/Award farming/ - General

Why the FUCK would you make a (((((((soyjak))))))) board? You literally might as well make an alcohol and heroin board too.Soyjaks are one of the biggest and most degenerate drugs that is still popular and even romanticised in modern society, amongst (((alcohol))) [the liquid jew] and weed [the most niggerlicious drug there is]IF YOU POST ON THIS BOARD YOU DESERVE TO GET RAN OVER BY A LORRY AND YOUR CORPSE RAPED BY AN IMMIGRANT PAKISTANI

>inb4 lol bait

I am being 100% serious. 4cuck getting /qa/ was the biggest disgrace to the website outside of geoflaggots (which our INT FUCKING HAS FUCK YOU KUZ AND SOOT AND WHOEVER ELSE ADDED THAT JEWISH SHIT)

>inb4 posts soyjaks anyway

Admitting to partaking in the most jewish ritualistic drug outside of adrenochrome is no "epic win" or "flex". You are destroying your own mind and bragging about it.

Please, everyone who ACTUALLY uses this board, please reconsider your life choices and seek the will of Christ.
 
i hate the sharty SO FUCKING MUCH its literally just a fucking discord website at this point noen of the shit these people post is funny and i just want that fucking site dead and dropped by its providers already so the internet can start fuckign healing i FUCKING HATE SOYJAK CULTURE AS A WHOLE I JUST WANT ALL OF IT GONE I JUST WANT THE INTERNET TO GO BACK TO NORMAL IDC ABOUT FROGNIGGERS BUT SOYJAK NIGGERS ARE SOF UCKING ANNOYING THEYRE EVERYWEHRE I GO ANYWHERE THERES A FUCKING JAK GOD IT WAS FUNNY 2 YEARS AGO BUT NOW ITS JUST UNFUNNY NIGGER CULTURE AND ALL OF THE MOST UNFUNNY NIGGER FAGGOTS WHO SAY SHIT LIKE "LOOOOOOOL OHIO BLUD RIZZ" AND THINK ITS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER (NO ITS NOT ITS INCOMPREHENSIBLE JNIGGERBALBLE) SHOWS THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF HTE SHARTY. ADMIT IT FUCKING SOYJAKS ARE FUCKING DEAD. SOYJAK MEMES AND WEBSITES ARE FUCKING DEAD. SOYJAK IS NOW A DISCORD MEME AND WILL NEVER BE GOOD EVER AGAIN. the only shit that will ever be remembered about you guys is how you did some of the funneist raids in history (even though it was mostly foodist niggers and trihard faggots doing the bidding for you) but i doubt anyone will be remembering jaks in the next years, its just a unfunny forced fad meme that has lasted for far too long. no one will remember any of hte discord trannies, fnf and madness niggers, drawfaggots and bbc spammers or "ironic trans" memes. the internet will just continue being a dogshit place. the sharty never achieved anything and 4chan did the right thing by shutting down qa so you faggots would stop forcing your shitty jak meme but obviously you had to cancerize it more and cement yourself into fucking internet history and make soyjak the most forced unfunny and insufferable shit ever, you all faggots need to fucking die and most i think kuz, froot, doll, and soot need to fucking hang. sharty admins are just as big faggots as 4cvck admins. TND was the only funny shit ever posted on that website and i kept getting banned, fuck them ALL.if the sharty wasnt a fucking dogshit pozzed dis cord website you would be able to post dead niggers and cado without getting banend by the jannies but its clear htey watn to turn soyjaks into a safe space for stupid nigger trans flag snowflakes on twitter and ruin the meme the fact you faggots didnt fucking spam TND or anything horrible while the faggots from tu rkey tom flooded the site is representative of this THIS SITE WILL FUCKING BURN DOWN TO THE GROUND AND I FUCKING HOPE IT DOES ALREADY. I HAVE GENUINELY GONE OUT OF MY WAY TO REPORT THIS SITE TO ITS PROVIDERS AND DOMAINS AND I THINK ALL OF YOU SHOULD DO IT TOO WE NEED TO FUCKING KILL THE DIS CORD TRANNIES THAT RUN THIS WEBSITE TOO. im so fucking tired of all of it just going to become a fuckign twitter meme site full of trannies and other disgusting faggots like giggly goo nclown who get off to posting Bi bright b cat BUT GUYYYYYYYYYS GUYS ITS JUST IRONCI OKAY i dont really like spamming that lol im totally not selfinserting as the cobson with a spade holy shit you faggots are so fuckign insufferable and UNFUNNY I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL I FUCKIGN HATE YOU ALL I FUCKING HATE YOU FROOT I FUCKING HATE YOU DOLL ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS NEED TO FUCKING CRAWL BACK TO YOUR DIS CORD fuck you YOU FAGGOTS DESERVED TO HAVE QA CLOSED DOWN. SOYJAK CULTURE SHOULD HAVE DIED THERE. I CANT BELIEVE ITS STILL GOING TO THIS FUCIGN DAY.I M UFCKING TIRED OF IT. IM SOF UCKIGN TIRED OF IT. THIS SITE DIED WHEN THE FAGGOTS RUNNING IT BANNED INCREDIBLE GASSY. THAT WAS LITERALLY FUNNY BUT OHMG OMG FUCKING DIS CORD TRANNY WARS NOO SOMEONE CALLED ZUKEN WAS FORCING IT EVEN THOUGH YOUR ENTIRE CULTURE IS LITERALLY FOCUESED AROUND FORCING THE SAME MEME FOR ALMOST 4 FUCKING YEARS nooooooooooooooooooooooo NOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY OSYJAK SAFE SPACE I ODNT LIKE THIS MEME BECAUES I DIDNT MAKE IT I DIDNT UFCKING MAKE THIS MEME NOOOOOOOO WHY ARE POEPLE USING YM ME EM TO MAKE ANOTHER MEMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU AHHHHHHHHH FUCK YOU ZUKEN AND YOUR CORD.I ACTUALLY UNIRONICALLY FUCKING FEEL LIKE THIS AFTER GETTING BANNED FROM THE SHARTY FOR POSTING ACTUALLY FUNNY SHIT I THINK FROOT NEEDS TO BE FUCKING SHOT AND KILLED IF THIS WAS K,UZ ERA OR DOLL I WOULDNT HAVE BEEN BANNED LITERALL.T READ WHAT I JUST FUCKIGN SAID NWO IM SO FUCKING TIRED OF THE SOYJAK BULLSHIT IM ACTUALLY SPERGING OUT YOU FAGGOTS NONE OF YOU ARE FUCKIGN FUNNY YOU ALL NEED TO GO BACK TO FUCKING DISCORD YOU FUCKIGN KILL EVERY GOO DMEME AND FUCKING RUIN IT GOD ALL OF YOU ARE PROBABLY FORM THE SAME FUCKING FNF COMMUNTIY ALL OF YOU ARE PROBABY FUCKING EUROPEAN DISGUSTING POLISH FAGGOTS IF UCKING HATE YOU ALL I FUICKING WANT TO SEE YOUR FUKCING SITES DEAD IN THE GROUND ALREADY
 
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>Dogshit thread
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Transphobe: You'll never be ___

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Me: Thanks! I'm not human

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Transphobe: *visual discomfort* o… oh well then you're a freak of nature

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Me: You're damn right *starts howling*

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Transphobe: *pants shitting anger* YOU'RE A MONSTER

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Me: YES SAY IT LOUDER

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Transphobe: *disintegrates*
 
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Cobson so much, I had all the merchandise and soylent
>I pray to Cobson every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Cobson is love" I say. "Cobson is life"
>My dad hears me and he calls me a faggot
>I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Cobson
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and send me to go to sleep
>Im crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and its really cold
>A warmth is moving towards me
>I feel something touch me
>Its Cobson
>I am so happy
>He whispers in to my ear, "This universe is mine, I AM GOD HERE"
>He grabs me with his powerful lawnmower hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass cheeks for Cobson
>He penetrates my asshole
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Cobson
>I can feel my ass tearing and bleeding as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Cobson
>He roars a mighty roar as he fills my ass with his love
>My dad walks in
>Cobson looks him straight in the eye and says. "Its lawnmowver now"
>Cobson leaves through my window
>Cobson is love, Cobson is life
 
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