Meta Chris Chan

[Donald]

Soyblog's Home of CWC.

 

[Stephen]

He has ch*n in his name, wouldnt we call him Chris Cuck?

 

[Donald]

 

[Soyteen Liker]

Sightings (2024) - CWCki

sonichu.com

No fucking way, our Truman escaped his own Seahaven

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

Sightings (2024) - CWCki

sonichu.com

No fucking way, our Truman escaped his own Seahaven

I thought the whole "Flutter is Finnish" thing is bullshit, and even then I never expected him to ever leave Virginia again, let alone the country. Crazy

 

[Soyteen Liker]

https://files.catbox.moe/wq0aus.mp4

Chris Chan said he impregnated Flutter and she's due in Summer
The KF thread

 

[molly]

https://files.catbox.moe/wq0aus.mp4

Chris Chan said he impregnated Flutter and she's due in Summer
The KF thread

this is just so wrong in so many ways, poor kid
this proves that being an incel is a mentality problem

 

[Goot]

The world revolts at the revelation,

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

https://files.catbox.moe/wq0aus.mp4

Chris Chan said he impregnated Flutter and she's due in Summer
The KF thread

This child is not making it out the womb, gonna be a stillborn or some shit guaranteed
Also Chris Chan still uses female pronouns so... SHE impregnated HER.

 

[Fagon]

This child is not making it out the womb, gonna be a stillborn or some shit guaranteed
Also Chris Chan still uses female pronouns so... SHE impregnated HER.

I'm surprised he's not sterile tbh, it's weird to think he's capable of reproduction.

 

[Donald]

I'm surprised he's not sterile tbh, it's weird to think he's capable of reproduction.

Self-inflicted taint wound - CWCki

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Duck - CWCki

sonichu.com

 

[Fred]

i havent kept up with cwc for months, hes having a baby??

 

[Donald]

We might be getting an Episode 86...

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

i havent kept up with cwc for months, hes having a baby??

This is kind of autistic but it's nice to see him play a Sonic game for once. You almost forget that he's supposed to be a Sonic fan given that all he does is ramble about My Little Penis SNCA, I'd argue that he's more of a Tetris 99 fan than a Sonic fan these days

 

[Donald]

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

I'm from the future, here's a photo of Chris Chan at age 62 dying of cancerbetes

 

[Stephen]

I'm from the future, here's a photo of Chris Chan at age 62 dying of cancerbetes
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This even doe Chris is going to live forever after the Dimensional Merge

 

[NiggerRigger]

How does Chris Chan's brain structure work.

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

This even doe Chris is going to live forever after the Dimensional Merge

There's some merit in this, both of his parents somehow lived past 80 (Bob was 84, Barb is 83 turning 84 this year) while Bob's uncle lived to 106 and died in 2001.

 

[Fred]

There's some merit in this, both of his parents somehow lived past 80 (Bob was 84, Barb is 83 turning 84 this year) while Bob's uncle lived to 106 and died in 2001.

I doubt anyone in his family have lived off of mcdonalds and online estrogen cream. The plot armor has to be really thick for him to last that long