Soygoy
I will fight for /anthro/
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Today, I have found myself in a very strange predicament. I no longer feel human, so I might aswell get to the point.
I am a robot. When I woke up this morning, I felt a severe sense of dread as I stumbled my way into the hallway to find that my slave, of which it is a small creature made of natural biological organs, known commonly in the household complex as "The Cat" had puked up onto the family hallway carpet several times. In light of it's mistakes, it nuzzled it's head against my leg and meowed at me several times with huge dilated black eyes to signify that it was sorry. This kind of behaviour disgusted me as it's natural biological processes were completely unnecessary and forced me to endure a task I did not want to do. That task was cleaning it's obsessed jartycuck vomit, ofcourse. I then spent a few hours watching my favourite normie cattle goy slop on the television that is 99% garbage 0.0001% gem, (le old show le good because old = good new = bad it just is okay?) and I realized from sifting through all the commercials just how much I hated the human race, I hated how they looked, I hated their faces, I hated their mannerisms, and just as I thought things couldn't get any worse, my mother came home, she sat down next to me and attempted to make social communication with me on several occassions, often making strange noises like subtle laughter or pointing out the names of the actors and even doing unneccesary research about shit that nobody cares about just because I asked. I had expected her to reply with "okay" or "snca" but she didn't because there is something wrong with her. She was supposed to say "this tv program is brimstone" or somethig and then leave me to my vices to guiltily watch my brimstone goyslop for research purposes. Do your parents do this? I think my mom is OBSESSED, I absolutely hate it when social contact is made to me without me asking to do so, you should not speak unless you are spoken to, and yet she comes home everyday to say shit that's literally SNCA. I can't do anything because if I do, then I will cause her to experience the emotion known as "anger" which will make her hurt my feelings, which is a bannable offense on the sparty. Hurting my feelings is wrong. Don't do that.
In the show that I was watching, they were talking about boobs for some reason, this sudden jolt of sexual topic, combined with the fact that I was watching the television show with a family member made me feel uncomfortable, and thus it dawned on me that the idea of sexual stuff in general makes me feel uncomfortable. But it also made me realize just how cool it would be if I was a hecking robot. Think about it, no sleep? No food? No gooning? No breathing? and no socializing with humans? Being a robot is the way to go. I'm tired of these fake autists these days wanting to be a woman or a dog or something, we need to become robots, if I was a robot, I could do anything, which is why I'm coming out to raise awareness for transhumanism, so that doctors can get species/robot affirming surgery to allow my conciousness to be stored inside of a server so I can do nothing but play Counter Strike Source all day and consume YouTube videos without ever having to look at or come into contact with human beings ever again. I hate being a human, humans are so OBSESSED. My server must be equipped with a geforce 4090 rtx and the best cpu doe or else I will clitty leak all over the servers and electrically ACK myself.
To conclude, I am either a robot or just a very very very confused man.
Do not respond with "you are terminally online" or else I will block you. All robophobes and non species affirmers will be blocked.
Robot rights! Robot lives matter!!!! Anyone who responds with "TRD" will be blocked. Anyone who tries to give me malware will also be blocked.
I will end this message with the following: He is literally me, except I want to live inside of a small metal box called "the soycube" and be online on the schlog 24/7
I am a robot. When I woke up this morning, I felt a severe sense of dread as I stumbled my way into the hallway to find that my slave, of which it is a small creature made of natural biological organs, known commonly in the household complex as "The Cat" had puked up onto the family hallway carpet several times. In light of it's mistakes, it nuzzled it's head against my leg and meowed at me several times with huge dilated black eyes to signify that it was sorry. This kind of behaviour disgusted me as it's natural biological processes were completely unnecessary and forced me to endure a task I did not want to do. That task was cleaning it's obsessed jartycuck vomit, ofcourse. I then spent a few hours watching my favourite normie cattle goy slop on the television that is 99% garbage 0.0001% gem, (le old show le good because old = good new = bad it just is okay?) and I realized from sifting through all the commercials just how much I hated the human race, I hated how they looked, I hated their faces, I hated their mannerisms, and just as I thought things couldn't get any worse, my mother came home, she sat down next to me and attempted to make social communication with me on several occassions, often making strange noises like subtle laughter or pointing out the names of the actors and even doing unneccesary research about shit that nobody cares about just because I asked. I had expected her to reply with "okay" or "snca" but she didn't because there is something wrong with her. She was supposed to say "this tv program is brimstone" or somethig and then leave me to my vices to guiltily watch my brimstone goyslop for research purposes. Do your parents do this? I think my mom is OBSESSED, I absolutely hate it when social contact is made to me without me asking to do so, you should not speak unless you are spoken to, and yet she comes home everyday to say shit that's literally SNCA. I can't do anything because if I do, then I will cause her to experience the emotion known as "anger" which will make her hurt my feelings, which is a bannable offense on the sparty. Hurting my feelings is wrong. Don't do that.
In the show that I was watching, they were talking about boobs for some reason, this sudden jolt of sexual topic, combined with the fact that I was watching the television show with a family member made me feel uncomfortable, and thus it dawned on me that the idea of sexual stuff in general makes me feel uncomfortable. But it also made me realize just how cool it would be if I was a hecking robot. Think about it, no sleep? No food? No gooning? No breathing? and no socializing with humans? Being a robot is the way to go. I'm tired of these fake autists these days wanting to be a woman or a dog or something, we need to become robots, if I was a robot, I could do anything, which is why I'm coming out to raise awareness for transhumanism, so that doctors can get species/robot affirming surgery to allow my conciousness to be stored inside of a server so I can do nothing but play Counter Strike Source all day and consume YouTube videos without ever having to look at or come into contact with human beings ever again. I hate being a human, humans are so OBSESSED. My server must be equipped with a geforce 4090 rtx and the best cpu doe or else I will clitty leak all over the servers and electrically ACK myself.
To conclude, I am either a robot or just a very very very confused man.
Do not respond with "you are terminally online" or else I will block you. All robophobes and non species affirmers will be blocked.
Robot rights! Robot lives matter!!!! Anyone who responds with "TRD" will be blocked. Anyone who tries to give me malware will also be blocked.
I will end this message with the following: He is literally me, except I want to live inside of a small metal box called "the soycube" and be online on the schlog 24/7
