Gem Control
To Major Cob
With October out of the way, its time for the REAL heckin scary season: The 2024 United States Presidential Election Cycle
Is xhe black? Is xhe Indian? Is xhe Abyssinian? Who knows! Nicknamed the "border czar" by somebody, Joe Biden's husband will put the mouth where the money is and continue the legacy of Brandonivm.
World-renowed admin of Trvmpflare, this former commando in chief will fight for the rights of ALL household animals. Running for a third time as to not make america gay as fuck.
"Without money, how are you supposed to feed your wife's boyfriend's sister-in-law baby cousin tracy's goldfish?"
"It's official. The climate has decided to come out of the closet, and we should respect xer for it!'
"With Biden in charge, there have been way less obsessed anti-white shit@li@ns trying to stop us germanics from entering the US to escape the cartels. However, if Trvmp comes back into power, us mexicaryans will have to go back, forced to shitpost on soybooru for all eternity. Do what hitler would have done and vote for kamala, you subhuman untermensch on a bench"
Alright enough of that, post 'jaks, predictions, opinions, updates, and other coal related to the election in this thread, and vote on november 5th (as if newsoycucks are old enough to vote KEK
The Candidates:
Kamala Harris
Is xhe black? Is xhe Indian? Is xhe Abyssinian? Who knows! Nicknamed the "border czar" by somebody, Joe Biden's husband will put the mouth where the money is and continue the legacy of Brandonivm.Donald Trump
World-renowed admin of Trvmpflare, this former commando in chief will fight for the rights of ALL household animals. Running for a third time as to not make america gay as fuck.
TOP ISSUES:
Every election cycle, there's always something that people are particularily butthurt over which swings them to vote for whoever ratio'd the other candidate on Xitter about the topic. Here are some of this year's top shenanigans:The economy:
"Without money, how are you supposed to feed your wife's boyfriend's sister-in-law baby cousin tracy's goldfish?"
Math test:
"I didn't know there was a second page"Climate change:
"It's official. The climate has decided to come out of the closet, and we should respect xer for it!'
Abortion:
"In 2022, the Conservative majority Supreme Court appointed by Trvmp struck down Roe v. Wade, declaring that killing babbies is not a constitutional right, and as a result the ritual was made illegal in 13 states with most of the rest having at least some kind of restrictions. This pissed off a lot of seething libruls and eugenicsfags which is gemmy"The border:
"With Biden in charge, there have been way less obsessed anti-white shit@li@ns trying to stop us germanics from entering the US to escape the cartels. However, if Trvmp comes back into power, us mexicaryans will have to go back, forced to shitpost on soybooru for all eternity. Do what hitler would have done and vote for kamala, you subhuman untermensch on a bench"
) or whatever the TV said.
