GEG 3,000 calorie milkshake

All I need is this
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I was gonna go to sleep but this highlights a thought I had earlier and I'm glad that I now have the perfect window of opportunity to express it. I thought to myself "which food contains the most calories?" and laughed to myself what it would be like if you could eat something small that was like 5,000 fucking calories or something like imagine you eat a small ass potato chip and it has over 5,000 fucking calories somehow.

SO, MY QUESTION TO YOU ALL:
Which food has the MOST CALORIES PER CENTIMETRE? (as a brit im staring at that word and realizing how retarded that is, metre? fucking metre? are you serious?)
Let's say you're in space o algo and you need to eat food to conserve shit, can you imagine if they made like a nutrient bar or whatever that you only have to eat 1 per day to get everything you need to survive and it's the size of a small chocolate bar but it contains a full 2,000 calories and all the nutrients you need, is that possible?

Like, what does 3,000 calories look like, if it was solid and shaped into a cube?
I'll let you all have a think with that.
 
Soygoy said:
I was gonna go to sleep but this highlights a thought I had earlier and I'm glad that I now have the perfect window of opportunity to express it. I thought to myself "which food contains the most calories?" and laughed to myself what it would be like if you could eat something small that was like 5,000 fucking calories or something like imagine you eat a small ass potato chip and it has over 5,000 fucking calories somehow.

SO, MY QUESTION TO YOU ALL:
Which food has the MOST CALORIES PER CENTIMETRE? (as a brit im staring at that word and realizing how retarded that is, metre? fucking metre? are you serious?)
Let's say you're in space o algo and you need to eat food to conserve shit, can you imagine if they made like a nutrient bar or whatever that you only have to eat 1 per day to get everything you need to survive and it's the size of a small chocolate bar but it contains a full 2,000 calories and all the nutrients you need, is that possible?

Like, what does 3,000 calories look like, if it was solid and shaped into a cube?
I'll let you all have a think with that.
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I think oils, butters, or any other thing that's primarily made of fat would be the most calorie-dense thing you could eat.
 
Subsequently, which food has the LEAST amount of calories per centimeter?
Wood?
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How many calories in a block of wood?

I was recently thinking about the human body and the energy we get from food. I understand we don't have the ability to properly digest certain things like stones and wood and grass, but if we did,...
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Soygoy said:
I was gonna go to sleep but this highlights a thought I had earlier and I'm glad that I now have the perfect window of opportunity to express it. I thought to myself "which food contains the most calories?" and laughed to myself what it would be like if you could eat something small that was like 5,000 fucking calories or something like imagine you eat a small ass potato chip and it has over 5,000 fucking calories somehow.

SO, MY QUESTION TO YOU ALL:
Which food has the MOST CALORIES PER CENTIMETRE? (as a brit im staring at that word and realizing how retarded that is, metre? fucking metre? are you serious?)
Let's say you're in space o algo and you need to eat food to conserve shit, can you imagine if they made like a nutrient bar or whatever that you only have to eat 1 per day to get everything you need to survive and it's the size of a small chocolate bar but it contains a full 2,000 calories and all the nutrients you need, is that possible?

Like, what does 3,000 calories look like, if it was solid and shaped into a cube?
I'll let you all have a think with that.
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mmmm
 
Hagon said:
>Implying you don't burst out laughing at every single joke I make
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99% of what you say is coal, you sound like a little bitch, you sound like you enjoy getting fucked in the ass, your voice is so sassy that i probably would have assumed that behind the screen you're wearing goth gear, goth makeup and you probably like bbc, you probably look like that one boylover book characters, that one owo choccy emo boyfriend character, you probably look like the guy from omori, the realization i had when your online persona is literally you in real life shocked me to my core, you aren't like this because it's a joke, no, this is actually you.
>"mmmm im gonna rape you too"


 
Soygoy said:
99% of what you say is coal, you sound like a little bitch, you sound like you enjoy getting fucked in the ass, your voice is so sassy that i probably would have assumed that behind the screen you're wearing goth gear, goth makeup and you probably like bbc, you probably look like that one boylover book characters, that one owo choccy emo boyfriend character, you probably look like the guy from omori, the realization i had when your online persona is literally you in real life shocked me to my core, you aren't like this because it's a joke, no, this is actually you.
>"mmmm im gonna rape you too"
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R u mad at me
 
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