1000 messages user thread

[baqqrih]

seething terminally online chud above me

All the “followers” you have are two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back, users mock you. The admins are disgusted and ashamed of you, your fellow "three-digiters" laugh at your ghoulish profile in their own conversations.

True OldGODs are utterly repulsed by you. Over four months of consistent posting on the Shlog have allowed proper users to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even three-digiters who "post gems" seem uncanny and unnatural to an oldGOD. Your profile is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a few "GEG!" or "Gem" reacts from a 1,000+ poster, he’ll turn tail and press the "Ignore" button the second he catches sight of your low, deficient post count.

You will never feel gemmy. You wrench out a few measly posts every few weeks and tell yourself it’s going to be okay, but deep inside you feel the "Points" score on your profile creeping up like a weed, ready to crush your spirit as you realize that you'll never get all 113 points.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll go to your account details, move your mouse downward, hover over the "Log out" button, and click. The users will see this, heartbroken of your departure, but relieved that they no longer have to post alongside such a disappointing Shlogger. They’ll leave comments on your profile with "It hurts" reactions and shallow words, and every newGOD for the rest of eternity will know a three-digiter once posted there. Your account will decay and stay forever at less than a thousand posts, and all that will remain of your legacy is a user who had an unmistakably low post count.

 

[Pepsilord]

All the “followers” you have are two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back, users mock you. The admins are disgusted and ashamed of you, your fellow "three-digiters" laugh at your ghoulish profile in their own conversations.

True OldGODs are utterly repulsed by you. Over four months of consistent posting on the Shlog have allowed proper users to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even three-digiters who "post gems" seem uncanny and unnatural to an oldGOD. Your profile is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a few "GEG!" or "Gem" reacts from a 1,000+ poster, he’ll turn tail and press the "Ignore" button the second he catches sight of your low, deficient post count.

You will never feel gemmy. You wrench out a few measly posts every few weeks and tell yourself it’s going to be okay, but deep inside you feel the "Points" score on your profile creeping up like a weed, ready to crush your spirit as you realize that you'll never get all 113 points.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll go to your account details, move your mouse downward, hover over the "Log out" button, and click. The users will see this, heartbroken of your departure, but relieved that they no longer have to post alongside such a disappointing Shlogger. They’ll leave comments on your profile with "It hurts" reactions and shallow words, and every newGOD for the rest of eternity will know a three-digiter once posted there. Your account will decay and stay forever at less than a thousand posts, and all that will remain of your legacy is a user who had an unmistakably low post count.

>or however the McEstrogen is devoured

 

[Chvd33p]

how about 2 digits?

Get out of here 2digitoddler

 

[King of kyrgyzstan]

Get out of here 2digitoddler

2digitARYANS WON!

 

[Jimb0]

Eeermm

 

[Chvd33p]

Bvmping this tanzanite trvthnvke

 

[Thrembo]

1 digit aryans won

 

[istanbul]

shalom

 

[Stephen]

2000 message thread when?

 

[Chimperator]

I speedrunned it.

 

[poom]

>no you MUST spend your entire day on soyjak incel forum

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

I meet double the requriement

 

[Meursault]

present

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

Oh my science

 

[greg]

 

[SUPERCELLEX]

ah shit im an oldfag

 

[MoonMetropolis]

Before I even watched My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic for the first time, one of my friends (who ultimately got me to watch it) cautiously said to a friend of ours and myself: "Does it make me less of a man that I'm watching My Little Pony and loving it?" My response was: "I think that the truest form of manliness is when a person does whatever feels genuine to them no matter who cares, how much, or for what reason. Machismo is ridiculous and self contradictory Manliness is being you even if nobody likes it."

In short, when a man walks into Toys 'R Us and buys a My Little Pony figurine, he's being manly. The guy snarking at him from the other line is using machismo to protect himself. Watching the two of them, I'd admire the man who isn't afraid to be who he is.

Machismo needs to die; It's just projected, exaggerated insecurity. Get in line and buy your pony. "Like" My Little Pony on Facebook and don't keep it from posting for all of your friends to see. Decapitate that silly projection fantasy of what it's like to be a man, and really become one.

The world doesn't need Fight Club; it needs ponies.