As a guy what is your ideal fictional wife?

[Mitusia]

From my pov if I was a dude I would think toriel, yennefer and Lae'zel. They all would love me forever in different ways and 2 want kids even if one can't have any.

 

[greg]

Nobody got why I said I’m a Rosalina lover

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

Nobody got why I said I’m a Rosalina lover

Who's Rosalina?

 

[KingCargo]

Nobody got why I said I’m a Rosalina lover

I got it xir.

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

What makes you think my gaze is lustful?
You seem like a projecting faggot
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>It says "my pet"
Thats not cute.

 

[greg]

Who's Rosalina?

From Mario galaxy, it was a reference to DogeatingDogs6

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

From Mario galaxy, it was a reference to DogeatingDogs6

I don't get it but okay

 

[Flawless Sparklemoon]

I'm not a guy but if I was then I'd date genderswapped myself.

 

[kingdavey]

From my pov if I was a dude I would think toriel, yennefer and Lae'zel. They all would love me forever in different ways and 2 want kids even if one can't have any.

 

[MoonMetropolis]

>2024

>marriage

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

if you kiss vivo on the lips

but that nigga got cooties. she's not who i'm tryna get w. i'm tryna get w u shawty.

 

[Soynic Hedgehog]

All of the picks in this thread without consent

 

[cant think of a funny name]

>2024

>marriage

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not everyone is as fucking nihilistic as you

 

[Groypxis]

>It says "my pet"
Thats not cute.
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It is unfortunate wording, but its not like I chose it to say that. Cute art nonetheless

 

[ShartistaniPatriot]

my wife geraldine elizabeth carmichael

 

[Joe Biden]

Kamala harris, but she doesn't have a choice.

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

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Also I had a dream a few nights ago where some kid at my high school asked me who my waifu was and I said either Tomo or Yomi and everyone bullied me the next day and called me a faggot

 

[ShartistaniPatriot]

my wife soppo
cute lil devil
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shut up

 

[ShartistaniPatriot]

shut up

die in a hole faggot

 

[greg]

die in a hole faggot

Erm sweatie take ur meds

 

[ShartistaniPatriot]

die in a hole faggot

SHUT UP