thread_prefix.27 Ban megathread

[Sneedson]

Okay. You want my confession? Here it is. Yes, I go on /pol/. Wanna know why? I first started going on 4chan in Grade 8 after I got my head put through a wall by Zac Rasmussen, the arrogant fuck. I had no friends, I had no social contact whatsoever. 4chan filled the void that being able to go an entire day without opening my mouth once had left in my brain. Reddit didn't exist at the time. On 4chan I developed an interest in /v/ - Video Games, /tg/ - Traditional Games, /sci/ - Science and Maths, /r9k/ - Robot9001, /k/ - Weapons and yes /new/ - News (which would later become /pol/ - Politically Incorrect) and recently /lgbt/ - Faggots. I'm glad that you feel so secure and loved by the people around you that you don't need to visit places like 4chan where you can wallow in self-pity. I'm glad that you're part of a community like Reddit where everyone is so well adjusted you don't ever feel the need to call someone a stupid degenerate fucking goy because they're being a total fucking retard. I'm glad that you can just downvote someone into oblivion when they say something you don't like and don't have to sit there and watch him and his friends all gather around and circle jerk about it. I'm glad that you're so fucking well adjusted that you don't feel the need to jump in and call that guy a cunt and a nigger and everything else you can think up. So I'm sorry I go on /pol/. I'm sorry if that offends you. I wish I didn't have to. I wish communities like this wouldn't throw people like me out because we're not nice enough and not civil enough. I'm sorry every second word out of my mouth is nigger and every third one is faggot. I'm sorry that the only people on the internet who want to talk to me are racists, kikes and losers. But I'm also sorry that you'll never be exposed to a community that's violent, acerbic and barbed and you'll never grow a skin thick enough to matter. I'm sorry that you'll never come to the realisation that ignoring things doesn't make them go away. I'm especially sorry that you'll never have the discussion that I did with a man who, despite being a convicted gay basher, has a wife and three kids that he loves very much that made me realise that as much as I disagree with him, and as strongly as I disagree with him, he's still a person who has his viewpoint for a reason and I need to engage with him regardless of his background or mine.

why does every post u make glow?

 

[MoonMetropolis]

why does every post u make glow?

MOTHERFUCKING SHIT. I WAS JUST MASTURBATING AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT. I WAS IN MY ROOM, I HAD MY HEADPHONES ON, I WAS TOTALLY NAKED SITTING AT MY COMPUTER FAPPING AWAY TO A VIDEO ON REDTUBE. ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S THIS REALLY SHARP PAIN IN MY DICK, LIKE IT JUST GOT STABBED WITH A SEWING NEEDLE. I JERKED MY HAND BACK AND IT BUMPED INTO MY COMPUTER TOWER, WHICH SITS ON THE DESK. WELL, I HAD MY STICK OF DEODORANT ON TOP OF THE TOWER, AND THAT BITCH FELL OFF AND LANDED DEODORANT-END-DOWN ON THE HEAD OF MY COCK. HOLY FUCKING SHIT DID THAT HURT, AND ON TOP OF THAT IT HIT SO HARD THAT IT ACTUALLY FORCED SOME DEODORANT INTO MY URETHRA. I'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHING BURN SO BAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I JUMPED OUT OF MY FUCKING CHAIR AND STOOD UP BECAUSE IT HURT SO BAD; THIS CAUSED MY HEADPHONE CABLE TO GET YANKED OUT OF MY SPEAKERS, WHICH CAUSED "OH YEAH BABY COME DEEP IN MY TIGHT TEEN ASSHOLE UH UH UH" TO GET BLARED THROUGH MY FUCKING HOUSE AND ALMOST MAXIMUM VOLUME. NOW MY EYES ARE WATERING FROM THE PAIN OF THE DEODORANT INSIDE MY COCK BUT I MANAGE TO PUNCH ONE OF MY SPEAKERS HARD ENOUGH SO THEY TURN OFF. I LOOKED DOWN AND NOTICED BLOOD DRIPPING OFF OF MY COCK; I GUESS THE LIP OF THE PLASTIC DEODORANT THING BIT INTO MY FORESKIN AS IT CONNECTED WITH MY COCK. THE BLOOD WAS DRIPPING DOWN MY LEG.

THIS ALL HAPPENED IN THE SPACE OF MAYBE 6 SECONDS. IT MAY SEEM BAD BUT IT GETS WORSE. JUST AS I'M STANDING THERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED, MY BEDROOM DOOR FUCKING OPENS. MY DAD WAS STANDING THERE WITH MY ACCEPTANCE LETTER TO JOHNS HOPKINS. I FROZE AND HE STARED AT ME, NAKED WITH MY BLOODY ERECTION FOR MAYBE 15 SECONDS BEFORE HE NOTICED MY COMPUTER MONITOR AND THE BRUTAL ANAL SEX SCENE GOING ON FULL-SCREEN. HE IMMEDIATELY CLOSED THE DOOR AND LEFT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING. THIS MAY SEEM EMBARRASSING BUT MY DAD IS A SERIOUSLY CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN. THIS HAPPENED ABOUT 15 MINUTES AGO AND HE HASN'T SAID ANYTHING TO ME YET. I'M STILL IN MY ROOM TRYING TO GET THE GOD DAMN FUCKING OLD SPICE OUT OF MY COCK. WHAT SHOULD I DO /b/?

 

[condolana]

GET DIPPED IN HYDROCHLORIC ACID KOOT
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Ironic.

 

[Redditor]

Another one bites the coal dust

 

[Pepsilord]

But I thought DNB was sharty culture

 

[nig]

but it is

 

[MoonMetropolis]

What did he post and where did he post it?

Don't post the images, obviously. Just say what they were.

 

[Gem Control]

I wonder who ended up actually hanging in the end...

Also xer pfp still has the ped0phile armband symbol geg

 

[Gem Control]

Because I like to bully little autits like you. That's the whole point of this forum.

Based
Imagine not wanting to ban a ped0phile just to win some dumb internet contest geggggg

 

[lysytsya]

Why did SINO get temp ban, is it a joke? Can't be serious about election interference geg

 

[Fortuna]

Why did SINO get temp ban, is it a joke? Can't be serious about election interference geg

He asked for it.

 

[Fagon]

yay they banned lulziez

 

[Chimperator]

yay they banned lulziez

Who?

 

[Redditor]

yay they banned lulziez

What did xhe advertise doe

 

[Sneedson]

What did xhe advertise doe

kys faggot

 

[Redditor]

What did xhe advertise doe

Nvm, I think it was attentionwhores since she made one post there. I'm not sure if the ban is justified depending on the context if she knew if was a dead pedo tranny site or not. When I first heard of attentionwhores, I thought it was just a forum dedicated to goofy ahh ohio skibidi and not a literal MAP community.

Actually thinking about it, she probably knew since shes an ED janny.

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

@Steve
consider resigning as janny you're bringing in IRL slopjaks into this site. Look at the repercussions you're creating, so much coal has been posted just because of you being janny. if lulziez knew about attentionwhores then what prevents other EDfaggots coming over here and doing the same soot as she did

 

[NigKiller_Tojo]

@Steve
consider resigning as janny you're bringing in IRL slopjaks into this site. Look at the repercussions you're creating, so much coal has been posted just because of you being janny. if lulziez knew about attentionwhores then what prevents other EDfaggots coming over here and doing the same soot as she did

he's a nigger, of course he stirs trouble (even doe I voted for him to keep the kike out. we need better candidates that are not subhumans)

 

[poom]

he's a nigger, of course he stirs trouble (even doe I voted for him to keep the kike out. we need better candidates that are not subhumans)

the racism was not needed bro

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

he's a nigger, of course he stirs trouble (even doe I voted for him to keep the kike out. we need better candidates that are not subhumans)

Steve is bad because his external influence brings in unwanted foodist pedoniggers from 'cord and other related sites, Imperator is just as bad because he's a stinky jew and can't stop soydueling with random 'ru nameniggers. None of the candidates were good, everybody should've just let DOLL decide on the next janny (ev&oe he chose nagolbud and nagolbud is a retard)