"Rise and shine, Plunger Cameraman, rise and shine. Not that i wish to imply you have been charging on the job. And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well, lets just say your hour has come again."
"The right Cameraman in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Plunger Cameraman, wake up and smell the ashes."
One time I got a buzz cut after letting my hair grow for like 2 years and it turned into a joke about me becoming an evil skinhead and I got a new skinhead name and they only called me by that name ever since.