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If every one of these tribal peoples was given a Big Mac, how would their lives be changed?
 
there's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do to get them to stop eating monkeys and shit albeit
 
AshkeNazi said:
there's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do to get them to stop eating monkeys and shit albeit
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Yeah. If we ever did force the Big Mac on them, they'd probably just stuff monkey parts in there.
>Ah, Ojabwu, it's great to see such tasty, Western meals finally be served to the local village. Say, what's this in my sandwich? Is that... brain? Did you put pieces of monkey brain in the--
<Nonsense, Karajugu, that's just sliced tomato. We ship them straight from the Americans, that's just how they grow them over there.
>Oh, alright. Well, what about this weird, green thing underneath the tomatoes? It just... really reminds me of the monkey flesh from last month's feast. Is this rotting flesh?
<No, no, that's lettuce. Don't mind the smell, it took a long time to arrive, probably just got stale on the trip. Stale lettuce. Yeah, that sounds right.
>Eh, all good, then, I guess. Wait, what's this on the buns? They aren't supposed to have fur, are they?
<Oh, yeah, we're using monkey heads for the buns.
 
baqqrih said:
Yeah. If we ever did force the Big Mac on them, they'd probably just stuff monkey parts in there.
>Ah, Ojabwu, it's great to see such tasty, Western meals finally be served to the local village. Say, what's this in my sandwich? Is that... brain? Did you put pieces of monkey brain in the--
<Nonsense, Karajugu, that's just sliced tomato. We ship them straight from the Americans, that's just how they grow them over there.
>Oh, alright. Well, what about this weird, green thing underneath the tomatoes? It just... really reminds me of the monkey flesh from last month's feast. Is this rotting flesh?
<No, no, that's lettuce. Don't mind the smell, it took a long time to arrive, probably just got stale on the trip. Stale lettuce. Yeah, that sounds right.
>Eh, all good, then, I guess. Wait, what's this on the buns? They aren't supposed to have fur, are they?
<Oh, yeah, we're using monkey heads for the buns.
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I laughed at the scenario, awesome awesome
It fascinates me what a tribal person thinks in the transition from eating monkey heads and boiling starch for daily breakfast when they get frontloaded with preservatives and foreign ingredients that make no sense to them culturally. They weren't tribals but Lewis and Clark probably had the same experience trying to figure out what the fuck was going on before they established what Indian cuisine really was 200+ years ago in America.
 
DOLL said:
They weren't tribals but Lewis and Clark probably had the same experience trying to figure out what the fuck was going on before they established what Indian cuisine really was 200+ years ago in America.
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Spoiler: Buffalo
 
DOLL said:
If every one of these tribal peoples was given a Big Mac, how would their lives be changed?
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This guy has videos doing that exact thing with Candy, they just say its good and compare it with of the three foods they normally eat.
 
tanzanite said:
This guy has videos doing that exact thing with Candy, they just say its good and compare it with of the three foods they normally eat.
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i feel like that's the entire "genre" of these videos
it doesn't fix or do anything it's just.. there..
 
Their skin would almost immediately become fairer and their hair blonde and straight. There is a reason those in the western world are the ones to predominantly consume Big Macs and that is because that is what has shaped the western world more so than any combination of events.
 
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