thread_prefix.27 Anonymous Confession Thread 2

[1844 or Something]

I honestly wouldn't mind if all confessions I made were tied back to me, I've never said anything incriminating

I would very much mind if my "confessions" were tied back to me

 

[Ytsuken]

I would very much mind if my "confessions" were tied back to me

Well, I haven't done anything evil or devious to confess about

 

[1844 or Something]

Well, I haven't done anything evil or devious to confess about

I wouldn't mind my actual confessions coming back to me, but I have posted a LOT of bait

 

[Ytsuken]

I have posted a LOT of bait

Why?

 

[8doe]

most of my fake bait "confessions" are crazy shit like "i got bored and tried to see how many watermelons i could shove up my ass. i ended up getting 1/4 of the watermelon in before i passed out and woke up in the emergency room and i had to explain why i was there with a watermelon stuck in my rectum"

 

[1844 or Something]

Why?

Sometimes the confessions are slow, and I think it's funny/want to see people freak out over it. Most of my bait gets overlooked anyways, so I gave up.

 

[8doe]

Sometimes the confessions are slow, and I think it's funny/want to see people freak out over it. Most of my bait gets overlooked anyways, so I gave up.

the secret is you have to make it extremely potent but not rulebreaking
adding detail helps or saying realistic stuff that somebody would actually confess
don't make it about any users unless you want it to be blatantly obvious you're lying

 

[istanbul]

Sometimes the confessions are slow, and I think it's funny/want to see people freak out over it. Most of my bait gets overlooked anyways, so I gave up.

just get better at baiting lole

 

[basil]

drew some fanart on a barely functioning android tablet

 

[Chesnaught]

@Chesnaught lazy bastard post moar.

I was hanging out with my dad

 

[Ytsuken]

It's 2 am, Chesnaught is probably sleeping

Why the smug react?

 

[Chesnaught]

 

[jimbo]

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@8doe lol fail

 

[Ytsuken]

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@Swede GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

 

[basil]

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my eyelashes, nails, and hair always grew faster, stronger, and larger than most of the female members of my family idk what that nigga at the end is on about

 

[Ytsuken]

@Swede GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

Nah, I think he's asleep, It's 4 am in Sweden if I'm not mistaken

 

[1844 or Something]

just get better at baiting lole

I lied. My bait has been attributed to other shloggers and I am not stopping.
I could have pretend to be a failbaiter, but my pride won

 

[1844 or Something]

Lol fail

1/2

 

[8doe]

1/2
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i drew that earlier today
you can tell by the 'tistic handwriting

 

[Chesnaught]