Absolute State of Nu-Sharty

baqqrih said:
There is truth in this. When I was in elementary school I was the one relatively-normal child who for some reason made really good friends with a weird group of guys who just roleplayed all recess as Mario-themed superheroes. We had a huge lore going on from first grade through third grade until we all just started playing football instead once we slowly forgot about the details of the whole universe we had in our heads. I was the lorekeeper of the group during our time, and still have faint memories of our quests (one I remember is that we once spent a whole session of recess closely studying these two birds that were eating out of a bag of chips another kid has thrown over the fence, as we believed they were Bowser's henchmen spies). Anyway I later acknowledged that some of the lore they were generating came from that guy, SML.
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do an ama on this
also sorry fir raping this thread with my negroid musk
 
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doddermodd said:
This single post is the worst aspects of the sharty, all the darkest coals made in the past year amalgamated, burnt, and perfected into the blackest, most potent niggerbrimstone to ever dawn the site.

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>distorted brown troonjak with KYM filename
>self inserting as aryan soyboys with clipboard filename
>variants that can only ever be used for self insert
>implying that shit only children like is aryan
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brown distorted troonjaks are gemmy doebeit
 

>4chan gets spammed
>Spam is deleted
>Nothing happens


>Sharty gets spammed
>Spam continues for 3 days, another "faction" of spammers shows up to outspam the original spammers, 438 buff chudjak edits and troonjak edits of the thing being spammed get uploaded on SoyBooru, catalog freezes 15 times, site shuts down for a week, site goes back up with 3947-part captcha that logs your IP address, logs your postal code, and freezes banking account to stop the spammers, spam continues anyway, thread with 800 replies in which people debate which faction of spammers is Sharty culture and which is Discord (with heavy admin involvement), third spam faction joins in, retard on Kiwifarms makes a post about how the counter-spam faction are based aryans, he gets doxxed after 5 /raid/ threads with 800 replies, he gets exposed of having had a Discord account in 2017, Froot declares in a sticky that since the counter-spam faction are "'corders" therefore the original spammers are based aryans, thread with a serious hat + fact sign edit of the thing being spammed asking Froot to make a board dedicated to the thing being spammed, he fucking does, site shuts down for a week, fourth faction joins in and falseflags as the third faction, all suspected members of the fourth faction get rangebanned and IP leaked, poll page added to the site to decide whether to rangeban and IP leak all of faction 1 or 3, nothing becomes of that, 5 year old soyjak variant gets accused of being Discord because faction 4 posted it, Soyjak Wiki page about aforementioned variant gets replaced with 27 paragraphs of completely made up garbage about how the variant was forced by the faction 2 Discord since 2019, Froot believes it and bans the variant and rangebans and IP leaks everyone to ever post it, Soyjaks are registered as a pedophile dogwhistle by the Anti-Defamation League, thread with 1600 replies about an alliance between faction 3 and 4, they ally and become known as Faction 34 The Shitskin Annihilators And Followers Of His Highness Froot (Peace Be Upon Him), site shuts down for a week, thread with 6000 replies that makes the catalog freeze called "Operation: Faction 34 The Shitskin Annihilators And Followers Of His Highness Froot (Peace Be Upon Him) Annihilates The Shitskins And Conducts Total Roastie Death" in which Faction 34 The Shitskin Annihilators And Followers Of His Highness Froot (Peace Be Upon Him) plan to shoot niggers and rape girls, Froot pins the thread, saying faction 1 (the original spammers if you weren't following) is bad is now considered "RW Twitter immigrant behaviour" and "Forced Discord" and becomes a popular baiting method, one namefag who is a member of Faction 34 etc. gets 50 years in federal prison for raping a girl which is considered a "MASSIVE SHARTY CHVD WIN", his mugshot is released and he turns out to be the fattest mexican you have ever seen, the entire "conflict" trends on Twitter because of it, commentary YouTuber makes video with 12 million views about it full of complete bullshit, influx of newGODs comes to Sharty larger than the userbase already is, no one questions this, site shuts down for a week, autist writes dogshit wiki article about "The Great Faction 1-2-34TSAAFOHHF(PBUH) War Of '24 XVII" with 57 page templates and over 200 sections meticulously detailing every single thread ever made relating to the "war" with an encrypted invite-only archive link to it
 
If it was about past SML it would be acceptable.
 
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