can you beat blog.soyjak.st without jumping?

[raepson industries .ltc]

good morning everyone and welcome rapesonsplaypin the ultimate gaming show and today were gonna try beat blog.soyjak.st without jumping and what im going to define as a jump is hitting the A button during gameplay so here we go

 

[Groypxis]

Hi I'm A spike pit you have to jump over!

 

[raepson industries .ltc]

Hi I'm A spike pit you have to jump over!

well guys we hit our first roadblock of this challenge but dont worry i have a few tricks up my sleeve
to avoid jumping im going to hold the B button to perform a powerful super duper penis uppercut which will leap me over the pit
no jumping required

 

[chrisgriffinirl]

no you cant beat blog.soyjak.st without jumping
I JUMPING

 

[AshkeNazi]

a floyd jr. begins walking towards you, and fires a laser