkers as "buddy", nobody in the corporate world does that except a higher up trying to humiliate and demean people in lower positions. Key words, humiliate and demean.

Then you go out the country. You find the temporarily embarrassed millionaire Trump supporter with the red neck, fat, obese, wearing mossy oak, 2nd amendment bumper stickers on their faggot truck being all nice to you to your face and then calling you "buddy".

Fucking die a slow painful death, you trash.

can we be buds

 

[FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!]

So me and my friend were hanging out and the topic of music came up. He asked for a couple bands that I like, so I started telling him. First I said Anaal Nathrakh and he looks at me and goes “hehe sounds like Anal Dad Cock”. This made me mad because how dare he make fun of a good band? But anyways next I told I like Sacrófago and he goes “hehe sounds like sacred fagg*t”. At this point I was super mad so I decided to just move past it and tell him another band. I told him Mayhem and he goes “Hehe sounds like Gay Men”. At this point I’ve had enough so I yell at him and ask him to tell me his favorite bands. The moment I hear the words “Limp Bizkit” come out of his mouth I instantly go into a blind anger. I yell at him and call him a poser, so he kinda just power walks away.

Fast forward a month and I forgot about the whole thing. I’m at home listened to some good old Darkthrone when I hear something coming from my kitchen. I hit pause in my CD player and I can faintly hear “Break Stuff” by Limp Bizkit playing. At first I cover my ears because I don’t want to be infected by poserdom but then I started wondering where it was coming from. So I walk into the kitchen and my friend is standing there in a black robe. He looks at me and begins reciting the lyrics to Break Stuff. As this is happening I hear something behind me so I turn to see FRED DURST himself standing there. He grabs a hold of my throat and starts calling me a poser. He then pulls me to the ground and pulls out his dick. Obviously I totally resisted and would never volunteer to do such a thing but he overpowered me with his big strong Fred Durst muscles. He stuffed his cock down my throat and I felt it throbbing. It was so long I could feel it near my stomach. He began to fuck my mouth as I could do nothing about it. He busted in my throat and pulled out. He then proceeded to push me to the ground and start pulling down my pants. He shoved his dick up my ass and almost immediately busted again. He called me his poser slut and I enjoyed every second of it. After he used and abused me for hours he left, and so did my friend. I was left in a pool of cum (not sure how much was mine or how much was Fred Durst’s)

 

[nazi_femboys_won1488]

I enter /pol/, looking for a new thread to post aryan femboys and post baits in. Just as i start i see her enter trough my window IRL. A beautiful obsessed portugese trans queen of color; a boymodder, if you will. She looks at my A10 eyes for a long while before calling me a faggot and throwing the evolve image on my face before ridiucling my flag. Enraged, i spring out of my chair, pull her hair and force her to assume the doggy position. Even though i have obviously overpowered her, she (with a bulge under her skirt) call me a roach. At that point i, too am not in control of myself. I ravage trough her portugese made panties to see a fully shaved ping bussy with a locked cl1tty underneath it. I get her legs on my shoulder and start trusting into her deep bussy with the force ottoman cannons busted into the Byzantine walls in 1453. We are both drooling at each others scent and looks as time passes on. After around 3 hours of non stop sex and love making, I look down to see her little cl1t leaking on her belly. Seeing this act flips a switch in my brain making me attentionwhore inside her instantly. We cuddle for hours before she stands up. She cleans my aryan turkic cum from her butthole before calling me a roach and leaves trough the window which she came from. The only thing remaining of her is the key to her chastity cage and a note that says "Evolve". I couldnt forget her ever since.

 

[nazi_femboys_won1488]

Nudevslütta look… Nazi femboys ARE pol kultur understood? We were having a HISA moment in another thread and the fucking kikes ordered the tactical assasination of the most HISA HISA we have ever laid eyes upon. I dont think you understand the amount of rage i currently possess. We were having a moment, at the time as three chuds in the thread we were gooning, edging to the sweet lines drawn by the godly aryan artist sent by Adolf Hitler ximself. I personally was thinking about him "gassing" me in a gas chamber but instead of zyklon b he was using his own gas. But you ruined it. You, with your kike overlords and your kike rules. This is why i hate jews and this is why i will be the one to destroy all kikes from the face of this planet. Do you understand? You destroyed the image that made my night. Good thing your kike lords cant delete the 100 different saves i got in my PC hard drive. This is a warning nudevslütta. If you EVER delete MY nazi femboys again, your life will run its course.

WE MUST SECURE THE EXISTENCE OF WHITE PEOPLE AND A FUTURE FOR WHITE NAZI FEMBOYS
WE MUST SECURE THE EXISTENCE OF WHITE PEOPLE AND A FUTURE FOR WHITE NAZI FEMBOYS
WE MUST SECURE THE EXISTENCE OF WHITE PEOPLE AND A FUTURE FOR WHITE NAZI FEMBOYS

 

[nazi_femboys_won1488]

I am Fuhrer. I am Trump. I am President. Die kike die. Die KIKE die. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD. TRUMP MAGA MD2GA @POTUS Q WWG1WGA .Q will rebuild roman empire. Q is messiah. Q is king. Q is fuhrer. Q is emperor. Q is GOD. Q will instanciate TND. Q and TRUMP will save the white race. kill niggers kill spics kill snowmans kill kikes TND TSP TFD TKD white power 1488 KKK swastika SIEG HEIL for the reich the #Trump2020 reich. Kill niggers. Behead niggers. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a nigger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a niggers food. Launch niggers into the sun. Stir fry niggers in a wok. Toss niggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a niggers gas tank. Judo throw niggers into a wood chipper. Twist niggers heads off. Report niggers to the IRS. Karate chop niggers in half. Curb stomp pregnant black s. Trap niggers in quicksand. Crush niggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy niggers in a vat of acid. Eat niggers. Dissect niggers. Exterminate niggers in the gas chamber. Stomp nigger skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate niggers in the oven. Lobotomize niggers. Mandatory abortions for niggers. Grind nigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown niggers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize niggers with a ray gun. Kick old niggers down the stairs. Feed niggers to alligators. Slice niggers with a katana. Gas kikes. Masturbate kikes to death. Throw kikes into a river. Propel kikes into the niggerhell. Skin kikes alive. Boil kikes in holy water. Rape kikes. Fabricate kikes into soap. Slam kikes with a wooden door. Use kike babies as soccer balls. Hang kikes on their noses. Cook kikes in an oven. burn kikes to ashes. Smite kikes. Slam kikes with holy bible. Spit on kikes. Feed kikes to kraken. Sacrifice kikes to moloch.

​

 

[nazi_femboys_won1488]

I am YHWH. I am Messiah. I am Trump. I am President. Die goy die. DIE GOY DIE. you're going to the circumcision chamber. you're going to the TBP breeding facility. the Trump2020 raykh will circumcise ALL GOYIM. Trump is rabbi, Trump is YHWH. TRUMP MAGA MD2GA @POTUS Q WWG1WGA .Q will rebuild kingdom of israel. Q is prophet. Q is king. Q is rabbi. Q is emperor. Q is YHWH. Q will instanciate TGD. Q and TRUMP will save the jewish race. kill niggers kill spics kill fags kill crackers TND TSP TFD TCD god's chosen people 7 IDF magen david SHALOM for the raykh the #Trump2020 raykh. Kill goyim. Behead goyim. Roundhouse kick a goy into the concrete. Slam dunk a goy baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy gentiles. Defecate in a goy's food. Launch goyim into the sun. Stir fry goyim in a wok. Toss goyim into active volcanoes. Urinate into a goy's gas tank. Krav MAGA throw goyim into a wood chipper. Twist goyim's heads off. Report goyim to Mossad. Krav MAGA chop goyim in half. Curb stomp pregnant goyim. Trap goyim in quicksand. Crush goyim in the trash compactor. Liquefy goyim in a vat of acid. Sell goyim into slavery in Egypt. Dissect goyim. Emasculate goyim. Stomp goy skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate goyim in the oven. Lobotomize goyim. Mandatory abortins for bad boys. Grind goy fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown goyim in bacon grease. Vaporize goyim with a Jewish space laser. Kick old goyim down the stairs. Feed goyim to alligators. Slice goyim with a scimitar. Circumcise goyim. Masturbate goyim to death. Throw goyim into a river. Propel goyim into Gehinnom. Skin goyim alive. Boil goyim in water from the River Jordan. Rape goyim. Bomb goyim. Slam goyim with a wooden door. Use goy babies as soccer balls. Hang goyim by their foreskins. Send goyim to the gas chambers. Burn goyim to ashes. Smite goyim. Slam goyim with the Talmud. Spit on goyim. Feed goyim poisoned food. Sacrifice goyim to Baal.

 

[nazi_femboys_won1488]

==die nigger kike==

==You sound like a kike. A coin clipping kike. A jewish bald rat kike.==
==I have a gun and a knife. I am God. I am President.==

==You sound like a disingenuous piece of raisin rat kike, subversion kike, tranny enabling communist kike permanent wretch. DIE KIKE DIE. the holocaust never happened but it should have, and hopefully another one happens soon. EAT THIS SWASTIKA AND CHOKE TO DEATH ON IT YOU GREASY KIKE==
==And for your actions, the faggots have committed an unforgivable crime. All faggots shall be removed from Europe and America. No one shall love them nor forgive them. Israel shall be destroyed. Africa shall be recolonized.==
==And everyone you love goes to hell forever and ceases to be. Along with you.==
==All that you hate happens. And all that you hate is good. All that you hate wins. And all that you hate is loved by all.==
==Every harm against you and your ancestors is blessed and good. All that you are is undone. And all you get is punishment.==
==All your love dies. All that you have is taken. And all that you love kills you.==

==TRUMP MAGA MD2GA @POTUS Q WWG1WGA kill niggers kill kikes 1488 KKK swastika SIEG HEIL for the reich the Trump2020 reich lynch niggers gas the kikes.==
==die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2024 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is fuhrer, Trump is GOD.==

==Trump won. Get over it. kill the cereanigger /a/ janitor. Trump won. Get over it. kill the miianigger /a/ janitor. Trump won. Get over it. kill the ryuukonigger /a/ janitor. Trump won. Get over it. kill the cereanigger /a/ janitor. Trump won. Get over it.==

 

[nazi_femboys_won1488]

>no one:
>absolutely nobody:
>still nobody:
>not a single soul:
>literally no one:
>not even big chungus:
>pol: I'm going to disrespect hecking enbies
>leftypol: I'm going to end this man's whole career
>[everyone disliked that]
>baby yeed: wait that's illegal
>brie larson: ok that was lowkey on point
>pickle rick: slaps roof of car luke did i ever tell you about the time i turned myself into a pickle? it was an epic moment.
>luke: is retarded
>CIA: Bane?
>sans undertale: hey don't google HP Lovecraft's cat name
>[OP googles hp lovecrafts cat name]
>CIA: congratulations you got yourself caught!
>stan lee: flies past in a spaceship ooooh i dont care what universe you're from that's GOTTA HURT
>[everyone laughed]
>keanu reeves: you're breathtaking!
>area 51 guards:i bet i can take on keanu reeves
>keanu reeves: you sure about that
>keanu reeves: kills all area 51 guards
>area 51:wait thats illegal
>[Everyone liked that]
>CIA: am I a joke to you?
>Alt right incels: there's no way star wars can be good agai....
>Baby Yeed: hold my beer
>Big chungus joined the chat
>Drumpf has left the chat
>Markiplier: Welcome To The Dark Side Of Youtube
>4chanlets: 'Yeah, I'm thinking this is kind of epic based pilled, maybe a bit of a coom moment?? Idk think I might post a frog.
>Henry cavill: silence brand
>Embarrassing: 100
>Virginity: 100
>Flirting: 1
>
>later that day.......
>
>>OP
>Uhh guys I posted Sneed!
>>Me
>WTF is this guy thinking...lmao....
>>Keanu Reeves
>This isn't epic at all
>>Me
>Holy Shit!! You Got Owned By Keanu
>
>Speech 100

 

[nazi_femboys_won1488]

>no one:
>absolutely nobody:
>still nobody:
>not a single soul:
>literally no one:
>not even big chungus:
>pol: I'm going to disrespect hecking enbies
>leftypol: I'm going to end this man's whole career
>[everyone disliked that]
>baby yeed: wait that's illegal
>brie larson: ok that was lowkey on point
>pickle rick: slaps roof of car luke did i ever tell you about the time i turned myself into a pickle? it was an epic moment.
>luke: is retarded
>CIA: Bane?
>sans undertale: hey don't google HP Lovecraft's cat name
>[OP googles hp lovecrafts cat name]
>CIA: congratulations you got yourself caught!
>stan lee: flies past in a spaceship ooooh i dont care what universe you're from that's GOTTA HURT
>[everyone laughed]
>keanu reeves: you're breathtaking!
>area 51 guards:i bet i can take on keanu reeves
>keanu reeves: you sure about that
>keanu reeves: kills all area 51 guards
>area 51:wait thats illegal
>[Everyone liked that]
>CIA: am I a joke to you?
>Alt right incels: there's no way star wars can be good agai....
>Baby Yeed: hold my beer
>Big chungus joined the chat
>Drumpf has left the chat
>Markiplier: Welcome To The Dark Side Of Youtube
>4chanlets: 'Yeah, I'm thinking this is kind of epic based pilled, maybe a bit of a coom moment?? Idk think I might post a frog.
>Henry cavill: silence brand
>Embarrassing: 100
>Virginity: 100
>Flirting: 1
>
>later that day.......
>
>>OP
>Uhh guys I posted Sneed!
>>Me
>WTF is this guy thinking...lmao....
>>Keanu Reeves
>This isn't epic at all
>>Me
>Holy Shit!! You Got Owned By Keanu
>
>Speech 100

this one makes me cringe every time

 

[Mongoloigul]

This LITERALLY saved the west. Every non-hyperborean, non-thulean, and non-atlantean died in miliseconds after this was created. I swear by my blood if this perfect world is not upheld, I will die trying.

 

[Mongoloigul]

>satanically inaccurate angels
>immature anime
>found media
>conventional christmas movies
>ordinary valley
>manifest space
>normally unfamiliar places
>Takashi Yanase
>dragonball
>naruto
>apanman
>so good its bad
>the pope dosen't exists in the car universe
>sequel memes
>Empowering
>/qa/core
>trust the voices
>dont let people enjoy things
>kno
>victorianwear
>Nautica Voyage
>cringe
>who would win Hank Schrader or Butch DeConcini
>pirating indie games is moral
>its bad with friends
>its a bad X game but it succeeds as a Y game
>american movie posters

 

[Mongoloigul]

>oh my oh MY OH MY, looky looky here! I can WALK down the STREET with NO NEED to look both ways! A leisurely STROLL, unbothered by the encroachment of any MONSTEROUS and ridiculous PICK-UP TRUCKS, which chuds only get to COMPENSATE for their tiny pecker and which should be ILLEGAL. Purposefully designed to INTIMIDATE and completely HOG the public space, which only serve to corroborate the TRAGEDY OF THE COMMONS just like vaush said, completely doing away with the notion of EQUITABLE allocation of space, THIEVING from us our RIGHT to TRAVEL as we please. NO MORE uncomfy feelings walking next to a TOWERING BEHEMOTH of misplaced and frankly toxic masculine emanations, leaving AMPLE room for me to enjoy my battery-powered scooter, with a holistically crafted cup holder perfect to fit my LARGE BOBA TEA, with EXTRA black balls, made with SUSTAINABLE VEGAN PLANT MILK, without the need to constantly consider potential doom at the hands of such a machine OOZING of SELFISHNESS and HATRED of MINORITIES and NEGLECT OF OUR PORTION on this earth, of which we only have ONE. One day we may escape to the stars, but UNTIL THEN the MINIMUM we can do to ensure our survival as a SPECIES is to make our roads WALKABLE and EQUITABLE for all ladies, gentlemen, and everything in-between. All races, abilities, and creeds, with SCIENTIFIC SOLUTIONS TO TRAFFIC AND POLLUTION, with REAL DATA to back up the science, wrought by and necessitated by the continued prevalence of OVERSIZED ANIMALISTIC CAVEMAN-LIKE EGO-STROKING SELF-AGGRANDIZING INADEQUACY-COMPENSATING CONSUMERISTIC GAS-GUZZLING OIL-SUPPLY-DRAINING METAL-DEPLETING RUBBER-TREE-EXTINCTIONING RESOURCE-WASTING 4X4 VEHICULAR MURDEROUS DEATH TRAPS, DESIGNED TO MOW DOWN PEDESTRIANS AS ANINSTRUMENT OF PURE, UNBRIDLED, UNAPOLOGETIC TERROR AND DEEP-ROOTED PRIMAL FEAR.

 

[Donald]

Imagine if Marxist-Leninists actually met the ZOG cabal of Netanyahu and xis goons. Xey would writhe and seethe in front of xis toned bourgeoise muscles, xis powerful jewish sniffer evolved to smell the best deals in the area. They attentionwhore through the governmental buildings Jan 6 style into a massive pale white neoclassical styled room, shining white walls reflecting on the erect throne in the middle with NetanYAHWEH meditating to reach Nirvana, reciting Shoahborean chants. The MLoids are nearly buck broken by the OVERWHELMING AVRA of the new king of da jooz, and begin to leak about him wiping out the palesimians for the NEW ZOG ORDER.

"you... you STUPID FUCKING CHUD! you and your kik-I mean zionist goons need to GET OUT OF THE HECKIN HOLY LAND and GIVE THE COUNTRY TO THE PALESTINIAN (((PEOPLE)))!!! IF ONLY MAO AND STALIN WERE HERE TO SEE THIS!!!"

Netanyahu smirks. He raises his left arm, and the polished marble floors crack on that flank as Frankenstalin emerges from underneath, smoke billowing from the crater xis PARAOD ZIONIST SCULPT left. Netanyahu drives his right arm to the ground, and Mao crashes from the ceiling as his BLC flops on the ground. Netanyahu stands confidently and drops his spongebob diaper, his MOUTH STRETCHING KIKE PENIS bouncing, erect like a ship's plank. Mao and Stalin IMMEDIATELY begin to twerk xheir brapping gyatts on his BJC as they goon to Yahweh and Moses.

Needless to say, the Marxist-Leninists are completely and utterly mindbroken. They walk out with a lifeless, vacant darkness in their eyes as the working class awaits their message. They all assume the position and drop their shorts as a row of IDF soldiers proleremove them, inseminating them with Semitic semen. r/antiwork is in shambles, the mod team's clitties leaking as the STAR OF BVCKBREAKING is posted and the leftoids are BTFO'd by superior jewish colonization.

 

[Mongoloigul]

Mars is actually a large jewish space laser similer to the death star and the jews are stupid nigger monkies who came from a third world planet to the smart aryans of earth and tricked them into making mars before introducing aryans to nigger tranny porn which caused some of the aryans to turn brown the rest became stupider than the jews, nasa has been lying to you about the mar's missions and star wars is actually a prophecy because george lucas was an ancient aryan who went back in time but he got mind controlled by the CIA into giving star wars to disney who are actually the new world government and elon musk is the last untouched aryan who has actually lived for ten thousand years and was one of jesus's desciples

 

[Mongoloigul]

>israel bad even though they kill mudslimes
<mudslimes bad even though the kill niggers
>niggers bad even though they hate jews
<jews bad even though they make chudcels seethe
>chudcels bad even though they leave more women for the rest of us
<women good even though they steal from you
>stealing bad even though it redistributes wealth
<wealth hoarding bad even though it makes commies seethe
>commies bad even though they killed lots of slavs
<slavs bad even though they fought mongols
>mongols bad even though they spread the plague
<plague good even though it killed half of all crakkkas
>crakkkas bad even though they did a science
<science good even though it destroyed religion
>religion good even though it started wars
<wars bad even though you get to kill people and take their things
>killing people and taking their things good even though that's a racism
<racism bad even though it keeps cultures intact
>cultures good even though they oppress women
<oppressing women bad even though it allows marital rape
>marital rape good even though antisocial men get to pass on their genes
<antisocial men passing on their genes bad even though you can send them to fight in wars
>fighting in wars good even though you get ptsd
<ptsd bad even though you get to freak out and shoot people and blame it on psychosis
>shooting people and blaming it on psychosis good even though you go to a psych ward
<psych ward bad even though you can fuck with mentally ill people

 

[Mongoloigul]

I think I'm going to have non-consensual sex with Neil Gayman.

Yes, in fact right this moment I have resolved to rape this man. All of my faculties and resources are now going to be put into achieving this end. The way this man controls the contortions of his face elicits a deep, ape-ish urge within me to do extremely violent and sexual damage to him.

If you think about it, how is Neil Gayman different from a woman? They are equally timid. Equally frivolous. Equally acquiescent. Equally narcissistic. Equally upset by a combination of words or ideas that do not conform to the status-quo. And no doubt Mr. Gayman has sucked a penis too--maybe just a silicon one (for now), but nevertheless he has tried it; has been struck with the same sort of 'oh-i'm-so-so-naughty' inclination that seizes all women at some point in their life and with the frenzied tom-tom of feminine sexuality blaring in their head which is only ever empty and only ever filled when the image or implication of a Penis can be grasped in external reality, and just like such a woman has Neil Gayman greedily taken hold of the dildo that he secretly keeps in his top drawer (why disguise it further? why, wouldn't he be happy if someone were to discover his little perversion? oh think of how oh so so naughty that would be!) and after taking the full 7.5" of rubber down his throat he is filled with such a thrill such that no expression of his "masculine" sexuality has ever come close to attaining.

Hmm, indeed, the lines between Woman and Neil Gayman continue to blur, and my dick continues to rise. Raping him could be ethically and epistemologically justified, both through Utilitarian ethics and Platonic Teleology, but I will not go into that here. Suffice to say that raping Neil Gayman would be a net benefit for the world as such, as material entity and conceptual ideal. It would be a rape that would satisfy so many hearts, so many minds, and most importantly my own penis.

I am decided: Neil Gayman will be raped within the month. I will devote myself to finding out his residency, his routines, and I will plot and plan my moment of violation meticulously. This is a very real goal I have set, and I shall know neither rest nor mortal satisfaction until it has been attained.

 

[Mongoloigul]

I once had a dream where i was in some kind of white supremacist science class where william luther pierce was showing us videos about ancient aliens and there was some retarded brown brazillian who was being used as some kind of bodyguard (everybody else was obviously white), and william luther pierce was trying to explain to him
>Yes, you just sit outside the door and if anybody asks us what our class is you say WHITE POWER!

 

[Mongoloigul]

;;I just EPI'd you.;;

FAQ
What does this mean?
The attachment to my post has given you an early introduction to pornography. You are now predisposed to seeking out increasingly reprehensible forms of pornography to re-live the feeling you got seeing my post.

Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a poster worthy to be EPI'd. These include, but are not limited to:

Puritanism,
Disrespect toward sex workers,
Transphobia or other assorted Hitler particle emissions.

Am I going to be a goonslave forever?
No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional EPI, which may put your dopamine receptors and hormone balance in jeopardy.

I don't believe my comment deserved an EPI. Can you un-EPI me?
Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo an EPI. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Schloggy DMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of EPI appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the EPI and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on soyjak.party. I will continue to issue EPI until you improve your conduct. Remember: Chastity is privilege, not a right.

 

[Mongoloigul]

>hey soytan! how’s it going?
<oh hi gigachad! how are y-
>*pulls out glock 17* don’t move a muscle bitch
<w- w- what are you…
>take off your clothes soytan
<oh god! p- please don’t-
>DO IT NOW BITCH or i’ll paint the wall with your brains
<s- sorry… just please don’t hurt me… oh god
>*ties soytan’s wrists and ankles*
<*starts to tear up* oh god oh god please don’t hurt me!
>shut your whore mouth! now get on your hands and knees and arch that little fat ass up in the air
<please please! I’ll give you all my money just please don’t rape me!
*tyrone walks by*
<<AYO SHIT NIGGA WHAT DAFUQ HE DOIN
>*points gun at tyrone* shut the fuck up porch monkey. now come over here
<<ayo nigga I don’t want no part in this, blud, I- I won’t snich or nuttin, I promise just don’t get me involved fellow
>did I ask shitskin? now shut the fuck up pull out dat BBC
<<NIGGA WHAT!?
>did I stutter?
<<hell naw NIGGA I aint doin’ none of that gay shit!
>not for me you stupid ape, for this fine whore who is tied at my feet
<<what?!
>now listen carefully nigger: I want you to take your BBC and ram this bitch’s vagina like you have never rammed before. and if you ever pull out, if you don’t go all the way in on every stroke, and if you don’t fuck her as fast and vigorously as you possibly can, even for a split second, unless instructed otherwise, I will put a bullet through your tiny nigger brain before you can blink
<oh god please no! why are you doing this!? please!
<<I’m sorry girl, I’m so sorry, but dat nigga is finna kill me if I don’t
*plapplapplapplapplap*
<AHHHHHHHH OWWWWWW oh jesus ! so much! you are too big, you’re hurting me!
>splendid! now switch to the ass, jigaboo
<NOOOOOO NOOOOOO PLEASE NOT THERE I’LL DO ANYTHING ELSE PLEASE
<<it’s too tight nigga, If I push any harder, she could die!
>what did I tell you!?
*STREEEETCH… PLAP PLAP PLAP*
<AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH IT BURNS, IT’S BLEEDING OH GOD IT’S BLEEDING, IT’S KILLING ME, I’M BEGGING YOU PLEASE STOP
<<aw sheit nigga, I’m bouta cum I can’t hold it no more
>well then switch back to the pussy, you stupid nigger! I want a happy ending
<wait! I’m not in birth control, I don’t want to get pregnant! please!
>did I ask what you wan’t bitch!?
<<oh no here it comes! AWWWWWWW SHEEEEIT
<*wimpers* no…
>it looks like you have outlived your usefulness *shoots tyrone in the head, causing his body to fall onto what is left of soytan, pinning her down*
>welp, It looks like my work is here is done *dusts of hands and strides off into the sunset*
<wait, don’t leave me here! I can’t move! please! *starts sobbing*
>tough luck bitch, seeya